Can You handle "The Sauce" well?

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#1 the_man03
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So just last night I found out that I am a complete lightweight and that I don't know how to handle alcohol very well.


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What happened last night was that, my sister's boyfriend wanted me to hang out with him and his family. I went reluctantly thnking "hrm... Ok, whats the worst that could happen?" So I kinda ask him on the way over there what exactly we were going to do over there. He says "Just to hang out and drink".

So I go over there and drink just one beer, I start to feel real warm and my heart starts pumping really fast. I thought, ok this should be all I should take. After that everything else is seriously just a blur. When I wake up, I find myself in my bedroom. I check out my voicemail because my phone was filled with them. My sister left a few of them and tells me that she dropped me off, even though I really pissed her off. She said that I had fooled around with her best friend (who just so happened to be my her boyfriend's sister). Here was the thing, I was a virgin before this whole drinking session.

So at this point I am totally scared, thinking about what exactly happens now.

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So after all that I was kinda wondering if anyone here has drank alcohol was? If so? How was it?

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#2 Zaeryn
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Wait... all that happened from just one beer? I'm only 15 years old and it takes me 5 beers before I can be considered totally drunk. By the way mods, it's not illegal to drink with a parent in the house.
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#3 scorch-62
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I can always handle a good source... Oh wait... THAT Sauce... >>
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#4 69ANT69
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I don't get drunk easily, Which is good, because you can enjoy a drink while everyone else making fools of themselves, so you can watch and laugh.
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#5 DrSponge
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Is this a joke thread? :lol:
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#6 the_man03
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Wait... all that happened from just one beer? I'm only 15 years old and it takes me 5 beers before I can be considered totally drunk. By the way mods, it's not illegal to drink with a parent in the house.Zaeryn

Well, I never really knew what my limit was before this had happened.

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#7 Zaeryn
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[QUOTE="Zaeryn"]Wait... all that happened from just one beer? I'm only 15 years old and it takes me 5 beers before I can be considered totally drunk. By the way mods, it's not illegal to drink with a parent in the house.the_man03

Well, I never really knew what my limit was before this had happened.

Well... one beer is incredibly lightweight. Maybe it's just because it's your first time, but I was never that much of a lightweight when I was a skinny 13 year old and my dad let me try a bit of it. One beer is not a lot of alcohol at all. Of course everybody is different, but that's pretty weird.
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#8 scorch-62
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Is this a joke thread? :lol:DrSponge

I can see it now... "My best friend's brother had drunk sex with me!!"

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#9 omfg_its_dally
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1 beer and you got that drunk? Are you sure it was beer? Maybe you drank a full glass of Wild Turkey.
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#10 Magna_Man109
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1 Beer... :|.... :lol:
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#11 Zaeryn
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1 beer and you got that drunk? Are you sure it was beer? Maybe you drank a full glass of Wild Turkey.omfg_its_dally
Yeah. It must have been hard liquor or something. One beer... I don't even know if that's possible.
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#12 Kikouken
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I don't drink.
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#13 the_man03
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When I walked in, I told them all that I never really drank before. I was in another room, there was a bottle opener in the room I was in, but the bottle I was given was already open. I never really had beer before, so I wouldn't be able to tell if the beer tasted normal.
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#14 ahriman2
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It takes allot of Bacardi 151 for me to get anywhere near drunk.
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#15 laidback_16
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ooo when i heard sauce i thought 4 chan for some reason :D
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#16 lonewolf604
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i don't drink, and i hope i never do
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#17 metal_snake33
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i don't drink, and i hope i never dolonewolf604

Thats what i thought at first, but it actually can be a good time if your with some buddies. Drugs, on the other hand, i pretty much feel the same as you.

Oh and to TC, i dont think that was beer. Seriously man that pretty bad if it just takes one beer to be completely drunk. Maybe they gave you apple juice and told you it was beer or something.

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#18 TeymoORly
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No way this is true. Firstly, one beer? I'm sorry, unless it was some hard liquor mixture (abeit a strong one), I don't believe it. Also, if you had sex with your sister's best friend and didn't remember it, wouldn't it be logical that you can't remember anything because you were blacked out the whole night? Last time I checked, piss drunk people aren't the most coordinated either
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#19 Zaeryn
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[QUOTE="lonewolf604"]i don't drink, and i hope i never dometal_snake33

Thats what i thought at first, but it actually can be a good time if your with some buddies. Drugs, on the other hand, i pretty much feel the same as you.

Alcohol is a drug, though.
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#20 socked_feet
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It depends on who I'm around. Tonight I was with a few of my older friends so instead of encouraging me to drink and get drunk as quickly as possible, everything was pretty relaxed, and I had 4 coolers. I was feeling it a few hours ago but I'm fine now. When I'm at parties, however, people are usually all riled up and love to pressure others, so I get drunk too fast and end up puking/passing out.
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#21 metal_snake33
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[QUOTE="metal_snake33"]

[QUOTE="lonewolf604"]i don't drink, and i hope i never doZaeryn

Thats what i thought at first, but it actually can be a good time if your with some buddies. Drugs, on the other hand, i pretty much feel the same as you.

Alcohol is a drug, though.

Well you know what i mean.

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#22 ElectronicMagic
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Yeah, I can handle it well. I wish I couldn't though. I don't like to drink because the stuff taste nasty(beer tastes bad and I have to drink a lot to get drunk).
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#23 Dethshoot
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I came in this thread expecting sources from the fourth chan.
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#24 DJ_Novakain
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I csn't stand the taste of alcohol, so I don't think ill ever know...
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#25 DJ_Novakain
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I came in this thread expecting sources from the fourth chan.Dethshoot
thats what popped into my mind at first too. :lol:
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#26 TheFlush
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Those parties where people come to get drunk and pressure each other to drink as much as possible are really stupid and retarded. And those people that are this influential are even more stupid! I can't handle alcohol very well, I don't drink beer (hate it), but I do love wine and things like wodka, rum and cocktails. However after 5-6 wines I get quite light headed :) So I usually stop at that.
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#27 tofu-lion91
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After one beer I feel warm and fuzzy

After two it's a bit more

3 or 4 and I'm drunk

I rarely drink and I'm a skinny girl so I'm not really surprised it takes only that to get me drunk. I'm not ashamed of being a lightweight either, at the end of the day it takes me 3 or 4 quid to get drunk, whereas other people have to spend 20 quid or so on booze :)

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#28 Erasorn
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After one beer I feel warm and fuzzy

After two it's a bit more

3 or 4 and I'm drunk

I rarely drink and I'm a skinny girl so I'm not really surprised it takes only that to get me drunk. I'm not ashamed of being a lightweight either, at the end of the day it takes me 3 or 4 quid to get drunk, whereas other people have to spend 20 quid or so on booze :)

tofu-lion91
I know what you mean. It can take quite a lot to get me drunk. I'm thankful that a friend provided some whiskey for me during our game of Soul Calibur(winner takes a shot of liquor to even up the game).

I dunno where my limit is though. Seems to be very different everytime.. I think I'll be a bit more careful when drinking the next time so I won't end up throwing up on my way home.. or maybe I should pay for my own booze so I'll drink it more moderately
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#29 yuffiestrife
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i can drink up to 10 pints i am what is called a heavyweight but when i am drunk i aint very nice
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#30 pink_floyd123
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Hooch.
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#31 Travo_basic
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I'm not big on getting buzzed or drunk, so I can't handle it that well either.
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#32 LeePearce
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After one beer I feel warm and fuzzy

After two it's a bit more

3 or 4 and I'm drunk

I rarely drink and I'm a skinny girl so I'm not really surprised it takes only that to get me drunk. I'm not ashamed of being a lightweight either, at the end of the day it takes me 3 or 4 quid to get drunk, whereas other people have to spend 20 quid or so on booze :)

tofu-lion91

YUCK! What kinda skanky ass beer do you drink that only costs £3 to get 4 beers! Jeese atleast drink some proper beer, not that **** hobos drink.

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#33 tofu-lion91
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[QUOTE="tofu-lion91"]

After one beer I feel warm and fuzzy

After two it's a bit more

3 or 4 and I'm drunk

I rarely drink and I'm a skinny girl so I'm not really surprised it takes only that to get me drunk. I'm not ashamed of being a lightweight either, at the end of the day it takes me 3 or 4 quid to get drunk, whereas other people have to spend 20 quid or so on booze :)

LeePearce

YUCK! What kinda skanky ass beer do you drink that only costs £3 to get 4 beers! Jeese atleast drink some proper beer, not that **** hobos drink.

Thankyou for your...inciteful comment :roll: A bottle of beer is only about a quid or two in the shops - I usually drink Bud or Fosters if I fancy a can.

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#34 Shiggums
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Kinda. Depends on my mood, and whether or not I've had anything to eat prior to drinking.
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#35 kingdre
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As long as I don't drink on an empty stomach, I can last quite a while.
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#36 chazasul
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This is a joke thread. An infant wouldn't get drunk enough on one beer for "everything to be a blur".
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#37 TheOddQuantum
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I try to drink as little as I can. To avoid: offending people when drunk and waking up with a hang over. I have gotten drunk a total of two times in my life. And I don't remember how many drinks I had.
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#38 trentman7
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They spiked it with something dude. One beer does not get you drunk. Heck, I had 4 beers and didn't feel a thing. Again, mods there was a parent in the house :P
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Toke Jopic.
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#40 Blitz_Nemesis
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Here was the thing, I was a virgin before this whole drinking session.

the_man03
:o after 1 beer.
Im only 16 (probably had my first drink around 14) and ive never been drunk before and ive had more and stronger stuff then 1 beer. you aint a lightweight you a featherweight man.
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#41 markop2003
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I don't even notice it from one beer. the only time i felt slightly drunk was downing a couple of shots o9f this liquer (after a couple of beers earlier), that time it was just because it went straight to my head though not the actual volume cause it wore off in an hour or so.
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#42 N8A
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was your one beer a 40oz?
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#43 tofu-lion91
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This is a joke thread. An infant wouldn't get drunk enough on one beer for "everything to be a blur".chazasul

I don't know, everyone's different. Sometimes if I'm sitting down and I have one beer, when I stand up I find it difficult to walk. And that's off ONE beer. Mind you for everything to be a blur it takes me about 5 beers so I think he must be exaggerating a bit.

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#44 swizz-the-gamer
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I can handle alcohol alright, I can handle drugs better though. Apart from an incident last week...
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#45 black_cat19
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I don't drink anymore, but when I did I handled it pretty well, it takes A LOT of alcohol to get me drunk and even then I never did anything awfully stupid, no puking, no drunk sex, no drunk fighting, all I did was dance and make people laugh, and I never ended up in the bathroom or in bed with anyone, when I reached my limit I just found a good couch and slept there until the next day.