Wii, I would just like to get this out of the way right now, that i love you, and i think you are a great system for all generations, and you are just really great. When we met, you captured my heart with your little cutesy name and your slick and slendor corners. You were something new i guess, new enough for me to leave my now Ex-system for you. Overall i am happy... i just think that it would be in your best interest if you hear me out...
Ever since i got you, you have been so abusive... the way i hold you... i tried my best to hold you tight whenever i was with you, but then my grip loosened for even a second, and you smashed a hole right through my new TV... I talked to your parents, i didnt think you needed to know until now, but they claimed your laces were just too thin, and handed me a set. I put them on you for our three-month anniversary, and a month later, there were countless holes in my wall... Wii, i am so scared, that some day you will turn on me, and hurt me... I talked to your parents again, who decided to put a lock on your "collar", so there wouldnt be any more domestic disturbances, and so far, im really proud of you controlling your temper when im around.
Then, some time last year, i bought you a gift, a gift that would be fun for the both of us to use, together, and get fit and have fun. Right off the bat, im getting called obese and overweight and unbalanced, you became so insulting... you KNEW i was self-concious about my weight wii! you KNEW! i told you that i trusted you with seeing me sweat and try to better myself. the humiliation i felt while working out around people was something i thought i could avoid, i never thought you could be so cruel...
Remember when we started a band? we had fun for a while... until you got demanding and forced us to play only the songs YOU wanted to play... All i wanted to do was play something a little different... you wouldn't allow it. i understand that there are almostan infinite amount of different variations of playing material girl by madonna, but i want to EXPAND my musical prowess, which is why i left the band.
You wake me up in the middle of the night to send me messages, which SHOULD be romantic, but they're always about you and what I should do to better suit "my needs". Do you know what i need, Wii? a REAL companion. i want somebody who isnt so bossy and violent, and emotionally scarring...
i really hope that some day we can works things out wii, but until you work on your temper, i think we should take a break... im sorry.
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