Alright, lets try this again (now that I'm not a few posts shy of 10k :P).
I have been a member of Gamespot since Aug 29, 2003 and I've finally reached the 10,000 post marker. A lot has happened since I've first joined both on and off of the forums. I've met many people, been involved with and excommunicated from a few unions, learned that there are actually trolls under bridges, made a few bad religious arguments, and laughed uncomfortably at questionable jokes.
Looking back, it has been fun and I've learned a lot. But now that I'm past the sentimental part, lets get this party started!
Being that I am me, I shall do this 10k post party uniquely. hehehe
First, lets get to the food. Wait, don't you dare start eating without first praying! I thought I had taught you right!
Before we eat our meal, we'll have communion. Yes, we are actually having alcohol at mindstorm's 10k party, just don't drink too much of it.
So, what shall we have next? Chicken bog. I figured most of you have no idea what it even is. Thus, you shall be treated with it. I think this chicken bog is the only thing that does not have a religious reference in my post...
What about desert? How about this cake which looks oddly like Jesus?
And for entertainment, we'll have TobyMac in concert (who I'm actually going to see in concert in about 2 weeks ftw!).
Well also have a relatively unknown band from Mars Hill Church and a few songs by Sufjan Stevens such as his song Transfiguration.
For the lols, we'll have Benny Hinn entertain us as well.
To conteract Benny Hinn, we shall have the excellent pastor Matt Chandler speak for us. Here is another excerpt from one of his sermons.
And you also might be asking, where will we be holding this 10k party? At Saint Peter's Basilica of course. I'm sure the pope won't mind if I borrow it for a while.
You ask, how shall we pay for this? You will of course!
Anything you provide must have a religious reference (to keep things interesting). I hope you enjoy the party.