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Can somebody explain this....
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[QUOTE="RiseAgainst12"][QUOTE="super_mario_128"]The first one's been explained. The second one could just be two guys warming up for some thing and they happen to be caught in that position...super_mario_128what was the reason behind it? There's actually an image with all the explanations on it. That said, I can't find it. I'm sure some one will post it though...
Here it is:
So easy... please let me explain...
MrEnvelope
So one day the Jimmy (the kid in the tux) was picking up her (yes her...you didn't know did you?) date, Margerine, for the ultra spectacular glitter prom at St. Spanky's High School. Jimmy was talking to Margerine, and she was explaining that she was having a weird tingly feeling in her left left foot, when apparently it was her blister popping unfortunately. Right then and there she lost her balance and started tumbling out into the street. A few cars managed to dodger her safely, but it was until the UPS driver finally put down his Big Mac meal and saw the stumbling pedestrian and over corrected his vehicle. As she laid in the street hurt, she was still feeling the tingly feeling in her foot, which then turned into puss filled pain. Jimmy ran over to her, and said "BFF!!" and she said "RIGHT ON!". She then swallowed her pill and pushed in her eyeball, which revelaed a bloody glowing button. Jimmy continued "BFFLOTRFR" (best friends forever like on the reals for reals) and margine said " YASTIMHFTROMLSBMCFCOL" (You are so totally in my heart for the rest of my life, so bare my children for crying out loud), and finally the a beep pulsated from her nose and transformed into a series M1000 sewing machine. The police arrived at the situation, and there was no more traces of poor poor margine. Jimmy took the rest of Margerine the Sewing macine home and sewed on a condom, and made passionate protected wool love and finally nursed their children.
and this:
MrEnvelope
So John, (the masculine looking guy), was wondering what it would be like to have beastiality sex with a horse. Janet came and asked "still sicko in the brain huh"?
"Yah..." John sighed
"Well I heard that if you pose as a horse in a costume and spray some of this solution on you, the horses will draw attraction to you." Said Janet
So john got to work, he went out and bought the best horse costume ever EVAR! And sprayed on the solution that Janet gave him, boy did it stink. So he went out there and got on all fours and a horse came around...
Well bow chika bow wow and everything else happened and John had the time of his life. When finally he wanted to reveal the horse his love. So he pulled off his costume and said...HEY HORSEY HORSE! It's me John! The horse took off it's costume and said...Hi John, it's me Janet!....
"Janet? But how did you...." said John
"Well, I'm actually (pulled it's costume) your brother TOD!!!!!!!!!" said Tod.
Gross story but efficient enough to explain this
There's actually an image with all the explanations on it. That said, I can't find it. I'm sure some one will post it though...[QUOTE="super_mario_128"][QUOTE="RiseAgainst12"] what was the reason behind it?markop2003
Here it is:
Well, yeah, that's what I'd think people would probably assume about the picture if thinking rationally about it, but it doesn't really explain why they decided to take the picture there, unless the picture was intended to be intentionally funny, which would sort of devalue the nature of the photo's humor.
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