Worst game names?

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#1 keifyninja
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Pretty straightforward, what is the worst game name you ever heard?

So far for me, Armored Core For Answer takes the cake.

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1914 Shells of Fury (PC) ftw
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Muramasa: The Demon Blade. I've had it with the generic "demon-thing" game titles. I don't care that the story revolves around Muramasa's Demon Blades... call it something else, like Oboro Muramasa Youtouden.
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25 to life.
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Strong Bad's cool game for Attractive People :|
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Gulity Gear
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#7 Stoner-Pimp
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Super Street Fighter II Turbo HD Remix.

I mean god dam!.

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#8 203762174820177760555343052357
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Ar Tonelico. Fun game, bad name.
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#9 jacquelinewu
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Final fantasy, I just don't like the name.
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Super Street Fighter II Turbo HD Remix.

I mean god dam!.

Stoner-Pimp

I even get mixed up with the original SF2 games. Let's see. World Warrior. Turbo Hyper Fighting. Super. Champion Edition. I don't even know if that's all of them or if some are wrong.

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Samurai Warriors 2 Empires
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#12 TriangleHard
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I thought it was clear that Infinite Undiscovery won that award.
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#13 Santesyu
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Personally?

Killzone- I guess because when killswitch came out I thought this was a rehash.

Bioshock- I reminds me of residen't evil for some reason because I guess of the name "biohazzard".

Another name that often makes me laugh is "call of duty", thats not call of duty at all, infact in most cases there commanders pushed them into the war and made them fight lol. It should be called forced to duty..

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Another name that often makes me laugh is "call of duty", thats not call of duty at all, infact in most cases there commanders pushed them into the war and made them fight lol. It should be called forced to duty..

Santesyu

It was probably derived from the criteria for the Medal of Honor ("gallantry and intrepidity at the risk of his life above and beyond the call of duty").

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It's a close race between Infinite Undiscovery and Peter Jackson's King Kong: The Official Game of the Movie.

The various Xenosaga titles have been pretty bad too. Der Wille sur Macht indeed.

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#17 skp_16
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Call of Duty

Final Fantasy

Eternal Sonata

Uncharted: Drake's Fortune

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#18 TriangleHard
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Call of Duty

Final Fantasy

Eternal Sonata

Uncharted: Drake's Fortune

skp_16

Eternal Sonata is fine title.

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Irritating Stick

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I win:P

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#20 McManus107
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Infinite Undiscovery.It sounds stupid when you say it.
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#21 keifyninja
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Irritating Stick

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I win:P

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That's pretty terrible XD

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#22 bigfatcrap
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Psi-Ops The Mindgate Conspiracy. They might as well detailed the rest of the plot as well.

Psi Ops The Mindgate Conspiracy Where You're This Special Psychic Guy Who Meets a Blonde Love Interest and Fights a Fat Guy and Some Weirdo With a Stupid Haricut.

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#23 gunswordfist
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Ninjabread Man and countless other titles for Wii. Also Wii is the worst console name ever.
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Ninjabread Man and countless other titles for Wii. Also Wii is the worst console name ever.gunswordfist

Ninjabread Man is an awesome name. It's the only good thing about the game.

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Muramasa: The Demon Blade. I've had it with the generic "demon-thing" game titles. I don't care that the story revolves around Muramasa's Demon Blades... call it something else, like Oboro Muramasa Youtouden.foxhound_fox

I like the *** name too but it doesnt subtract from my hype meter.

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Pro Extreme Bodyboarding.
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Sticky Balls

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rainbow six 3

banjo-tooie

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star wing

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Do You Like Horny Bunnies?

http://www.gamespot.com/pc/adventure/ecchinabunnysanwakirai2/index.html?tag=result;title;3

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Do You Like Horny Bunnies?

http://www.gamespot.com/pc/adventure/ecchinabunnysanwakirai2/index.html?tag=result;title;3

n00b1337

yes, that is awful.. mildly arousing, but awful.

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#31 Nifty_Shark
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[QUOTE="n00b1337"]

Do You Like Horny Bunnies?

http://www.gamespot.com/pc/adventure/ecchinabunnysanwakirai2/index.html?tag=result;title;3

just_nonplussed

yes, that is awful.. mildly arousing, but awful.

Well it's a hentai game so I would say it fits very well.

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Wargasm. Need I explain more?
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Strong Bad's cool game for Attractive People :|lonewolf604

This is the best ever game name! I actually have it on wii. Terrible game... great name!

But yeah, the worst I ever heard, I heard from my friend... "Crash Bam, Boom, Bang" don't know if it's real or not. ...I think I'll go Google it.

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50 cent: bulletproof.
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#35 bad_fur_day
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I'd go for;

Uncharted: Drake's Fortune

Kameo: Elements of Power

These really irritate me for some reason. What the hell is a Kameo anyway?

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Besieger. Worst game I own, and worst title I own.

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Driver, Thats the least spacific name ever, I mean seriously. "Whats the game about?" "Aparently driving..." Or no, worse. Crysis. I mean it would be okay if they at least spelled it right. lol holy **** Another one would be none other then Dirt... I mean the game is more about racing on dirt then the actual dirt itself. And last but not least... Grid... What the **** the goddamn game has nothing to do with a ****ing grid, it's a goddamn racing game... goddamn it! XD
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sticky balls

tube slider

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#39 Nastyfootballpl
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Irritating Stick

link

I win:P

-Shooter-
XD Holy ****
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Irritating Stick. PSX i think

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crash bandicoot.
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Infinite Undiscovery; I sound like a tool saying it.

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#44 NBSRDan
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There was a thread just like this not too long ago, so I think I'll just accidentally copypasta. [quote="NBSRDan"]Final Fantasy X-2 Absolutely retarded on numerous levels. Let's go from left to right: 1. You're not allowed to call something "Final" and then have ten sequels. 2. "X" is used as the Roman numeral for 10. That is already stupid on its own. Why not just call it 10? Roman numerals aren't cool, they're inefficient, cumbersome, and obsolete. 3. Even if it were just the number 10, it would still be stupid. Aside from X and X-2, the Final Fantasy games aren't related in any way. Each one takes place in a different setting with a different plot and different characters and different gameplay mechanics. Final Fantasy is a brand, not a franchise. Yes they're all RPGs but what else do they have in common? Why are they numbered when they have nothing to do with one another? That's like calling Monopoly "Chess 2". 4. The "2" should be "II". If you're going to use Roman numerals, atleast do so consistently. 5. Ten-two? Isn't that just eleven? If the sequel to the first game is the second game, and the sequel to the second game is the third game, then so on and so forth and the sequel to the tenth is the eleventh. Even if the Final Fantasies were related, the proper title would still be "Final Fantasy XI".

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#45 SgtPLHCB
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Who Did I Date Last Night?

Seriously?

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#46 Business_Fun
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Rock 'n' Roll Racing - stupid name, stupid game. Also, Psycho Fox - that's a name choice that has me scratching my head. And does anyone remember Magical Flying Hat Turbo Adventure (I think I've got that right)?