What have you learned about life from video games?

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#1 The_Nintendawg
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Just be free and saying anything, seriously or comically, about the "valuableness" of video games and how they are"relevant" to the real world.

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#2 SavageM2
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Never, EVER, stand next to red barrels...

Oh, and I run much faster with a knife.

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#3 namdead01
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Never, EVER, stand next to red barrels...SavageM2

LMAO, That is something important we should all learn xD

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#4 SavageM2
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I have another...A grenade can not destroy doors, you must go around.
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#5 The_Nintendawg
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haha these are pretty funny, any more ideas you guys?
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#6 BladesOfAthena
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Even if you possess a weapon capable of destroying an entire planet, you would still need a key to open that damn door.
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#7 Rej72380
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That teamwork is the ultimate key to success.

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#8 despa1r_fact0r
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Be like the Red Koopas not the Green Koopas - when you come to an edge of a clif TURN AROUND.

If you didn't know Green Koopa walk of the edge the a platform, while the Red Koopa turns around

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#9 branketra
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Use your opponents offenses and defenses against them.
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#10 ZeroOriginality
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Battle hardened, genetically-engineered soldiers are no match for female rookies like Meryl. She'll just smack you halfway across the room.
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#11 xmitchconnorx
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That tall grass is dangerous.
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#12 GodModeEnabled
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Beware of people hiding in cardboard boxes.
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#13 SpedKnight
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the enemy always waits their turn...and yes...there will be awkward pauses when everyone is waiting for their bar to fill up.
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#14 rzepak
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Barrel Rolls can and should be used at all ocacsion to make life easier. Waiting in line at the store? DO A BARREL ROLL. You got caught cheating by your girl? DO A BARREL ROLL. Cops chasing you? You guessd it! DO! A! BARREL! ROLL! And kill that damn frog.
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#15 Ash2X
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If you can´t get through the Door theres always a red,blue or green card-key around.If not,kill everyone in the room.

A car-paint tooks only 5-10 Seconds.

Invisible walls can be EVERYWHERE!You wonder why you can´t climb on the crate because you´re not the sporty-type?You´re wrong!It´s a invisible wall!

If you got the choice betweem going left or right...choose left.It´s 1: Easier,or 2: you find a item you could have missed on the other way.

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#16 dhruv7000
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very entertaining intresting and also expensive!
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#17 skyyfox1
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don't get into fights... because no one ever wins a fight.
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#18 czort666
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When you get busted for killing 100 cops,they'll take a little of your cash,all your weapons and let you go.
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#19 Black_Knight_00
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What have you learned about life from video games?

The_Nintendawg

You can have anything in life. You just need to walk over it.

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#20 Treflis
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I'm pretty sure I've seen one of these topics earlier, oh well.

I've learned that trying to write "God" on a note to activate "God-mode" and run into traffic doesn't work.
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#21 skp_16
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- take turns when fighting.

- opponents will wait for you when you're healing and everyone stops when you're looking for something in your item pocket/box.

- enemies will watch you do a ritual to cast something (magic) or calling a friend for help (GF, aeons, etc).

- you get hurt/wounded if an enemy makes contact to you. (platformers)

- enemies won't notice you even if it's only the outfit you're disguised. (hitman series)

Honestly, I'm bashing turn-based RPGs on the first 3. Turn-based is the most stupid thing ever. Hehehe. I love platformers and hitman series though. :)

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#23 CronoSquall
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By way of discussing them on the internet, I have learned that humanity will never overcome it's differences and general ignorance, and that we are in fact, doomed to destroy our ourselves. On a lighter note however, I've learned that if you step into any serious amount of shadows, you turn COMPLETELY INVISIBLE. That and the fact that if you are ever around when aliens invade, if you find the biggest nerd in all the land, and give him a crowbar, he will in fact, save us all.
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#24 DJ-Lafleur
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I've learned that you can never trust a turtle. :x
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#25 gbpman630
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There always happens to be gun ammunition laying around somehow.
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#26 valttu
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[QUOTE="The_Nintendawg"]

What have you learned about life from video games?

Black_Knight_00

You can have anything in life. You just need to walk over it.



Rofl that was a good one dude. :P
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#27 czort666
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Falcon punch is the ultimate solution to all problems.
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#28 kfjl
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I learned that when you die, you don't go to heaven or anything. You just travel back in time to where you were a few minutes ago.
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#29 Chaos1031
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Any food found on the ground will make you healthier.
You can save time by tossing a foe into the nearest bottomless pit. Also bottomless pits are everywhere, even if there filled with water.
I also learned from SimAnt that if enough spiders are killed by ants the spiders will become faster... with the ability to shoot lasers... out of their eyes.

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#30 bchu79
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videogames are fiction. if you want to learn about real life go live in some third world country or go fight in a war. then youll appreciate your life and learn everything about yourself
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#31 Iceman8012
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If you are shot just hide around a corner for five seconds to heal to perfect condition
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#32 daveyf03
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If you want avoid being hit in a fight, always aproach sideways...and vertically. Also there will be times that despite being outnumbered 5 to one your foes will wait their turn and come at you one by one.
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#33 xmitchconnorx
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videogames are fiction. if you want to learn about real life go live in some third world country or go fight in a war. then youll appreciate your life and learn everything about yourselfbchu79

Thanks for the input, Sargent Buzz-Kill.

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if you see a a guy in a 1960's style diving suit with a drill, carrying a weird looking little girl, grab a monkey wrench.
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#35 ASK_Story
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Even if you possess a weapon capable of destroying an entire planet, you would still need a key to open that damn door.BladesOfAthena

No no, it's not just any key, you need a "special" key with a funky name like the Philosopher's Stone, Nethicite, the Sorcerer's Ring, Sun Cryst, the Light of the Sacred Flame, or a Frozen Flame. (I know these aren't actually keys but these names are in practically every JRPG so it doesn't matter). And you need to purify it with Elf Nectar that you get from a Alchemist that gives you a sword to break it in half which reveals the Ragnarok that empowers the one-winged angel to come and shed its feathers. Than you get a key!

In other words, it's as ridiculous as it sounds.:P

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#36 Dion2k7
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When you die their is usually a continue option or revert to last save so you never actually die.

when playing guitar if you flick it up you get extra points for every note you play.

if you get ran over beat up or shot run to nearest hotdog stand buy a hotdog eat it for extra health.

there are always invisible boundaries so you cant fall of that extremely high cliff or ledge no matter how hard you try.

if you cant understand a character turn a subtitle option on (lil jacob gta4)

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#37 ZeroOriginality
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Getting kicked in the feet can be fatal and can make you dizzy.
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#38 dazman31
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Hitting an enemy with the butt of your gun rather than shooting is a more effective way of killing them.
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#39 Iceman8012
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A small field survival first aid kit can heal 30 shots to the chest
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#40 savinger
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Always go for the headshot. These morons in the movies keep shooting people in the chest and stomach. They always come back!! Just go for the headshot...