chicken or egg..... what came before

The omelette came before either.

Yeah, I bet you're wondering how that one works out.

flying_ramen

I've seen the caption "MY **** IS STUCK IN THE DESK" on your avy pic before.

pretty sure the egg did.flying_ramen

But but... who laid the egg...? :o

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jk

If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is there to hear it, does it make a sound?

[QUOTE="flying_ramen"]pretty sure the egg did.flipin_jackass

But but... who laid the egg...? :o

It was reverse engineered from an omelette.

there was a thread with proof what came first like 2 away from this one.FrostyPhantasm

Which one? Best pickup lines ever? :P

chicken, God made animals, two of every animal, He didnt make eggs, and plus, How would eggs hatch without chickens to keep them warm to hatch them?Putzwapputzen

Don't give us that god crap. It was the Egg!

[QUOTE="Putzwapputzen"]chicken, God made animals, two of every animal, He didnt make eggs, and plus, How would eggs hatch without chickens to keep them warm to hatch them?jking197

Don't give us that god crap. It was the Egg!

JEEEEEZUS CAME BEFORE YOUR HEATHENOUS EGG! Hallelujah! [/gospel impression]

The omelette came before either.

Yeah, I bet you're wondering how that one works out.

MetroidPrimePwn

LOL

If chickens can play the fiddle, it must be the egg, otherwise they wouldn't know how to pay the fiddle.

It's pretty simple when you think about it.

chicken, God made animals, two of every animal, He didnt make eggs, and plus, How would eggs hatch without chickens to keep them warm to hatch them?Putzwapputzen

yup, when God created the animals they were likely already full grown.

[QUOTE="Putzwapputzen"]chicken, God made animals, two of every animal, He didnt make eggs, and plus, How would eggs hatch without chickens to keep them warm to hatch them?mindstorm

yup, when God created the animals they were likely already full grown.

....umm....you do know god is a fairytale...right?

*rollseyes* Kids these days....

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[QUOTE="Putzwapputzen"]chicken, God made animals, two of every animal, He didnt make eggs, and plus, How would eggs hatch without chickens to keep them warm to hatch them?Frogman929

yup, when God created the animals they were likely already full grown.

....umm....you do know god is a fairytale...right?

*rollseyes* Kids these days....

Can't say that I knew that. I believed it once but no more. What I do know is that my God is a real God who is also the God who created and sustained the world.

Aghh...to many religious references.chazer127

well... it does answer the question. If one believes in Evolution then the egg came first. If one believes in Creation then the chicken came first. To find out which came first would be a Evolution vs. Creation debate.

The egg. Dinosaurs laid eggs as well, and they came WAAAAYYYY before chickens. Never saw Pangea Fried Chicken.Video_Game_King

Best answer to this question I've ever seen. Mind if I use it in the future VGK?

[QUOTE="flying_ramen"]pretty sure the egg did.flipin_jackass

But but... who laid the egg...? :o

What ever came before the chicken.

That makes me wonder. If evolution is supposed to make things better, then what came before the chicken? I mean, the chicken sucks. I can't imagine them living in the wild. They can be run down by nearly everything. They can't fly. They are so stupid they can live for months without a head (as long as they are fed). Their ancesters must be rolling in their... feces or whatever bird/lizards roll in.

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[QUOTE="flying_ramen"]pretty sure the egg did.Guiltfeeder566

But but... who laid the egg...? :o

What ever came before the chicken.

That makes me wonder. If evolution is supposed to make things better, then what came before the chicken? I mean, the chicken sucks. I can't imagine them living in the wild. They can be run down by nearly everything. They can't fly. They are so stupid they can live for months without a head (as long as they are fed). Their ancesters must be rolling in their... feces or whatever bird/lizards roll in.

Evolution is not supposed to "make things better".

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[QUOTE="flying_ramen"]pretty sure the egg did.Rhazakna

But but... who laid the egg...? :o

What ever came before the chicken.

That makes me wonder. If evolution is supposed to make things better, then what came before the chicken? I mean, the chicken sucks. I can't imagine them living in the wild. They can be run down by nearly everything. They can't fly. They are so stupid they can live for months without a head (as long as they are fed). Their ancesters must be rolling in their... feces or whatever bird/lizards roll in.

Evolution is not supposed to "make things better".

technically, it is supposed to make things better. Better suited to their environment. Or am I confusing Evolution with natural selection? Although I think natural selection is a part of evolution.

ur mom!!! pwned!!!

jk

If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is there to hear it, does it make a sound?

gagagoogoolo

isnt that another fourum topic somewhere here?

chicken, God made animals, two of every animal, He didnt make eggs, and plus, How would eggs hatch without chickens to keep them warm to hatch them?Putzwapputzen

but then again how did those chikens hatch without eggs to have been laid

Egg obviously, unless you're a creationist, in which case do some research.Spazoid

The egg. Dinosaurs laid eggs as well, and they came WAAAAYYYY before chickens. Never saw Pangea Fried Chicken.Video_Game_King

touche, it involved into a chicken but the animals before that were probably also laying eggs, and before the egg was meiosis

The egg. Dinosaurs laid eggs as well, and they came WAAAAYYYY before chickens. Never saw Pangea Fried Chicken.Video_Game_King

the amoeba

the egg could not have come first because inside the egg there is a chicken. so the question is did the chicken come first or did the chicken and the egg come at the same time.whipassmt