Most epic fail and pathetic game you've seen, or will see come out for the Wii?

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#1 ShadowxGamer
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I was skimming through my GameInformer magazine when I saw this: http://www.gamespot.com/wii/action/ringlingbrosandbarnumandbaileycircus/index.html >__>...srsly?
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#2 chris3116
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This:

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#3 OreoMilkshake
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Some baby game.
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#4 90xGrad
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calvin tucker's redneck jamboree. who in their right mind?

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#5 starwarsjunky
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this.

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#6 ShadowxGamer
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calvin tucker's redneck jamboree. who in their right mind?

90xGrad
XD!!! Your winning this forum so far. :D
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#8 90xGrad
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[QUOTE="90xGrad"]

calvin tucker's redneck jamboree. who in their right mind?

ShadowxGamer

XD!!! Your winning this forum so far. :D

sweet!!

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#9 starwarsjunky
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ok, here's a real submission...

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#10 90xGrad
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Calvin Tucker's Redneck Jamboree Gameplay (Wii)

some footage: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cqynJlE9IwI

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#11 Luigi12901
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Calvin Tucker's Redneck Jamboree Gameplay (Wii)

some footage: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cqynJlE9IwI

90xGrad

My unsuspecting mother bought this game a few months ago...absolutely terrible game. *shudders*

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#12 ShadowxGamer
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[QUOTE="90xGrad"]

Calvin Tucker's Redneck Jamboree Gameplay (Wii)

some footage: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cqynJlE9IwI

Luigi12901

My unsuspecting mother bought this game a few months ago...absolutely terrible game. *shudders*

I almost threw up when I saw the beer-opening contest...x.x
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#13 HydraRizlim
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calvin tucker's redneck jamboree. who in their right mind?

90xGrad

o.O omg randomness. I would say: Wii GET HUGE!http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=unQ-4E3pcks(HUGE!)

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#14 fdd10
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The HORROR!

Imagine Party Babyz

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#15 tominator1
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I don't know, this one seems like it will be particularly horrible though:

Not only is it based of an terribly annoying show, look at the equally bad graphics:

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#16 fdd10
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God, I hate iCarly. That looks like on ofthose cheesy flash games whipped up in 10 minutes.
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#17 ShadowxGamer
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I do too. I hope she gets pregnant and her show gets ruined. I really hope the ***** gets cancelled off the air for good. Mostly I'm pissed because this pathetic excuse for a TV show replaced Drake and Josh. Now THAT was funny.

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#18 elbert_b_23
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i have to go with High School Musical 3: Senior Year Dance very ugly character models and being a Disney cash cow its just wrong
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#19 wiifan001
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Action Girlz Racing

It's score a 0.8 /10. It didn't even get a 1.

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#21 aransom
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My unsuspecting mother bought this game a few months ago...absolutely terrible game. *shudders*

Luigi12901

So your mom's the one going around buying crappy games, and encouraging developers to make more of them.

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#22 MetalRay13
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I don't know, this one seems like it will be particularly horrible though:

Not only is it based of an terribly annoying show, look at the equally bad graphics:

tominator1

please tell me thats fake

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#23 MetalRay13
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after a few minutes of research im not sure if i found the worst wii game but i found the worst graphics on the wii

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#24 elbert_b_23
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after a few minutes of research im not sure if i found the worst wii game but i found the worst graphics on the wii

MetalRay13
of coarse the worst table tennis movie makes a bad game
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#25 starwarsjunky
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[QUOTE="MetalRay13"]

after a few minutes of research im not sure if i found the worst wii game but i found the worst graphics on the wii

elbert_b_23
of coarse the worst table tennis movie makes a bad game

i remember considering that game at one point. then i read reviews. lol
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#26 awssk8er716
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after a few minutes of research im not sure if i found the worst wii game but i found the worst graphics on the wii

MetalRay13

The graphics aren't that bad.

The game on the other hand...

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#28 tominator1
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please tell me thats fake

MetalRay13

If only it was, heres the gamespot link:

http://www.gamespot.com/wii/adventure/icarly/index.html?tag=result;title;2

I wonder why it only got a user score of 3.8?

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#29 fail_baby
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[QUOTE="MetalRay13"]

please tell me thats fake

tominator1

If only it was, heres the gamespot link:

http://www.gamespot.com/wii/adventure/icarly/index.html?tag=result;title;2

I wonder why it only got a user score of 3.8?

I wonder why it got a user score... :P
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#30 starwarsjunky
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[QUOTE="tominator1"]

[QUOTE="MetalRay13"]

please tell me thats fake

fail_baby

If only it was, heres the gamespot link:

http://www.gamespot.com/wii/adventure/icarly/index.html?tag=result;title;2

I wonder why it only got a user score of 3.8?

I wonder why it got a user score... :P

i wanna know how it DID get a score of 3.8
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#31 floridagators2
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Anubis 2. The games got like a 0.5 rating on gamespot or something. I was bored one day and looked at the lowest rated wii game on gamespot. There isnt even an anubis 1!

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#32 jnjreams76
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[QUOTE="starwarsjunky"]

ok, here's a real submission...

this is just downright disturbing......really.
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#33 starwarsjunky
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[QUOTE="starwarsjunky"]

ok, here's a real submission...

jnjreams76

this is just downright disturbing......really.

i agree. i ALMOST looked for screenshots, but i was honestly too afraid

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#34 aransom
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[QUOTE="starwarsjunky"]

ok, here's a real submission...

jnjreams76

this is just downright disturbing......really.

When I see things like this, I feel ashamed of our grandparents for thinking Japan could ever have conquered the United States.

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#35 Michael-Smith
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[QUOTE="jnjreams76"][QUOTE="starwarsjunky"]

ok, here's a real submission...

aransom

this is just downright disturbing......really.

When I see things like this, I feel ashamed of our grandparents for thinking Japan could ever have conquered the United States.

It's based off a tv show for preschoolers. I'm pretty sure our kid's shows look pretty weird to them, too. Hell, they look weird to me. Ever seen Yo Gabba Gabba? Yeah...

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#36 starwarsjunky
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[QUOTE="aransom"]

[QUOTE="jnjreams76"] this is just downright disturbing......really.Michael-Smith

When I see things like this, I feel ashamed of our grandparents for thinking Japan could ever have conquered the United States.

It's based off a tv show for preschoolers. I'm pretty sure our kid's shows look pretty weird to them, too. Hell, they look weird to me. Ever seen Yo Gabba Gabba? Yeah...

well that (somewhat) explains it. i guess we have teletubbies so we cant really say much then...
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#37 aransom
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It's based off a tv show for preschoolers. I'm pretty sure our kid's shows look pretty weird to them, too. Hell, they look weird to me. Ever seen Yo Gabba Gabba? Yeah...

Michael-Smith

Fair enough, but I've seen enough silly stuff on Japanese shows for me to not automatically think this is for little kids.

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Anubis 2. The games got like a 0.5 rating on gamespot or something. I was bored one day and looked at the lowest rated wii game on gamespot. There isnt even an anubis 1!

floridagators2
thats because its anubis II, not anubis 2, pronounced "Anubis the second"
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#40 aransom
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Anubis 2. The games got like a 0.5 rating on gamespot or something. I was bored one day and looked at the lowest rated wii game on gamespot. There isnt even an anubis 1!

floridagators2

The funniest thing about the Anubis II review is how the 'games you may like' section is full of other crummy games. People are looking at all the bad reviews for fun, but it comes across as Gamespot saying, "if you like this piece of crap, here's some other crappy games to try out."

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#41 tominator1
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[QUOTE="Michael-Smith"]It's based off a tv show for preschoolers. I'm pretty sure our kid's shows look pretty weird to them, too. Hell, they look weird to me. Ever seen Yo Gabba Gabba? Yeah...

aransom

Fair enough, but I've seen enough silly stuff on Japanese shows for me to not automatically think this is for little kids.

Like this?

I'm still trying to figure out what the heck is going on in that gameshow.

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Imagenz....

Or My lil...

Or...We what ever....

Or Red Steel...

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science papa

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One Can Only Laugh At Nintedo For Giving It A Licence
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#46 chefstubbies
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I don't know, this one seems like it will be particularly horrible though:

Not only is it based of an terribly annoying show, look at the equally bad graphics:

tominator1

Bad graphics? What are you talking about? What I'm looking at is the same stellar presentation the Wii has always provided me with...

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#47 Bubble_Man
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Nintendo seriously needs to be more stingy with their "seal of quality."

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#48 hashabnelah
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Nintendo seriously needs to be more stingy with their "seal of quality."

Bubble_Man

This common misconception needs to stop now, as people still are uninformed on what the "Seal of Quality" really represents! Nintendo's "Seal of Quality" was never applied to a game's quality, but whether it can work on Nintendo's systems. Nintendo was never an arbiter of the games that were released on its system, and should never be. The consumer is the arbiter, whether a game or product is worth its quality or not.

If Nintendo was the arbiter, it would have a very small library as most third-party developers would be offended that the publisher is telling them how to make a game as well violate their independence. Nintendo would have alienated these developers who would then develop for its rivals, losing profits through licensing fees. Nintendo as a company may not last long as there is no guarantee that these few "high-quality" games will be profitable and a major sales bust would force it to the brink of bankruptcy.

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#49 Bubble_Man
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[QUOTE="Bubble_Man"]

Nintendo seriously needs to be more stingy with their "seal of quality."

hashabnelah

This common misconception needs to stop now, as people still are uninformed on what the "Seal of Quality" really represents! Nintendo's "Seal of Quality" was never applied to a game's quality, but whether it can work on Nintendo's systems. Nintendo was never an arbiter of the games that were released on its system, and should never be. The consumer is the arbiter, whether a game or product is worth its quality or not.

If Nintendo was the arbiter, it would have a very small library as most third-party developers would be offended that the publisher is telling them how to make a game as well violate their independence. Nintendo would have alienated these developers who would then develop for its rivals, losing profits through licensing fees. Nintendo as a company may not last long as there is no guarantee that these few "high-quality" games will be profitable and a major sales bust would force it to the brink of bankruptcy.

It's a common comment meant to poke fun at the mountains of shovelware. Anyway, I've been playing games since 1987 and know what the seal of quality is for. And it was not just made to say a game is compatible to work on the system. The shape of the box, being included in the NES section, and saying "Nintendo Entertaiment System" made that clear enough. If a game was made badly enough, Nintendo actually would cull it and deny its seal of quality (a game had to be really broken for this to happen). This was because of the heaps of trash that came out on the primitive previous systems (like atari). Nintendo even had a quota of how many games a single developer could release. That's why Konami developed a subdivision called "Ultra"; Nintendo liked their games and let them do this to get around the initial rule.