Beat my Joke... I bet you can't.

A married couple was in a terrible accident where the woman's face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn't graft any skin from her body because she was too skinny. So the husband offered to donate some of his own skin.

However, the only skin on his body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from his buttocks. The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about where the skin came from, and requested that the doctor also honor their secret. After all, this was a very delicate matter.

After the surgery was completed, everyone was astounded at the woman's new beauty. She looked more beautiful than she ever had before! All her friends and relatives just went on and on about her youthful beauty!

One day, she was alone with her husband, and she was overcome with emotion at his sacrifice. She said, "Dear, I just want to thank you for everything you did for me. There is no way I could ever repay you."

"My darling," he replied, "I get all the thanks I need every time I see your mother kiss you on the cheek."

:lol: That is awesome.

i didtnt even smile

heres my joke,

two drunk guys walk in a bar.

there isnt it great?

Whats the difference between Heath Ledger and Heath Ledger jokes??

At some point, the jokes get old...

Ok heres my Joke

Whats the Similarity between Micheal Jackson and a Xbox?

They're both Plastic and Boys turn them on.



No offense to MJ fans out there

Alright, I'll try:

Two hunters are in the woods and one of them trips over a rock and hits his head making him go unconcious. The other hunter, in a panic uses his satelite cell phone and calls 911. The operator first asks the hunter to make sure his friend is dead. A pause is made, then a gun shot is heard. The hunter then gets back on the phone and asks "Now what?".

Whats the difference between Heath Ledger and Heath Ledger jokes??

At some point, the jokes get old...

KcurtorMas

A pub landlord is shutting up for the night when there is a knock at the door. When he answers, a Tramp asks him for a toothpick. He gives him the toothpick and the tramp leaves.

A few minutes later there is a second knock. When he answers, there is a second Tramp who also asks for a toothpick. He gets his toothpick and off he goes.

There is a third knock at the door, and a third Tramp. The landlord says, "Don't tell me, you want a toothpick too."

"No, a straw," says the Tramp.

The landlord gives him a straw but is curious as to why he wants it, so he asks the Tramp why he wants a straw and not a toothpick.

To which the Tramp replies, "Some bloke just threw up outside but all the good stuff's gone already".

So a guy walks into a bar and he says, OUCH.

Joke

Hungry_Jello

Also, not that I'm offended by it but the mods might.

joke

Hungry_Jello

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Joke

DigitalExile

Also, not that I'm offended by it but the mods might.

Really? Guess I better change it.

Whats the difference between Heath Ledger and Heath Ledger jokes??

At some point, the jokes get old...

KcurtorMas

My jokes = modded so no.

a sheep walked into a bah. .

that beats your joke

So a baby seal walks into a club ---OH WAIT! O_O

Knock knock

Knock knock

Shrapnel99

Come in. o_o

[QUOTE="Shrapnel99"]

Knock knock

Shad0ki11

Come in. o_o

[QUOTE="Shad0ki11"]

[QUOTE="Shrapnel99"]

Knock knock

DigitalExile

Come in. o_o

This:

[QUOTE="Shrapnel99"]

Knock knock

Come in. o_o

[QUOTE="DigitalExile"]

[QUOTE="Shad0ki11"]

Come in. o_o

Shad0ki11

This:

A hydrogen walks into a police station and says "Somebody stol my electron!, please help!"

The officer asks "are you sure it was stolen?"

The hydrogen says "I'm postive."

:lol: that one is always my favorite.

It was ok but nothing special.

A hydrogen walks into a police station and says "Somebody stol my electron!, please help!"

The officer asks "are you sure it was stolen?"

The hydrogen says "I'm postive."

:lol: that one is always my favorite.

A hydrogen walks into a police station and says "Somebody stol my electron!, please help!"

The officer asks "are you sure it was stolen?"

The hydrogen says "I'm postive."

:lol: that one is always my favorite.

2good2betrue

I feel so nerdy laughing at this. But I don't care :lol:

[QUOTE="2good2betrue"]

A hydrogen walks into a police station and says "Somebody stol my electron!, please help!"

The officer asks "are you sure it was stolen?"

The hydrogen says "I'm postive."

:lol: that one is always my favorite.

Espada12

I feel so nerdy laughing at this. But I don't care :lol:

Ill top it right now...

WOMENS RIGHTS!! hahahahah... jk ladies.

A married couple was in a terrible accident where the woman's face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn't graft any skin from her body because she was too skinny. So the husband offered to donate some of his own skin.

However, the only skin on his body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from his buttocks. The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about where the skin came from, and requested that the doctor also honor their secret. After all, this was a very delicate matter.

After the surgery was completed, everyone was astounded at the woman's new beauty. She looked more beautiful than she ever had before! All her friends and relatives just went on and on about her youthful beauty!

One day, she was alone with her husband, and she was overcome with emotion at his sacrifice. She said, "Dear, I just want to thank you for everything you did for me. There is no way I could ever repay you."

"My darling," he replied, "I get all the thanks I need every time I see your mother kiss you on the cheek."

MasterKingMP

Ill top it right now...

WOMENS RIGHTS!! hahahahah... jk ladies.

Ok heres my Joke

Whats the Similarity between Micheal Jackson and a Xbox?

They're both Plastic and Boys turn them on.



No offense to MJ fans out there

PimpiNbananas