A personal trainer at the gym keeps staring at me; how can I get her fired?

There is a new trainer at my gym who has an amazing body and looks awesome in yoga pants who keeps staring at me.

She has incredible green eyes but she keeps staring at me for some reason with those beautiful but stalkery eyes.

So my question is what is the best way to report her to management for harassment and get her fired?

Slap her on ass and say you fancy a Indian.

Date her.

Tell her you bragged about it in a gaming forum and she will want to keep her distance from you from then on; guaranteed.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ue0UpQBmA5s

Why don't you just go and talk to her talk to her talk to her

If the tone of my post wasn't obvious, I'm only messing around about getting her fired.

I've already spoken to her several times and she seems very nice. But I've had other trainers try to flirt with me to manipulate me to hire them so my caution armor is up until I get to know her better.

@GalvatronType_R: Good call.

@GalvatronType_R: I'm the idiot that thinks they like me and don't realize it's a sales pitch.

aren't trainers supposed to watch people and make sure they don't hurt themselves?

You fix her urges by having sex with her.

touch her shoulder!

@playmynutz: don't be hard on yourself. They can be tricky. I really hate fake people trying to manipulate me and I find it insulting and offensive. Also I have a general distrust and suspicion of people and I generally keep my distance when interacting with other humans.

Just remember this: this may be the 21st century with equality and all but the vast majority of women expect men to make the initial approach. Act with caution if a woman who wants to sell something approaches you.

Who cares, you do the manipulating, just trick her into bed then ditch her. You don't have to give into her manipulations, just tell her whatever bs she wants to hear to hit it n quit it. I've promised and lied to girls about all kinds of things in my youth just to get them in bed.

@pimphand_gamer: nope not my style. I don't want to get AIDS.

Green eyes always get me. I know what you mean by stalkery eyes too, lol. She sounds wild.

You gonna go through life being afraid of everything?

So what's the point of this thread then? To brag you go to the gym and a hot trainer fancies you?

Pics or it didn't happen.

@PernicioEnigma: I thought the point was clear: just in case this crazy chick with stalker eyes kills me, there's an online record of this and you all will know where to send help.

@pimp_handgamer: I will go through life afraid.... of getting AIDS.

So like you're probably fat & she is thinking of soliciting your for her training...

Are you gay?

Serious question here. If you are a single, straight man, this is usually most men's dream.

Have you posted the harassment on youtube?

@foxhound_fox: yes I'm ghey. Liberace and Barbara Streisand are my personal heroes.

@Skarwolf: well, I don't mean to brag but I have gotten kicked out of one or two all you can eat buffets.

tell on her and say she tried to put her finger in your butt

It's nostalgic seeing people still say this

right? lol :D

she likes you...

I had a smokin' hot green eyed girl stare at me once. It was with a look of disgust but nonetheless she stared at me.

Just tell her to scram. Women are a distraction from your gains.

uhhh..... challenge her to a duel in dota 2 then go toxic gameplay.

Does your mom know you're up that late on gaming forums?

I have a theory: besides the fact that she knows that I'm devastatingly, strikingly, intimidatingly handsome (via surgical enhancement), maybe she found out about my six figure salary and my $100,000 car and that's why she's interested.

Just throwing it out there.

post a pic of yourself and I'll decide whether or not any of this actually happened.

so you abused them?

This.

@GalvatronType_R: You want to get someone fired because they look at you? As an alternative, you could just have the willpower to ignore them, work out, leave and go about your day.

Calm down you plonker!

@boycie: I will put onion puree in your hair gel.

LOL #rekt

I'll set my dog Duke on you then!

@boycie: Don't worry I will use Rodney as a shield.

@PernicioEnigma: brag? What you talking about?

I'm getting stalked here, I'm the victim. Have you ever seen Fatal Attraction? I need to get her fired before she goes crazy on me. My life is on the line.

What kind of weird-ass question is this?

Good luck finding any definition of harassment that includes staring at people.