[QUOTE="Cheesehead9099"][QUOTE="THE_DRUGGIE"]
So I was driving down a country road at night when I saw a guy wielding a chainsaw and chasing after a deer. Given that they were so far up the road that I could see them, I did the sensible thing and slowed down gradually until I came to a crawl. However, they circled around and came across the road once more and the deer ran head-first into my left rear passenger door and got stuck.
The thud of the deer's head striking my vehicle was startling enough, but the revving of the chainsaw from the guy chasing it set me into a panic, causing me to floor it as a natural response and drag the deer a good seven or so miles until I slowed down to a crawl once more. Fortunately, I didn't hear the chainsaw anymore but, when I pulled over on the side of the road and exited my vehicle, the deer (whatever was left of it) was horribly mangled from the friction of the road, leaving a trail of blood and guts that stretched for miles.
I took the time to remove the deer's antlers from my car door (took me what seemed like hours) and drove home, getting a replacement door a few days later.
And that's why I'll never drive on country roads again.
THE_DRUGGIE
If you're being serious....... Oh gawd :|It was one of the strangest things to ever happen to me.
Definitely the strangest thing to happen to me while driving.
Log in to comment