5 reasons a girl hates dating a guy. Is this crap for real?

http://thoughtcatalog.com/anne-gus/2014/03/sorry-dudes-heres-5-reasons-that-girl-you-like-doesnt-want-anything-to-do-with-you/

After reading this, I'm just going to assume that whoever wrote this is clearly out of her mind and but I do find it funny that if a weak minded fool were to date this girl, serves you right. So what do you think about this?

I stopped reading after she introduced "patriarchy" as early as the 26th word of the piece.

EDIT: Okay, I had to go back and try reading it. Quite surprised actually, it's so awful I have serious doubts it's even real. Some Google'ing has been enlightening. They've already published fake feminist troll articles form anonymous/fake pen handles. I'm not even familiar with the site, is it a satire website? Looking at other articles I'm like 100% sure. I mean just look at the other articles by the author...

http://thoughtcatalog.com/anne-gus/

To me, it reads like a very obvious troll article where she starts by complaining about stereotypes and then writes herself into every stereotype in the book, then complains about disempowerment and proceeds to list a bunch of disempowering things as turn-ons.

So fake that it's laughable.

i cant tell if that is just satire or what because feminist really are that crazy.. you can see that by looking at all of her past articles

There is no way that is real. If was is she probably gets laid once a year if that finding somebody who meets all of her standards. The average man in the U.S. is around 5'10 and good luck finding a tall, rich, handsome man with the gift of gab that is willing to waste time, money, and college credits majoring in Women's studies on a regular basis.

Of course, there's the irony in number 5 where the author blasts men who are short or ugly but turns around and tells men they are scum if they engage in fat or looks shaming. This was obviously a troll article to make fun of women who really do have insane standards for men. Click on her profile and it is made obvious.

That's meant to be humorous. That's pure satire.

in real life .... because that guy stinks like cheese

It is real.

That's fake as ****. It's a man making fun of how some women have ridiculous standards, it has to be.

ITS ALL TRUE!!!

When she said "As a feminist". My bullshit detector went off charts and blown and burnt my ass.

How can anyone think that's real?

Lol this article. The funny thing is that people in the comment section are taking this seriously.

@Gamerno6666: So your attitude is ...?

So is TC....

???

@Gamerno6666: He means what is your reaction to this situation.

oh. Well my reaction is already in my comment. A big LOL.

This better be a troll blog

While that author (who supposedly is a guy) only writes satirical blogs (like the "If you know you're having a son, abort him") I'm sure there's at least some girls out there who agree with his "views", but then again you will always find someone who will agree with something.

Going by the comments it's not worth the time to read and I don't want to give them another "view". If they get a lot of hits they'll make more articles like this to try to make their site more popular. No point encouraging nonsense.

What a fail of a blog. Either it is serious, and it is incredibly insulting and idiotic, or it is intended to be humorous, and it is completely unfunny.

110% for real

LMAO. I knew it was feminist bullshit when I read the topic title. I hope your ass gets well soon. :P

It's healing from the medicine of misogyny. Really effective...

lol

I didn't click the link, but this sounds like some spam article that gets advertised at the bottom of articles written and posted online by the local newspaper.

"it’s hard finding ways to empower yourself. This leads to a lack of empowerment, which in turn, is very disempowering."

Stopped reading there. This can't be real.

EDIT: oh, it gets better!

your LOLs are still pure. Preserve your KeK chastity.

What is this nonsense exactly? It's obviously not serious, but is it supposed to be funny or something?

This webpage has a piece of truth in it.

Women usually don't want to date guys who they find to be visually unappealing. Ugly guys are often shunned by women because of their looks. I know this because I have been rejected by many women just because of my looks.

The same goes for money. An old rich guy has a clear advantage in the dating game over a guy who is broke and probably penniless.

Rich men are often considered sexy by many women. Read this to see why:

http://www.observer.ug/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=24316:why-rich-men-are-sexier

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2005393/Hes-wealthy-wants-fling---women-want-him.html

Did they actually say that? Something like "You're sweet, caring, very interesting, funny and you'd be the perfect guy for me, if only you weren't so damn ugly...I'm going to have to pass, sorry..."

she's unleashing her pent-up animosity for jimmy russell. lol.

You’re a sexist asshole a misogynist pig and a transphobic douchebag

Lmao I know what this is about, a crazy bitch.

That was some mad trolling skills! I give the author a 9/10.

EDIT: Some of you think this is real? SERIOUSLY?!

I don't think that article's meant to be taken seriously at all. Even I worked that out and I'm the most unobservant, oblivious person ever!

I don't think I've ever seen anything so fake in my lifetime.

Tell her to get back in the kitchen @EasyComeEasyGo

*waits for the hate

I read that a while back.

'twas a knee slapper

Look at her other articles, it's probably fake, or she is insane

welcome to the real world.

well, hmm....interesting read. I don't like girls like that anyway. I like kind and nice girls.