Bizzare and F'd up RPG Classes. COME CONTRIBUTE OT

This is posted in OT, since as you know RPGs can either be game-related or NON game related. (ie. video game RPG, or tabletop rpg, or LIVE action rpg, or even daydreaming RPG),

So please don't lock this thread GS, because this is not exclusively game related.

We all know the run of the mill classes in RPGs and they are usually either Combat (Melee, Ranged, Support, Tank, Spellcasters) or Talker (Streetwise, Charisma, Persuader) types. Can you guys help me come up with f'd up classes that FALL INTO NEITHER UMBRELLA? So instead of fighter, rogues, thieves, mage, and even poets, bards, impersonators, let's all think outside the box for once.

1) Venereal Succubus: instead of attacking or wisetalking, her tactic is to use her hot bod to seduce her enemies. But she offers so much more. Unlike normal Succubbi, she f's not only with her foe literally, but she "f's with them", as in she will reassure them that her female condom is in place and working properly, but in reality her female condom is actually a hard to get relic loot called the "Barrier Faux." It actually has micropores in it unseen to the naked eye, then after they practice "safe sex" in a Transylvanian inn, the next morning the Veneral Succubus is long gone after the loser foe is sound asleep due to his post-O nap. then the foe wakes up and starts to notice lesions on his glans, he has burning on urination, there is later pus, this will become chronic. he has contracted some rare form of Eastern Bloc STD. While urinating is painful for him for the rest of his life, ejaculating is even more physically agonizing and unbearable. The foe comes to the realization that he can never cum again in his life and he falls into a deep depression, unable to battle any longer with any effectiveness.

2) Glutton: this mofo slob ass is almost half as lazy as a stay at home housewife whose idea of a day at work is giving her kids nesquik at the halftime of a soccergame. However, the Glutton is quadruple the size of Jabba. He has extremely high resource costs, and you constantly have to supply him food. His mobility is so poor. But wait! He has the digestion system as dysfunctional as some inbred offspring from the infamous cloistered community of Borough Park Brooklyn. The "more Gluten you feed the Glutton", the better he becomes. Do this, and his Shart Skill builds up, and at Shart Skill 10 (mastery), like a diarrhea-artiste, he leaves strategically placed puddles around the perimeter of the party, rivaling that of any ordinary Earth Mage's Quicksand Spells.

3) ???

btw, feel free to collabarate, and if there any technical computer game designers that can make our ideas a reality, you can put the finished product on Steam for like $1, so that during Black Friday or Winter Sales, people can pick this up at 90% off and pay only a dime. All I ask is 1% of profits, since I am Game Concept Creator .We can divvy up the rest proportionally based on who contributes what.

Pie Chucker - This is a ranged class with preferable gear being clown-related. The pie chucker's weapon of a choice as the title suggests, is pie. They can be thrown at distance where damaged is determined via RNG or they be used as a melee weapon if the player gets within striking range. Used as a melee, RNG affects whether or not a critical strike is delivered. Also, there is a chance to inflict Blind and when the target removes the status, there is a chance for an automatic attack delivered by the player. Pie Chuckers' dominant stats are dexterity and agility that lends to high accuracy and evasion. As the player levels up, new evasion maneuvers are leaned such as cartwheels and somersaults.

3) Pie Chucker: Indeed, and once he levels up he gets access to his most devastating projectile, "Poontang Pie"

Mad Scientist: Non-combat class.

Kidnap and experiment on unwilling individuals, build labs, and conduct unsafe experiments that create black holes, swallowing up entire planets, create creatures that are essentially crimes against nature, and and, use your real world chemistry knowledge to create a drug empire to fund your scientific research. Update your constants, formulate new scientific laws, turn your discoveries into new scientific theories, use your newfound knowledge to commit even bigger, more ambitious research projects (and atrocities)! And share your research with no one.

Not very good in combat, but not every RPG class is or has to be. Case in point, look at the original rogues before their "WoWification".

Le Chef, a master of the culinary arts, uses his adept knowledge of culinary ingredients, kitchen gadgets and tools, and knives to attack, entice, poison, and cast aflame his foes. He is also a support class; by preparing tasty meals he can buff himself and his allies!

I'm going to follow the stereotypical three-tree skill system:

1. Knife skills: this skill tree incorporates melee skills with short blades; general knife strikes as well as skills such as fillet,debone, and gut. Years of being under the cruel, tyrannic tutelage of his master chef as a young cook has taught him to employ fear, stealth, and cruelty; Le Chef will often sneak up on his foes, mock them for their horrible taste and knowledge of food, and finally deliver the killing blow!

2. Culinary Mastery: this skill tree is all about preparing meals to buff and heal yourself and friends. Epic Steak Dinner grants strength to allies, for example, but they take a -1 to speed and agility due to feeling overly full. Chicken Soup cures poison and illness-based effects, while Tasty Eclair heals general damage. But it's not all yummy treats! The Fish Has Turned, Make Chowder can be force-fed to foes to apply poison effects!

3. Gadgetry and Technique: these skills are more razzle-dazzle than the previous two trees, but every bit as dangerous and helpful. Flambe! has you dousing enemies in strong cognac and then lighting them on fire! Mis en Place helps you be prepared and reduces the time on your cool-downs by 50%. The epic skill Salamander has you summoning a giant broiler from the sky to hover over your foes, roasting them to crispy perfection!

...did I do it right?

Guardian - they are guards who patrol a set radius. Guardians level up and unlock invincible sniper followers. They are invincible so the guardian doesn’t know where they are. Guardian levels up again and unlocks an invincible atomic bomb with conditions. This level up also reveals the snipers to the guardian and allows them to give commands to the snipers. The next level up removes atomic bomb restriction and provides a new power with new conditions. By the time you as a guardian level up past the invinisble sniper follower and reach the invincible atomic bomb rank, aliens will appear. This is a video game, guardian is the class. Aliens won’t even let you the guardian use your toy atomic bomb unless necessary. Past the atomic bomb rank, guardian unlocks UFO but a surperior provides the fuel. Level up some more, guardian unlocks UFO unlimited fuel, and time reverse tool but the superior has conditions on the time reversal tool. It’s a pattern.

@mrbojangles25: mind blown, because I see Synergy with La Chef and Glutton. The Glutton receives bonus STR from Epic Steak Dinner. Also Pie Thrower would get +10 over max HP after eating Tasty Eclair. Regarding force-feed skills, La Chef should get added damage when he finds an ancient relic called: Method Man Forcefeed Torture Track

@Maroxad: Truly a sadistic sick puppy the Mad Scientist is. He also forces his party to accompany him and go on his quest line to raid pharmacies (for his chemistry experiment ingredients/supplies), as well as geriatric bingo halls (to kidnap his unwilling test subjects since the elderly and demented are easy prey). But as the party grows stronger he forces them to move on to tougher prey such as those in (penitentiaries/ and max security prisons)

@multiplat: totally. He get's access to a red hot skewer normally used for kebab, and after letting it get hot for, like, 30 minutes Le Chef sticks it in your ass slow-like. TSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Cooldown is like a half hour, cuz epic skill.

At level 20 Le Chef unlocks specialty classes, one of which called The Baker, which has excellent synergy with The Glutton because he just feeds lots of [high gluten] bread to him to buff his Shart skill; instead of going to the mastery stack of 10, it goes to 15! EPIC SHARTS!

@playmynutz: I had to read Guardian's description three times, but I get it now. And like in many RPGs, there is some romance mechanic, the Guardian learns that that the invisible snipers, once they become visible that is, are attractive svelte spandex wearing women, and once the superior relinquishes control of the UFO to the Guardian, the Guardian can take his 4 lady snipers to the UFO which he uses as a pad and have a 5-way?

@multiplat: The invincible snipers wearing spandex and UFO having romance options are pretty good additions. That fits in perfectly with what I was saying.

I am still trying to decipher your RPG class. What an awesome video game, gluttony can team up with venereal succubus to dual for the entertainment of ??? Plot twist they stop dualing and find out who put them to dual to the death, in the first place.

@playmynutz: Yes the two dual time to time, but The Glutton and Venereal Succubus are party members and on the SAME TEAM, as is everyone submitted. Succubus is hot a female despite being a vector for STDs, but she cannot have any romantic interest in Glutton, since the Glutton's micropenis is literally entombed and encased and buried behind endless layers of overhanging bellyfat (central and global obesity). Like, when he looks down, he never even seen his micropenis in decades because the line of sight is obstructed. Thus, the hot Succubus and the repulsive Glutton do dual time to time, but the Sucubus does have a fetish for SCAT, so after these two dual, they always make up and she can be found slurping up his Shart Puddles, which does give her 25% Bonus to Vitality.

As for Romantic Copulation between the two, sadly it is physically not possible for that fat fukk to engage in any type of penetration

regenerating suicide bomber: His main attack is blowing himself up and if he dies doing so, he regenerates in a time that depends on the amount of damage his body took. If the damage is too high, he dies. He can take damage after he exploded. The whole point of the class is making sure you have enough money to buy all kinds of explosives and to make sure you don't waste too much explosion power on weak enemies (you do not want to lose too much money). You can get armor to reduce the damage the bomber receives and even manage to survive small explosions if you set it up correctly. Skills include crafting bombs, stealth to get close to the target and faster regeneration. You also have skills like auras that give passive stats, you can make insane NPCs join you while most of the NPC despise you.

@multiplat: Gluttony and Venereal Succubus are on the same team, of course! Succubus RPG skill tree keeps getting hotter, and hotter.

There are so many quests for Gluttony now. Like losing weight, getting glasses, and finding his penis.

Whenever Venereal Succubus does her guitar solo, she is rewarded Shart Puddles.

I doubt even after completing those quest, will Gluttony be able to penetrate anything.

Gluttony lost weight, wears glasses, and found penis. Then he’ll realize he can suck himself off. But doing so makes his Shart Puddle taste like dead kittens. Venereal Succubus won’t be pleased. She should activate SCAT in his face. That’ll fix the kitty litter epidemic.

@playmynutz: The Glutton has the delusion that he will one day suck himself off (thanks to the Mad Scientist's psychadelic and psychosis inducing drug formulations which he spiked into Glutton's high-gluten bread, just for his own sick entertainment and scientific research)., but it is and always will be physically and anatomically impossible for him to penetrate anything or even please himself.... alas the Glutton's quest line is the most tragic indeed.

@ArchoNils2: yes yes, yours is an Upgrade-able class,once the party raids a defunct Blockbuster video brick&mortar store and acquires the unique artifact of "VHS copy ofGroundhog Day", the Suicide Bomber gets upgraded to Groundhog Day Suicide Bomber. No regeneration needed anymore.He likes going into close quarters areas such as a secret backroom where Fat Italian Mobsters are playing poker, he then blows himself up in a detonation explosive suicide attack, he dies.....but he comes back to life the next morning at 6AM to the sounds of Sonny and Cher... just like Bill Murray. Plus he likes going after Fat Italian Mobsters since they carry a lot of cash rolls, this class needs a lot of money as you pointed out.

party keeps getting larger.... newest edition member, hope u like him

8) Merchant Scam Artist: - (Merchant class) He helps his party with his Merchant skills obviously, but he is not limited to "buy low sell high - and gold acquisition"). He f's up unsuspecting enemies via ultimate scams...by selling the following rations at his makeshift trading stall.

Watered Down Healing Potions: He sells Red Healing potions, but he extracts and removes almost all of the red healing liquid, and only leaves 1% of it in the vial. The remaining 99% is replaced with Cherry Kool-Aid. So when NPCs/enemies, buy this potion from his stall and attempt to use it when they are at low HP, they get RIPPED off, and they only heal 1 hp at most. Imminent death to them.

Concentrated Mana Potions: He sells Blue Mana potions, but he extracts and removes almost all of the blue mana liquid, and only leaves 1% of it in the vial. The remaining 99% is replaced with Tide Concentrated Detergent. The asshole enemy magi that bought it are SUCKERS, not to mention they will get esophagus damage when drinking this.

Egg Drop Soup: While this soup ration may have a lil bit of egg white here and there, most of the high protein eggs are extracted for himself and his party, the rest of the soup is his piss (house special egg drop soup if he happens to have a UTI at the time). He gets a bonus when traveling in the gameworld's Chinatowns.

Matzoh Ball Soup: While the party is traveling in Judaic lands, he attempts to cause a religious Anathema (thanks Tropico!), since he spikes the soup with bacon bits.

Copycat- This class can mimic the fighting styles or the skills of all the classes mentioned by the one who opened this thread. However, his primary weapon is a dark dagger but this class can use any kind of weapons as well. His only skill is Mimic. His/her stats will change depending on the class that the copycat mimics but it'll be back on the original stat once he/she's back as a copycat. That's it.

@rockfield: hahahahahhah the timing is impeccable. When the party travels to the Isle of Lesbos., the female Copycat mimics the Veneral Sucubbus, .., boom Synergy time...... then Copycat gets upgraded into PUSSYcat. Then together they both unleash ultimate Scissoring Skill Attack. No female condom needed for this attack. also, at this critical "juncture" the Dark Dagger is revealed to actually be none other than the legendary Dark Dildo

...... i just realized how my spread eagle Gamespot avatar pic is soooo appropriate for this, the irony

Do you have any screenshots for the rpg game that you're working on? I might help you write some side quests.

@rockfield: concept art is all I have, will show off initial screenshots in ensuing weeks,... the game mechanics are inspired from Age of Decadence, so it will be technically easy to make (relatively speaking)... if u haven't played AOD and you are interested in side quest writing u def should try to check it out, it has crazy amount of well written side quests, that game is sublime, and the developers are so approachable.

One thing to note is that all party members have their individual side quest motivations.. u have the entire roster... but since you are more familiar with Copycat, what do you think of her sidequest motivations? Just throwing some sparks of imagination for you to consider.... Is she jealous of the Venereal Succubus' super attractiveness? Is she sexually frustrated that everyone around her is getting it on in one way or another, but she is missing out? Does she mimic the others due to envy? Is her only recourse the dark dagger's handle which she uses as her dildo? sooo many questions, so much potential for side questing

Mimic (Copycat) Side Quest

Side-quest 01: Disguise, Search, and Rescue

Side-Quest triggers in: Alchemy Shop (Archeon Town)

NPCs:

Alchemist Yargon (Quest Giver)

Mallory

Desmond

Overview:

(Insert name of mimic), my son, Seth, was captured by a group of venereal succubuses a while ago while he’s playing on the grasslands outside the town. I assume they brought him to Venereal Cave, where some of the venereal succubuses reside. I hope you can help me find and save my son. Good luck.

Objectives:

1. Go to Venereal Cave and disguise like a venereal succubus.

Note: Don’t blow your disguise or you’ll fail the quest.

2. Find Seth and save him.

3. Return to Archeon Town and bring Seth to Yargon in one piece.

Note: Once you saved Seth, you are now free to remove your disguise and eliminate the venereal succubuses inside.

Overview when the quest is finished:

Thank you, (insert name of mimic). You brought my son in one piece. We can now live in harmony together. I’ll make sure that my son is safe. This may not be that much to others but please, accept my token of appreciation.

Quest Rewards:

(Insert number of gold)

(Insert number of exp)

(Insert name of item)

@rockfield: damn, ur not kidding... strong work! this is a very adult and highly repulsive themed game, can I add stuff to it to stay consistent with overarching themes and protracted story arcs?

thanks for the appreciation! @multiplat. You're free to add more ideas in order to make it better. Besides, we're now officially helping each other to make this game happen.

I'll write more side quests soon for as long as I'll have other ideas in mind.

@rockfield: ok we have 2 choices... we can make a game from scratch via RPGmaker (even a kid can use it, easy to use, hard to master?, but it will look like crap)... OR, another option is we piggyback on a project in progress, unpaid intern style, since I am guessing our strengths are in side quest writing and character designs,... we can put all our efforts into that...and as we speak, Irontower's newest bizzare rpg is already being made , they are so open to ideas from fans, and they DO incorporate them into the games (only those that are worthy though)...so we can work on our characters and side quests and submit them and be a part of something bigger. Especially if our RPGmaker app skills are not as elite as others. We won't make a dime since that is not the point for novices, but we can at least get our feet wet.

check it out.... remember this game is adult-themed and disgusting and bizarre...everything in bold font is the additions.

Mimic (Copycat) Side Quest

Side-quest 01: Disguise, Search, and Rescue

Side-Quest triggers in: Alchemy Shop (Archeon Town)

NPCs:

Alchemist Yargon (Quest Giver)

Mallory

Desmond

Overview:

Yargon: "(Insert name of mimic), my acne-faced & lonely son, Seth, was captured by a group of succubi a while ago while he’s playing with himself on the grasslands outside the town. I assume they brought him to their Sex Cave, where some of the horny winged wenches reside. I hope you can help me find and save my son. Good luck."

Objectives:

1. Go to Sex Cavedisguised like a succubus.

Note: Don’t blow your disguise or you’ll fail the quest.

2. Find Seth and save him.

Skill Check: If Mimic skill check passes (>5) or Disguise skill check passes (>7), Seth can be saved. If neither passes, Seth contracts the Venereal Super STD and ends up looking like this the next morning...

Seth: "(Insert name of mimic), tell my loving father Yargon, that not only is my face a horrid mess, by my pecker is shredded with venereal lesions. I now realize I can never cum in my life ever again. Tell my father I am so sorry, for the Yargon family line will end forever." Seth soon commits suicide by self-asphyxiation.

3. If either skill check is successful, you managed to intervene in time before copulation occurred. In your disguise, you convince the other succubi that you want Seth all to yourself because you are a 40 year old virgin succubus. Return to Archeon Town and bring Seth to Yargon in one piece.

Note: Once you saved Seth, you are now free to remove your disguise.

Overview when the quest is finished:

Yargon: Thank you, (insert name of mimic). You brought my son in one piece. We can now live in harmony together. I’ll make sure that my son is safe and puts his semen to good use. This may not be that much to others but please, accept my token of appreciation.

Quest Rewards:

(Insert number of gold)

(Insert number of exp)

(Insert name of item) --> (Alchemy vial of Lubricant Self Pleasure Jelly that Copycat can use during times when she is lonely, which basically all the time)

(Bonus reward) : Only if both skill checks simultaneously pass, Then the Leader of all Succubi who is the True Venereal Succubus appears at the alchemy shop and offers Copycat a chance to join the party because she was so impressed by Copycat's valor and guile.

Venereal Succubus: "(Insert name of mimic), your bravery and competence in saving Seth has left a great impression on me. Just like you may have the dwarf's hammer, the elf's bow, and the knight's sword, you now have my rancid pussy."

Mad Scientist whoa. RPG skill tree! Can only assume the Mad Scientist has a ton of experience that unlocked those drug formulation skills. The lore continues with that back story of exsisting for sick entertainment and scientific research!

Glad the Gluttony story is cleaning up. Dude sounded terrible at first. He must find the Delusion Cure. Venereal Sucubus may know of the cure, she a witch doctor.

Also defeat the high-gluten bread destroying him ridiculously slow and fight the itus putting him to sleep after turkey intercourse. Penetration seems like an unlockable skill with more experience.

Glutton does not convince me! Tragic? That’s what he would want you to believe as a genie in a bottle. Those 3 wishes always benefit Gluttony. Keep wishing, Gluttony does please himself.

Ah i see, he is so desperate for unobtainable pleasure, that he once tried to penetrate a turkey, but as we all know, eating turkey makes us sleepy,.... but this fat bastard tried to fuk a turkey, imagine how zonked out Glutton was afterwards

Glutton concept art 1

Traditional wrpgs tend to have better and more specific classes. Wasteland 2, Torment and so on. I love this, as it gives you chance to do real roleplaying as you hero will not be able to do everything.

In games like Skyrim you can join every guild and be both wizard and warrior at the same time. Which is really silly. It would be better if the game restricted your skill trees to a certain main class, so if you decided to go with rogue warrior, your magic skills would be locked out, for example.

Just thinking out loud.

@henrythefifth: then you'd love Age of Decadence

What's that then? Oh, and I gotta say, I only play on consoles these days, as my hands get soooo achey if I play with mouse+keyboard... so PC only rpgs are out of my life, sadly.

But happily they are translating more and more trad wrpgs for PS4 too, like Pillars of Eternity and so on. Neat.

As an RPG class, once Gluttony reaches highly advanced levels through experience... The skill tree would have to include Banging Food abilities. I mean, maybe he should of pursued Cloning Food skill tree instead. The draw back from turkey intercourse was confusion and huh? He's gonna need a magic ring to control the insanity and a cigarette. Nice concept art, by the way.

What was mine... Guardian! Chea can't mess with the Guardian. She unlocks UFOs and Ray Guns at a very early stage. If Synthetics is the skill tree Guardian pursues. The other option would be Organics. Talking about weapons made of pig guts that sprays beaver castoreum, eco friendly of course.