........any advancement on toilet paper yet?

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#1 gillri
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..........So sick of wiping,

maybe some kind of squirter and robot arm scrubber maybe?

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#2 MotherSuperior
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Just hold it in you wuss.
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#3 lugiemojeed
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this is why we should leave U.S. for Japan
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#5 shaza91
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They do have those...
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#6 RPG10080
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Digital toilets. No mess, no worry :|
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#7 killalln00bs
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They have baby wipes. It's a lot softer.
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#8 Kid-Icarus-
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Yeah. The three shells.
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#10 Video_Game_King
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Buy a bidet. Or diapers.
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#11 gillri
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Yeah. The three shells. Kid-Icarus-

well if i dont know how to use the three sea shells will Rob Schneider spring outta nowhere and mock me for it?

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Yeah. The three shells. Kid-Icarus-

I never understood how those worked.

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#13 Kid-Icarus-
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[QUOTE="Kid-Icarus-"]Yeah. The three shells. gillri

well if i dont know how to use the three sea shells will Rob Schneider spring outta nowhere and mock me for it?



Hehe! Yes, yes he will.
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#14 princess1087
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Digital toilets. No mess, no worry :|RPG10080

what if it malfunctions... that's my butt you're talking about ...

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#15 tevwalker13
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nope not yet
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#17 Video_Game_King
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[QUOTE="RPG10080"]Digital toilets. No mess, no worry :|princess1087

what if it malfunctions... that's my butt you're talking about ...

That only happens if you get ass interference. If it does malfunction, anything could happen. Loss of ass, loss of its control, broken cheek, feces coming out sideways, urinary problems, the toliet not accpeting the toliet paper, anything can happen :P!

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#18 Sonir77
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AND THAT EVERYONE!!! IS THE DEFINITION OF LAZY! :roll:

A3trix

Your the definition of lazy.

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#20 CheddarLimbo
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See, this is why I stoped going to the bathroom...it's too much of a hassle.

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#21 dante_123456
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like those Japanese toilets?
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#22 DarKre
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I havnt used toilet paper for years. Baby wipes FTW
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#23 flipin_jackass
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Consider yourself lucky. Toilet paper is a luxury in other countries and people just their hands and water.
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#24 enjoi_your_day
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Go to Korea. We have toilets with seat warmers, bidets, and all that jazz.
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#25 rimnet00
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The PS3 came out roughly a year ago...
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The PS3 came out roughly a year ago...rimnet00

That's a pretty expensive butt wiping utensil.

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#27 DJ-Lafleur
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Get an iPhone, considering all it has I wouldn't be suprised if it also had something for bum-wiping. :|
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#28 bigfatcrap
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[QUOTE="A3trix"]

AND THAT EVERYONE!!! IS THE DEFINITION OF LAZY! :roll:

Sonir77

Your the definition of lazy.

Your mom is the definition of lazy.

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#29 Eman5805
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What alternatives are there besides that bidet thing?

Pull a Demolition Man with the three seashells.

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#30 Sir_Marwin
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[QUOTE="RPG10080"]Digital toilets. No mess, no worry :|princess1087

what if it malfunctions... that's my butt you're talking about ...



well then you are pretty much either getting too hot or too cold air/water :P
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#31 CheddarLimbo
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[QUOTE="Sonir77"][QUOTE="A3trix"]

AND THAT EVERYONE!!! IS THE DEFINITION OF LAZY! :roll:

bigfatcrap

Your the definition of lazy.

Your mom is the definition of lazy.

Oh, SNAP! No you DIDN'T just go there!

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#32 ventaxon
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Anyone see that episode of Aqua Teen Hunger Force where Frylock Kills Carl with a toilet powered by a jet engine? We need one of those toilets.
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#33 Eman5805
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Anyone see that episode of Aqua Teen Hunger Force where Frylock Kills Carl with a toilet powered by a jet engine? We need one of those toilets. ventaxon

Screw the toilet. I'd want that robot armor he hooked Carl up to just before the episode ended.

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#34 Ghelga
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[QUOTE="RPG10080"]Digital toilets. No mess, no worry :|princess1087

what if it malfunctions... that's my butt you're talking about ...

Then you would be screwed... litterally :shock:

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#35 Video_Game_King
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[QUOTE="ventaxon"]Anyone see that episode of Aqua Teen Hunger Force where Frylock Kills Carl with a toilet powered by a jet engine? We need one of those toilets. Eman5805

Screw the toilet. I'd want that robot armor he hooked Carl up to just before the episode ended.

You mean a toy truck :P?

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#36 -JinRoh-
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YES!!! Get the toilet with the jet engine, then you can do a real brown bomber and just imagine the impact it will have on anything it hits, the tallest stall will never compare to its power; but then again your still gonna need some good toilet paper to clean up the impact area.

edit: whats a bidet exactly?

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#37 Video_Game_King
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YES!!! Get the toilet with the jet engine, then you can do a real brown bomber and just imagine the impact it will have on anything it hits, the tallest stall will never compare to its power; but then again your still gonna need some good toilet paper to clean up the impact area.

edit: whats a bidet exactly?

-JinRoh-

It's essentially an ass fountain. Ironically, there was an epidemic in Japan where they were catching fire.