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Are you guys prepared for when Klendartharu, the great overlord of Sector 87.3 (the sector Earth is in), returns from his 64,000,000 year voyage to exact vengeance on the Earth from his defeat at the hands of the Dinosaurs during the Great Interstellar War of 63997987BCE?
who in their right mind would want to be raptured instead of fighting in a magical  blood drenched apocalypse alongside jesus for 7 years?
that's what you want to do? really?Â
abandon jesus just when he needs you?
slackers.
In fairness, we all know it is gonna happen pretty soon. It has to. Christians have only been making this claim for a little over 2k years, now.ChemistianThe world is actually falling apart this days. Done you not seeth of thine world? Hunger, Ozone layer, near destructive meteors, weapons, made of energy we can't get rid of but can destroy all? The purgening is a necessity.
[QUOTE="MrPraline"][QUOTE="LJS9502_basic"]Oddly enough Catholics don't dwell on Revelations.Holyspirit-XboxYep, and that further proves that this guy isn't exactly serious. They dwell on revelations when its clear of an inevitable source.No. You'd be wrong.
[QUOTE="Holyspirit-Xbox"][QUOTE="LJS9502_basic"]No. You'd be wrong.LJS9502_basicYou are incorrect my child. They have done it many times of grat importance in Roman times.1/10 Don't claim that I am wrong and not show for it my child. That is a Sin.
[QUOTE="Holyspirit-Xbox"][QUOTE="LJS9502_basic"]1/10LJS9502_basicDon't claim that I am wrong and not show for it my child. That is a Sin. I'm changing to a 0/10 now. You should have stopped while you were ahead. Running away from the burden of proof. Ashame, you will be wiped out in the purging.
Are you ready for the biblical great purge of all the sinners and demons of the world as foretold and ready to meet Jesus and the lord as they come back down to earth very soon? Do you believe in it?Holyspirit-XboxI would love to meet jebus and see some magic.
Riverwolf007- LMAO! Anyway, am I prepared for the second coming? Yes, Ive accepted Jesus as my Savior. Do I want it to come during my lifetime? Not really, because I want to live my life, not have it cut short because somebody had to be impatient. Spartan_N7The chosen people will not be purged.
I would love to meet jebus and see some magic. KC_Hokie
Keep your expectations rather low, though. After all, the man's a level 9 cleric.Â
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And unlike Jesus, he will let you have sex with anyone you want.I'm gonna side with Satan. He just seems more likeable and probably has much better guns.Â
LordQuorthon
[QUOTE="LordQuorthon"]And unlike Jesus, he will let you have sex with anyone you want. If you have same-sex, Satan will send you to heave, if you do it in heaven, you will be sent to hell, so you will end up in purgatory.I'm gonna side with Satan. He just seems more likeable and probably has much better guns.Â
TheWalkingGhost
[QUOTE="TheWalkingGhost"][QUOTE="LordQuorthon"]And unlike Jesus, he will let you have sex with anyone you want. If you have same-sex, Satan will send you to heave, if you do it in heaven, you will be sent to hell, so you will end up in purgatory.Is't Earth purgatory?I'm gonna side with Satan. He just seems more likeable and probably has much better guns.Â
Holyspirit-Xbox
I just started on The New Testiment and I really like to read the preachings of Christ. It is well writen and well versed. I like how the Old Testiment was worded maybe a little bit better though, still a good book.
[QUOTE="Holyspirit-Xbox"][QUOTE="TheWalkingGhost"]And unlike Jesus, he will let you have sex with anyone you want.TheWalkingGhostIf you have same-sex, Satan will send you to heave, if you do it in heaven, you will be sent to hell, so you will end up in purgatory.Is't Earth purgatory?
I don't think so.
[QUOTE="Spartan_N7"]Riverwolf007- LMAO! Anyway, am I prepared for the second coming? Yes, Ive accepted Jesus as my Savior. Do I want it to come during my lifetime? Not really, because I want to live my life, not have it cut short because somebody had to be impatient. Holyspirit-XboxThe chosen people will not be purged. On second thought, after reading through this thread, I think I want to change sides if I would have to put up with people like you for eternity... Satan, Im coming.
[QUOTE="Holyspirit-Xbox"][QUOTE="Spartan_N7"]Riverwolf007- LMAO! Anyway, am I prepared for the second coming? Yes, Ive accepted Jesus as my Savior. Do I want it to come during my lifetime? Not really, because I want to live my life, not have it cut short because somebody had to be impatient. Spartan_N7The chosen people will not be purged. On second thought, after reading through this thread, I think I want to change sides if I would have to put up with people like you for eternity... Satan, Im coming. Everyones personalities will be changed like your corrupted one, when the purge happens so all are united. So you won't have to put up with people like you once the world is re-purged. Jews may or may not be purged. Some Muslims that recognize Jesus as prophet may be saved from the purging if they worship. All other religiong must convert to purge, all those without must also convert.
[QUOTE="Spartan_N7"][QUOTE="Holyspirit-Xbox"] The chosen people will not be purged.Holyspirit-XboxOn second thought, after reading through this thread, I think I want to change sides if I would have to put up with people like you for eternity... Satan, Im coming. Everyones personalities will be changed like your corrupted one, when the purge happens so all are united. So you won't have to put up with people like you once the world is re-purged. Jews may or may not be purged. Some Muslims that recognize Jesus as prophet may be saved from the purging if they worship. All other religiong must convert to purge, all those without must also convert. Go back to System wars you filthy lemming.
No, I desire that people across the world might know God as savior, not judge. For this reason I tell of the grace that is found in Christ.mindstormyeah well grace does get around.
Are you ready for the biblical great purge of all the sinners and demons of the world as foretold and ready to meet Jesus and the lord as they come back down to earth very soon? Do you believe in it?Holyspirit-Xboxso you whorship giant spider from south park
[QUOTE="LJS9502_basic"][QUOTE="Holyspirit-Xbox"] You are incorrect my child. They have done it many times of grat importance in Roman times.Holyspirit-Xbox1/10 Don't claim that I am wrong and not show for it my child. That is a Sin.
Come on this guy has you all fooled. He ain't no prophet or pope. He is just a normal man on this site that acts smart and thinks he knows what he is talking about the Bible says not to judge.Do you believe in the same one I do, or do you just pick pieces that benifit you? And don't play God man!
I say some gamespot user created an alt to dick around. You guys really fall for this stuff dontcha?
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