Cheesy action movies?

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#1 Film-Guy
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Sometimes all I want to do is relax and watch crap blow up, but which of these kind of movies are your favorites?

1. Shoot em up

Do you like sex? Do you like guns? Do you like Babies? How about all three in the same movie, and once even in the same scene. This movie is epic and dumb as a bad of dead weasels.

2. From dusk till dawn

I love how this movie goes from creepy gangsterish film about two brothers, to vampires for no apparent reason.

3. Commando

4. Con Air

5. Tango and cash

6. Demolition man

7. Under Siege

I cant stand steven seagal, but this is fun.

8. Universal soldier

9. Crank 2: High voltage

This movie is borderline retarded.

10. The Hard way

11. Harley Davidson and Marlboro man

12. Roadhouse

13. Flash Gordon

14. The adventures of Buckaroo bonzai across the 8th dimension

I keep forgetting what the plot of this movie is. All I know is that it is awesome.

15. Big trouble in little china

16. Showdown in little tokyo

17. Bloodsport

18. Cobra

19. The Ice Pirates

20. Delta force

21. Death wish 3

22. Nighthawks

23. Kickboxer

24. Iron eagle

25. Blue thunder

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#2 immortality20
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Get to tha choppa!!

Hard Target (but it was good)
Any Chuck Norris movie
The 6th Day
XXX
End of Days
Snakes on a Plane (possibly one of the stupidest movies I have ever seen)
The Warriors
Demolition Man (Still like it!)
Double Dragon (Double fail)
Robocop II and III
Freejack
The Running Man
Over the Top (sigh..)
Roadhouse
Face/Off
Cliffhanger
Desperado

I liked alot of these movies, but I know they can be seen as cheesy.

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#3 DJ_Lae
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Can't rank them. -The Rundown -The Rock (not the cheesiest, but up there) -Bad Boys -From Dusk Till Dawn -My Name is Bruce (more comedy than cheesy action, but hey) -The Transporter (only the first one, and in spite of its godawful soundtrack) -Shooter -Face/Off -Army of Darkness -Con Air -Crank -Scorpion King -The Fifth Element Some of those might be stretching 'cheesy action movie' a bit, but hey.
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#4 CBR600-RR
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The Warriors

immortality20

You're kidding. :shock:

Definitely Crank 2, it was so damn bad yet so funny. Commando was hilarious too. Oh and I'll add Avatar, some cheese at some parts.

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#5 immortality20
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Oozing with manliness.

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#6 BlsPinkMouse
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Kickboxer series= me wanting to gag myself.

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#7 JonnyEagle
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This Movie

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#8 Film-Guy
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This Movie

JonnyEagle

That was amazing:lol:

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#9 Film-Guy
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VnTHypbLlkE

Speaking of cheesy action:D

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#10 worthyofnote
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I was watching the Transporter 2 earlier today and couldn't help but laugh at all of the ridiculous scenes. For example, jumping a ramp and flipping the Audi while heading towards a crane just to remove the explosive device attached to the vehicle.

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#11 sogni_belli
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The Killers& Hardboiled (basically, any early John Woo film from Hong Kong)
Once Upon A Time in China 1, 2, & 3
From Dusk till Dawn
Kill Bill Vo. 1 & 2
Running Man
Iron Monkey

Others have mentioned The Warriors. That movie was the best film adaptation of Homer's Odyssey ever made. "Warriors.....come out and paa-layyayyy!!!"

anna tatangelo

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#12 JonnyEagle
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[QUOTE="JonnyEagle"]

This Movie

Film-Guy

That was amazing:lol:

I know right? Godfrey Ho is one of the most unintentionally funny directors of all time, Ironically, he now teaches film. Anyway here's another one of his movies. He sure knows how to end a movie.......

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#13 Im_single
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I must say, I have a soft spot for Planet Terror, it's cheesy action goodness at it's finest.... OK, maybe I like it just because I get to see Fergie get ripped apart by zombies :P

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#14 hiphopballer
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snakes on a plane is i could think of right now. there is a lot i no it

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#15 JonnyEagle
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I got one more movie to mention, it quite possibly has the worst acting in a fighting scene I've ever seen.....

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#16 SaintLeonidas
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The lack of Starship Troopers saddens me, that has some great cheesy action.
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#17 LoG-Sacrament
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cobra is so awesome that im note sure what its doing in a cheesy action movies thread. same with delta force and commando.
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#18 Oblivionfan10
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I have to go with any Steven Segal movie
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#19 Niff_T
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9. Crank 2: High voltage

This movie is borderline retarded.

Film-Guy

Oh, no. It crosses the border multiple times.

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#20 RobboElRobbo
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I was thinking Shoot Em Up before I clicked this thread. :P

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#21 legend26
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I pretty much agree with everything in film guys list

also, i just want to add snakes on a plane and army of darkness

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#22 cheesyjon
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I was thinking Shoot Em Up before I clicked this thread. :P

RobboElRobbo

A little cheesy. But AWESOME!!!! In fact CHEESY is AWESOME!!!!

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#23 Xx_Hopeless_xX
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The Eraser...god that movie was cheesy to the max and highly unbelievable..i hated it...

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r94AJzJZZaU&feature=related

I am surprised no one has mentioned the 1960s Batman movie yet

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#25 DJ_Lae
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[QUOTE="cheesyjon"]

[QUOTE="RobboElRobbo"]

I was thinking Shoot Em Up before I clicked this thread. :P

A little cheesy. But AWESOME!!!! In fact CHEESY is AWESOME!!!!

Eat your vegetables.
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Any Arnie / Chuck Norris film :lol:
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#27 mo0ksi
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Shoot Em Up was the first movie I thought of when seeing this. But it's cheesy in all the best ways.
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#28 cheesyjon
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[QUOTE="cheesyjon"]

[QUOTE="RobboElRobbo"]

I was thinking Shoot Em Up before I clicked this thread. :P

DJ_Lae

A little cheesy. But AWESOME!!!! In fact CHEESY is AWESOME!!!!

Eat your vegetables.

Eat your... uhhh... Dairy.

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#29 theycallmeRP
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Point break!!! Man I love that movie. Anything with Sly Stalone (excluding Rocky and first Blood). And Dolph Lundren movies. Escape from LA was cheesy as hell. Surfing?! Basketball of death?!