America,The Beautiful!

America is the greatest Nation in all of the world.

We are the standard to which all other Countries are measured by.

We have higher standards and better values than all the other countries and thats why you all look up to us.

No other Country wants a piece of us because we are dominant and we are the most powerful country.

we can invade any country we want..thats how badass we are.

and most of you are jealous of that.

now i know some of you wish you were here in the U.S. but wont admit it but i can see it.

you all listen to american music,movies and sports.

your countries go crazy over us when our celebrities visit your countries..and i can see why..we are the best.

Your countries are becoming more and more like us everyday.

people come here for opportunity and to make a better life for themselves,not anywhere else.

we are the ones who brought you out of the stone age and into the future.

our technology is unmatched.

if it wasn't for us,you would still be riding around on horses and buggies.

if it wasnt for us going to the moon,you people would still think the moon was made of cheese.

So the next time you badmouth America,just think of where your country would be without us.

This won't end well.....but Happy Memorial Day nonetheless. Thank a vet....

@LJS9502_basic: Happy Memorial Day to you too sir!

Its good to be American.

Can't think of anything sarcastic at the moment. Will come back later.

Did Borat help you write something like that?

Coincidently, I'm listening to Amerika, Rammstein.

America, the ugly, is the greatest at being full of itself.

@themajormayor: Last time i checked,The United States is the most Powerful Country on Earth.We have the most beautiful people and our teeth are not crooked.

dont get mad at me,i just live here.

Don't feed him.....

Ok, being powerful doesn't make your ugly country not ugly. And not having crooked teeth doesn't make ugly obese people beautiful. I feel sorry for you that you live there.

I chuckled

*it's

Dat American public school!

Now you're making freedom cry.

@themajormayor said:

@GazaAli said:

I chuckled

Now you're making freedom cry.

I really did laugh out loud when I read your post even though I'm in no mood to laugh.

Let's hope this topic does not get locked too soon

US is best country EVER !!!

@themajormayor said:

we can get oil from anywhere we want.

by force if we have to.

we have the technology and we have the numbers to do so

what is your country gonna do besides whine and cry,hoping for peace? lol

the u.s. would pwn any country

obese? atleast we can lose the weight.

what can you do? wear a mask?

we are prettier because we have something called hygiene .

we take care of ourselves.we take baths too.

other countries wanna look and dress like us.

and it pisses you off

These are the funniest so I'm just gonna reply to them LOL

1. Arabs will be pissed

2. Germans will be pissed

3. Europeans will be pissed

4. Russians will be pissed

5. Persians will be pissed Link1. This goes without saying Link2(Just google highest brain drain rate)

Conclusion: America sure has two things if nothing else: A very big ego and a bladder around the same size.

Ironic that you don't see how we're all feeding TC.

If it wasn't for immigrants, I doubt the US of A would exist. So, give credit to all the immigrants who helped build this country.

Thank You!

Having said that, I like it here the most.

@GazaAli said:

@jessejay420 said:

obese? atleast we can lose the weight.

so your only response is some random picture?

lol butthurt response

@jun_aka_pekto said:

If it wasn't for immigrants, I doubt the US of A would exist. So, give credit to all the immigrants who helped build this country.

Thank You!

Having said that, I like it here the most.

exactly,you just repeated what i said.

people come to this country to be successful.

they leave your countries so they can get better opportunity here.

they obviously hate your country so bad that they would rather live here as immigrants lol.

The u.s. is the best country ever and everyone knows it.

Yeah,that's why the obesity rates are going up and close to 35% currently.

1 out of 3 american is obese

Or maybe your country puts unfair sanctions on their countries so that they have no other choice... Brain drain at its finest

dat feel when america is just a sad parody of itself

America isn't without her problems... just like any other country in the world. People like to hate on Americans, but at the end of the day we have it better than most. What people fail to understand is that any country, place, or anything really cannot be all things to all people. At the end of the day, America is full of good and generous people. We have given more than any other nation regardless of you believed in the cause or not. There are things I would definitely like to see change... name a place where things cannot improve?

Also, for those who think we invade people for oil should go take a gander at where we actually get oil. Ourselves, Canada (by far the biggest exporter), Venezuela, Mexico, and Saudi Arabia... hell we get more oil from Russia than we do Iraq. Everyone else is very little..

This is a strange Memorial Day thread.

haha good one; makes america a lot better when we can joke about it

I understand. But what is it with you Americans acting arrogant? I thought Israelis were arrogant but you definitely put them to shame. US to me is just another country like Thailand or India or Ukraine. Do you get little hate so you have to make this kind of threads and buy yourself even more hatred?

lol dont get butthurt because we have it better than you.

dont blame us for being the best country on earth.

thats just the way it is.

we are better than you.deal with it.

Repeating to yourself "I am the greatest" is normally a sign of deep rooted insecuity and it usually means the opposite. Just watch the videos of that Elliot Rodgers psychopath, I think the US is suffering of a similar type of psychosis as a nation.

yeah and thats why 5 out of 5 americans dont care what you think.

the united states is the only country that matters.

the rest of you just cater to us.

we eat as much as we want.

sucks to be you lol

sucks to be a fat american lol

Did you even read my posts? Yes I'm butthurt as is your expression for angered. But that's what happens to me when I see someone with no rational thinking. You come here and undermine everything that humanity has done in the past 1000 years and your country is only 500 years old. Scientists from all over the world apparently were doing shit until america came into existence. way to go son.

oh god,please spare me the bullshit.

The U.S. is #1

its been that way,its going to stay that way.

either accept it or move on.

I think that you're in for a rude awakening pal. I'll move on either way.

Murica!

@LJS9502_basic Come on man, you can see that tc is trolling...

i forgot that you can't joke about the UK or canada

Because you never been to other countries... and you sound like a biggest commie ever.

Just as long as it ends.