An alert city worker called in the man after noticing that he had been leaning against the lamp post for more than ten minutes...."
"Police later learned the man, Evan Johnson, was waiting for his girlfriend, Cindy Collins, who was getting a cappuccino at a nearby Starbucks. His backpack contained books and all that was under his coat was a "Wish you were beer" t-shirt..."
"'You can never be too careful,' said O'Hara. 'I'd blow up a hundred innocent people if I can prevent another 9/11.'"
This site is purely satirical. Just a joke, I guess. The cop quote is pretty funny though.