"The Nut Shot"

What blows my mind is that teams -- namely, **** Super Bowl champions with ***neck fans -- have lost to the Raiders. Oakland is unfathomably bad. Last night, Maurice Morris entered the game averaging 2.9 yards per carry. He left looking like LaDainian Tomlinson (30 carries, 138 yards). Andrew Walter got sacked nine times. Drew Bledsoe watched that game and was like, "Man, I had no idea how well I move." If the Seahawks were any good, it would have been a lot more lopsided than 16-0.

But Raiders fans still have something to cheer for, other than eight more opportunities this season to wear tin foil and foam spikes. Here's Tyler Brayton classing it up, Oaktown-style:

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The obvious joke, after Jerramy Stevens bounces away from that knee to the groin, is to call him a woman, but we all know that women have softer hands.

that had to hurt. holmgren probably told brayton to do that for him because stevens had dropped so many passes. why wait until practice to make him hurt just do it in the game

That was bad, but Stevens talks to much smack and doesnt back it up.Espurs117

he does.  i picked him up this year in fantasy, but i also have alge crumpler so i have been playing him mostly. 

[QUOTE="Espurs117"]That was bad, but Stevens talks to much smack and doesnt back it up.HumanTorch101

he does.  i picked him up this year in fantasy, but i also have alge crumpler so i have been playing him mostly. 

Stevens has been dropping balls since the Superbowl......and talking to much.

[QUOTE="HumanTorch101"]

[QUOTE="Espurs117"]That was bad, but Stevens talks to much smack and doesnt back it up.Espurs117

he does.  i picked him up this year in fantasy, but i also have alge crumpler so i have been playing him mostly. 

Stevens has been dropping balls since the Superbowl......and talking to much.

:lol:

He was wearing a cup, right? :P

Stevens hops away like "You moron, that was totally pointless AND you got yourself thrown out!"

He was wearing a cup, right? :P

Stevens hops away like "You moron, that was totally pointless AND you got yourself thrown out!"

wallymartin

It's not like Stevens felt anything because he doesn't have balls anyway. Like what Warren Sapp said, he's a punk. axel360

:lol:

By the way I heard on Mike and Mike in the morning that football players dont wear cups.

[QUOTE="axel360"]It's not like Stevens felt anything because he doesn't have balls anyway. Like what Warren Sapp said, he's a punk. Espurs117

:lol:

By the way I heard on Mike and Mike in the morning that football players dont wear cups.