Can you get your hands pregnant?

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#1  Edited By deactivated-598fc45371265
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According to this guy, the answer is yes.

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#2 deactivated-598fc45371265
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And that's why you should always wear gloves when you masturbate.

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#3 deactivated-5b797108c254e
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Oh crap...there's a a few pillows I need to call...

( Man, that joke grossed me out and I was the one making it =/ )

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#4  Edited By Megane
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Good thing I like kids.

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#5  Edited By johnd13
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@megane said:

Good thing I like kids.

Because they can't get pregnant?

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#6 alim298
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Only if I hold yours.

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#7 Gwynnblade
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@alim298 said:

Only if I hold yours.

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#8 -God-
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Yes. But I thankfully am able to give them abortions in time.

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#9 deactivated-5b78379493e12
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Kind of like putting an aspirin between your knees can keep you from getting pregnant.

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#10 konvikt_17
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@-God- said:

Yes. But I thankfully am able to give them abortions in time.

Wait... Member since 1990. How?

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#11 -God-
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@konvikt_17 said:
@-God- said:

Yes. But I thankfully am able to give them abortions in time.

Wait... Member since 1990. How?

look at my name.

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#12  Edited By deactivated-5b797108c254e
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@jimkabrhel: If you are a girl and have to hold the aspirin there it might work =P

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#13 horgen  Moderator
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@korvus said:

@jimkabrhel: If you are a girl and have to hold the aspirin there it might work =P

Yes but for reasons unrelated to the effects of aspirin. =P

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#14 deactivated-5b797108c254e
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@horgen: Depends on how you look at it. That aspirin might save you from a lot of headaches. As far as I know that's one of the effect of the aspirin XD

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#15 MlauTheDaft
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What, you guys don't clone yourselves?

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#17 konvikt_17
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@-God- said:
@konvikt_17 said:
@-God- said:

Yes. But I thankfully am able to give them abortions in time.

Wait... Member since 1990. How?

look at my name.

im well aware of your username.

my question still stands.

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#18 horgen  Moderator
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@korvus said:

@horgen: Depends on how you look at it. That aspirin might save you from a lot of headaches. As far as I know that's one of the effect of the aspirin XD

Yeah, along with what should be a good time. :P

@konvikt_17 said:

im well aware of your username.

my question still stands.

He is God. :P

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@konvikt_17 said:
@-God- said:
@konvikt_17 said:
@-God- said:

Yes. But I thankfully am able to give them abortions in time.

Wait... Member since 1990. How?

look at my name.

im well aware of your username.

my question still stands.

He's god. He can do all!

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#21 Megane
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@johnd13:

No, I mean I don't care if my hands get pregnant because I like kids.

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#22 thehig1
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@konvikt_17: wondered that myself, who knew God was a gamespot forum member

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#23 johnd13
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@megane said:

@johnd13:

No, I mean I don't care if my hands get pregnant because I like kids.

I know. It was just a joke. :P And a bad one...

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#25 woomar
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And from all the news you picked this one ?

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#26 deactivated-598fc45371265
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@woomar said:

And from all the news you picked this one ?

What would you rather talk about? Duggargate?

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#28 dylandr
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@megane: only counts for males, sorry :(

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#29 Megane
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@dylandr:

Oh well, enjoy the hundreds of hand babies you're going to get.

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#30 dylandr
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@megane: *shivers*