a hilarious pirate joke

in the 1800s a captain and his crew was out in the ocean,the guy in the crows nest said there is 1 enemy ship so the captain said get me my red shirt so the battle went on and they won.the guy in the crows nest said why did you wear that shirt,so the crew didnt see my wounds.early in the morning the guy on the crows nest said 20 enemy ships ahead so the captain said get me my brown pants.......ha!

How much does it cost a pirate to get his ears pierced? A buck an ear...HA....ha

in the 1800s a captain and his crew was out in the ocean,the guy in the crows nest said there is 1 enemy ship so the captain said get me my red shirt so the battle went on and they won.the guy in the crows nest said why did you wear that shirt,so the crew didnt see my wounds.early in the morning the guy on the crows nest said 20 enemy ships ahead so the captain said get me my brown pants.......ha!

halofreak500

I see what you did there

How much does it cost a pirate to get his ears pierced? A buck an ear...HA....ha

xXBuffJeffXx

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Yeah that joke is so old! :P

I see what you did there

cyberdarkkid

That pic is funnier than the joke :lol:

How much does it cost a pirate to get his ears pierced? A buck an ear...HA....ha

xXBuffJeffXx

I saw the joke coming once I saw the words "red shirt."

How much does it cost a pirate to get his ears pierced? A buck an ear...HA....ha

xXBuffJeffXx

Why couldn't the kid go and see the pirate movie?

[spoiler] Because it was rated "arrgh"!! :P [/spoiler]

I saw this girl the other day and I was like man I must be a pirate because I'm diggin' ya booty.

[QUOTE="cyberdarkkid"]

I see what you did ther

chessmaster1989

That pic is funnier than the joke :lol:

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[QUOTE="cyberdarkkid"]

I see what you did ther

-Misanthropic-

That pic is funnier than the joke :lol:

This is my favorite D3nnyCrane image, though:

Just because it's always so appropriate when he posts it :lol:

[QUOTE="-Misanthropic-"]

[QUOTE="chessmaster1989"]

That pic is funnier than the joke :lol:

chessmaster1989

This is my favorite D3nnyCrane image, though:

Just because it's always so appropriate when he posts it :lol:

Yeah, I love that one too.The only thing I'm afraid of is if people overuse it :P

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[QUOTE="cyberdarkkid"]

I see what you did ther

-Misanthropic-

That pic is funnier than the joke :lol:

[QUOTE="-Misanthropic-"]

[QUOTE="chessmaster1989"]

That pic is funnier than the joke :lol:

cyberdarkkid

[QUOTE="chessmaster1989"]

[QUOTE="-Misanthropic-"] You can thank D3nnyCrane for bringing that image to OT.

-Misanthropic-

This is my favorite D3nnyCrane image, though:

Just because it's always so appropriate when he posts it :lol:

Yeah, I love that one too.The only thing I'm afraid of is if people overuse it :P

I've avoided using that image because I think it's best to just let D3nny use it :D.

i see

I love unfunny and grammatically incorrect jokes, thank you so much.

Do you know why the Pirate Cannibal wouldn't eat Clowns? He said they taste funny!rjxtian

But does the captain like fish sticks?Engrish_Major

:lol: Yes, the captain does like fishsticks.

[QUOTE="Engrish_Major"]But does the captain like fish sticks?Jekken6

:lol: Yes, the captain does like fishsticks.

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[QUOTE="Engrish_Major"]But does the captain like fish sticks?cyberdarkkid

:lol: Yes, the captain does like fishsticks.

Yes he is :lol:

why did the first mate look down the toilet?

[spoiler] To find the captains log! [/spoiler]

This pirate walks into a bar with a big ship's wheel down his pants. The bartender says, "Excuse me, sir, but do you know you have a ship's wheel down the front of your pants?"
And the pirate says...
Aaargh, it's driving me nuts!!

This pirate walks into a bar with a big ship's wheel down his pants. The bartender says, "Excuse me, sir, but do you know you have a ship's wheel down the front of your pants?"
And the pirate says...
Aaargh, it's driving me nuts!!

SharpieMarker24

What does a Dyslexic pirate say?

RRAAAAAA!!

But does the captain like fish sticks?Engrish_Major

Well since were telling pirate jokes i got one...

A seaman meets a pirate in a bar, and talk turns to their adventures on the sea. The seaman notes that the pirate has a peg leg, a hook, and an eye patch.
The seaman asks "So, how did you end up with the peg leg?"
The pirate replies "We were in a storm at sea, and I was swept overboard into a school of sharks. Just as my men were pulling me out, a shark bit my leg off."
"Wow!" said the seaman. "What about your hook"?
"Well,", replied the pirate, "we were boarding an enemy ship and were battling the other sailors with swords. One of the enemy cut my hand off."
"Incredible!" remarked the seaman.
"How did you get the eye-patch"?
"A seagull crapped in my eye," replied the pirate.
"You lost your eye to a seagull dropping?" the sailor asked incredulously.
"Well,", said the pirate, "it was my first day with the hook."

But does the captain like fish sticks?Engrish_Major

[QUOTE="Engrish_Major"]But does the captain like fish sticks?Juggernaut140

What do mexican pirates eat?

[spoiler] Chilli con cAAAAAAAAAAAAARne [/spoiler]

What do mexican pirates eat?

Chilli con cAAAAAAAAAAAAARne

-Misanthropic-

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What do mexican pirates eat?

Chilli con cAAAAAAAAAAAAARne

The_New_Homer

[QUOTE="-Misanthropic-"][QUOTE="D3nnyCrane"]What's a horny pirate's worst nightmare? A sunken chest with no booty! Also, I have no pictures. People are free to use them as they wish.D3nnyCrane