i thank jesus i didn't rent this

User Rating: 1.1 | Fight Club XBOX
i don't even know where to begin with this steaming pile of dung.
i stalked it at my local blockbuster for a few weeks, and thought about it.
i read the reviews.
in the end, i am a consumer, in a consumer society.
i am jacks raging colon.
godamnit this game blew.
in less than 5 minutes my son and i were growing bored with the versus mode, and decided to flip into story mode.
i figured maybe at least the characters spoke when the moved, and moved when they spoke.
no joy.
all told, the original mortal combat had more going for it than this, and didn't rip off an awesome movie/book to do it.

if you must play it, borrow it froma friend who was likewise sucked it.
do not rent it though.
at least i hope the guy at the pawnshop hasn't read the reviews on it here, and i will be better off for it.
blockbuster charges nearly 10 bux for a rental, i paid 10 bux to own it. if i can even get a buck for it i consider myself ahead of the game.