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#51 Posted by Neon-Tiger (7683 posts) -
[QUOTE="tzar3"]

Okay kids, lets learn something about the extinct big cat known as the American Lion:

The American Lion is an extinct animal which originated in North America and went on to colonize part of South America as part of the Great American Interchange. The body length of the American Lion is estimated to have been 1.6-2.5 m (5.25-8.20 feet). In some areas of its range, the American Lion lived under cold climatic conditions. They probably used caves or fissures for shelter from the cold weather. Their extinction may have been related to the Holocene Extinction Event, which wiped out most of the prey of megafauna. Their bones have been found among the refuse of Paleolithic Native Americans, so hunting by humans may have contributed to their demise as well.

StrawberryHill

You left out the part about how they often teleported from America to China in order to mate with Panda Bears...

through will alone.

Lies! The american lion is but a relative of the Lion. It only differs in its diet (will only eat blue glowing moss found in caves across Cyrodiil) and that its mane isn't able to absorb as much radiation, due to its hair being shorter. Also, like the Jaguar, it possesses a pair of small round ears, that allows it to listen.
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#52 Posted by artichoke (2271 posts) -

So if tigers reproduce by binary fission how do you explain baby tigers.

Baby Tiger

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#53 Posted by StrawberryHill (5321 posts) -
Best thread in a long while.
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#54 Posted by ayanami_rei (17115 posts) -
Tigers and snow leopards are beautiful creatures, along with lions. >__> I'm dissecting cats in anatomy, btw. I named mine Bobby Corwen (anyone know the reference?)
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#55 Posted by Masterx1220 (2425 posts) -

when combined we get

VOLTON! denfender of the universe!!

comp_atkins

you almost made me die laughing.. best post i've seen all day :lol:

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#56 Posted by Jaguar_Shade (5822 posts) -
I like cats, big ones too. I have a big book about them -might read it later :P
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#57 Posted by Neon-Tiger (7683 posts) -

So if tigers reproduce by binary fission how do you explain baby tigers.

artichoke
Baby "tigers", as they are erroneously called, are nothing but parasitic worms that after months of living inside the Tiger, acquire some of their characteristics and behaviour. Notice how they will try to return to the Tiger's intestines by forcing their way through the Tiger's belly. Sometimes, when rejected by the Tiger, the worms will try their luck with other animals:
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#58 Posted by Neon-Tiger (7683 posts) -
I like cats, big ones too. I have a big book about them -might read it later :PJaguar_Shade
Beautiful Jaguars you have there :)
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#59 Posted by Dark-Sithious (3914 posts) -
Where can I buy one?
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#60 Posted by Dark-Sithious (3914 posts) -

I like cats, big ones too. I have a big book about them -might read it later :P   Jaguar_Shade

Omg, those pics are awesome. So beautiful

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#61 Posted by Neon-Tiger (7683 posts) -
Where can I buy one?Dark-Sithious
Don't be silly, you can't buy a big cat. No one can. They are not for sale, and even if they were, there wouldn't be enough money in the whole world to buy one. Big cats answer to no one.
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#62 Posted by Dark-Sithious (3914 posts) -

[QUOTE="Dark-Sithious"]Where can I buy one?Neon-Tiger
Don't be silly, you can't buy a big cat. No one can. They are not for sale, and even if they were, there wouldn't be enough money in the whole world to buy one. Big cats answer to no one.

But you can find big cats at zoo's, I could just buy the zoo?

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#63 Posted by Neon-Tiger (7683 posts) -

[QUOTE="Neon-Tiger"][QUOTE="Dark-Sithious"]Where can I buy one?Dark-Sithious

Don't be silly, you can't buy a big cat. No one can. They are not for sale, and even if they were, there wouldn't be enough money in the whole world to buy one. Big cats answer to no one.

But you can find big cats at zoo's, I could just buy the zoo?

Those are in fact people in big cat suits. You really think a big cat would willingly be a piece of display for us little humans?
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#64 Posted by R0cky_Racc00n (5088 posts) -
Awesome. I'm doing a report for biology on big cats and this is going to help a lot. :D
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#65 Posted by Dark-Sithious (3914 posts) -
[QUOTE="Dark-Sithious"]

[QUOTE="Neon-Tiger"] Don't be silly, you can't buy a big cat. No one can. They are not for sale, and even if they were, there wouldn't be enough money in the whole world to buy one. Big cats answer to no one.Neon-Tiger

But you can find big cats at zoo's, I could just buy the zoo?

Those are in fact people in big cat suits. You really think a big cat would willingly be a piece of display for us little humans?

Hmm, ok. What if I buy a team of specialists, and venture out in the wild to capture one?

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#66 Posted by Neon-Tiger (7683 posts) -
Awesome. I'm doing a report for biology on big cats and this is going to help a lot. :DR0cky_Racc00n
Glad to be helpful! :)
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#67 Posted by Neon-Tiger (7683 posts) -

Hmm, ok. What if I buy a team of specialist, and venture out in the wild to capture one?

Dark-Sithious
You fool! You and your team will perish! No one who went out to the wilds to capture a big cat made it back alive...
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#68 Posted by ifunc (31 posts) -
[QUOTE="entropyecho"]

Also,

Neon-Tiger
This is what I meant when I spoke about big cat worshippers receiving the gift from their masters. Those are suffering the transition to domestic cat form. The one with the dark red fur is in a more advanced stage of the transformation than the others.



Sorry man, but you take this waay to seriusly ;/

The voltronthingy i laughed so much i had to pee, then you got all serius and **** about it
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#69 Posted by ifunc (31 posts) -

Neon-Tiger
. Sabertooth tigers are actually Tigers that lost themselves in the ways of vampirism and bloodsucking. They are looked down upon by other Tigers.



How do you know that?
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#70 Posted by TormentedHero (661 posts) -
Cats are pretty awesome in my book, me and my fiancee own a cat.
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#71 Posted by Jaguar_Shade (5822 posts) -
Cats are pretty awesome in my book, me and my fiancee own a cat.TormentedHero
No. I think you'll find your cat owns you and your fiancee :P Cats are like that, they think they own everything and they're the star :D
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#72 Posted by Neon-Tiger (7683 posts) -
Cats are pretty awesome in my book, me and my fiancee own a cat.TormentedHero
With time, you will find it's the other way around.
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#73 Posted by entropyecho (22053 posts) -

[QUOTE="TormentedHero"]Cats are pretty awesome in my book, me and my fiancee own a cat.Neon-Tiger
With time, you will find it's the other way around.

:lol: Brilliant.

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#74 Posted by Impulse808 (95 posts) -
I don't like cats.
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#75 Posted by Neon-Tiger (7683 posts) -
I don't like cats.Impulse808
That derives from cats not liking you. Don't grind too much into it, not all of us are chosen.
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#76 Posted by Mike-uk (2088 posts) -
I don't like cats.Impulse808
Do they scare you?
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#77 Posted by NoSpeakyEnglish (677 posts) -
Is it legal to have a tiger as a pet?
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#78 Posted by dnuggs40 (10484 posts) -
Your exclusion of the Liger saddens me...
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#79 Posted by Lief_Ericson (7082 posts) -
Wow I never knew Snow Leopards could survive in deep space or Tigers live on the sun :o
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#80 Posted by Morphic (4345 posts) -

Your exclusion of the Liger saddens me...  dnuggs40

Liger is one scary mofo.

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#81 Posted by Horgen (116740 posts) -
:lol: great facts there :lol:
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#82 Posted by Teenaged (31759 posts) -
I am allergic to cats, but tigers are my favourite animals.
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#83 Posted by Jandurin (95559 posts) -
I has a question for the OP. How come no mention of neon tigers was made? Where can I find one?
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#84 Posted by ramboturd72 (3514 posts) -
[QUOTE="Dark-Sithious"]

Hmm, ok. What if I buy a team of specialist, and venture out in the wild to capture one?

Neon-Tiger

You fool! You and your team will perish! No one who went out to the wilds to capture a big cat made it back alive...

Then how did the photographers make it back? :shock:

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#85 Posted by TheOddQuantum (2472 posts) -
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How could you not include these?

Neon-Tiger
Those foul, wretched creatures are not big cats. This thread is about big cats.

How are those not big cats? They're huge! Anyhow, very nice thread. I love Snow Leopards and Tigers :)
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#86 Posted by kemar7856 (11748 posts) -

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A_YgupUZNdw go go power ranger neer neer neer neer
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#87 Posted by Blitz_Nemesis (8042 posts) -
[QUOTE="comp_atkins"]

when combined we get

VOLTON! denfender of the universe!!

Neon-Tiger
I do not believe so. That fictional robot is composed of 5 smaller robots that somehow resemble big cats. We do know, however, that there are only 4 different big cats, not 5.

thats where you are wrong. TC forgot to mention the panther (the black panther is in the middle of the voltron picture.
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#88 Posted by JustPlainLucas (77961 posts) -
You know, I actually don't like lions as much as I used to. Tigers and especially snow leopards are fascinating.
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#89 Posted by DJ-Lafleur (35548 posts) -
[QUOTE="Neon-Tiger"][QUOTE="Dark-Sithious"]

Hmm, ok. What if I buy a team of specialist, and venture out in the wild to capture one?

ramboturd72

You fool! You and your team will perish! No one who went out to the wilds to capture a big cat made it back alive...

Then how did the photographers make it back? :shock:

They didn't. The photographers were killed, but the big cats left the camera behind, and some other people walked by the area where the camera was, and at that time the big cats left the area. So these random strangers brought to us the attention of the big cats.

Don't they teach this stuff at school? :?

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#90 Posted by Rigga911 (2429 posts) -
wheres Liono?
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#91 Posted by MgamerBD (17550 posts) -
When the **** do mammals breed asexually.
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#92 Posted by McJugga (9453 posts) -
my cat is 25 lbs. Does he count as a big cat?
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#93 Posted by Neon-Tiger (7683 posts) -
[QUOTE="Neon-Tiger"][QUOTE="Dark-Sithious"]

Hmm, ok. What if I buy a team of specialist, and venture out in the wild to capture one?

ramboturd72

You fool! You and your team will perish! No one who went out to the wilds to capture a big cat made it back alive...

Then how did the photographers make it back? :shock:

They didn't. The cameras were recovered during the searches for their bodies.
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#94 Posted by Neon-Tiger (7683 posts) -
[QUOTE="Jandurin"]I has a question for the OP. How come no mention of neon tigers was made? Where can I find one?

In a new Day and Age maybe.
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#95 Posted by foxhound_fox (96908 posts) -
I want a pet Siberian Tiger.
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#96 Posted by GwannaSauna (583 posts) -
Tigers rock!