Because Gamespot thought it would be funny to delete my first Evil Dead FFOB review, I now, must, do, it again. This time I will be sure to include less typos. Okay. The PS2 version of this game does not work on gamecube, don't bother carving the disc down a few inches trying to make it fit. The game will not work ever again. The acronym for evil dead is EDFFOB, which stands for "every dumb friend falls off bridge". There are no bridges in Evil Dead. I bought this game for twenty bucks, brand new the week it came out. It was a budget game, and it never sold for 50 dollars like splinter cell and halo and mario kart and silent hill and wipeout and warios woods and PGA golf 1992 and pacman and zelda and duke nukem and shadow man and blitz, and I think manhunt but don't know for sure. Manhunt is really violent, in that game you beat peoples faces into concrete and shoot them in the pants with nail guns. Manhunts gross. This game you get a shovel, for which to beat the army of undead dumbfux that come barreling at you from all directions with the same disturbing intentions. I drove almost two hours today, it was a real pain because I have better things to do than sit in a car watching trees appear into my field of vision. I also made really good home made burritos and ate them down good. Last night my roommate and I watched chopping mall, and I must say that it sucked harder than RosioDonald on the last piece of bacon. (did I use that one already?) either way it never gets old to me. I don't dislike Rosi it's just that I think she looks like she might enjoy the occasional pound or two of bacon. Bacon. I also petted the dog. Got my new four track analog tape recorder in the mail, will be putting that to some good use soon. Evil dead has a good graphicks. Evil dead will be more fun for you than feeding your dog peanut butter. Horses are equally amusing to feed peanut butter. This game is good, old fashion, zombie killing fun. Flat out good. Shovel to the face of deadite good. Deadite is too a word, stupid gamespot spelling BS spazz jazz goober Kazoo can't spell cazzoo buzz buzz. Evil dead on the ps2 isn't too scary it's like state of emergency with zombies instead of mall shoppers (zombies) I think I got this game on a Tuesday, it was a good day raked lots of leaves that day, had to do lots of chores and hard work to pay for it too. It was worth it. Would do it all again. This game is flawless, it's almost as good as RE4 but better cos you get to chainsaw folks in this game. The shovel never gets old either. You can also shoot the zombies in the face with yer boom flavored stick shotgun gun and they blow up good. I have written a lot about this game, but it's worth it I think I'm gonna go take a dump later, those burritos were harsh. Probably gonna poop. I might be in there for awhile too, I mean we were up real late last night we also last night watched night of the living dead did you know that the band No Use For A Name has a song called night of the living living? I always thought that that was super amusing for me and my amusement I love that band their live record is amazing, dead on like all FAT bands. Bracket is better. Did you know that seventy percent of people who played this game are now doctors lawyers and porn store enthusiests. I have convinced my dog to twice ingest the same eggs once. Dogs will eat their own puke, no lie. Twice the dog ate the eggs she heaved them up in the truck, she piled them up on a pile of her own yellow dog hair sitting on the nasty ass floor of the truck and then ate it right back up like it was a royal treat yum yum she ate it up good. I had Belegian (can't spell Belgium) waffles that day no joke they were buttery and great tasting that was back when I was big into Magic cards and collecting them and stuff. The waffles were great and I kept them down (unlike the dog who ate puked up eggs) I love that restraunt (can't spell (rest-raunch) Yea the suburban never smelled the same. Nowadays my band goes on tour in that nasty old POS which is silver or wait maybe that was the other silver suburban that my parents owned they were almost identical for real you can't tell em apart or nothin. I really like that truck tho had to bring it back to my parents place today it was a long drive. Watching trees both ways. In Evil dead you run around on the street killing the dead things that aim to stop you from killing them. The blood follows the motion of the saw when you grind them up and it is rather extremely funny and brutal. This game makes dead rising look cute and it is cos in evil dead there is no golfclub that I can recall being able to use against the hordes of evil undead dead deadites coming at you from all directions. I don't remember too much about the game because haven't played it in many years maybe I'll buy it soon because I would like to have two copies in case dog eats one. Maybe I'll get a couple extra. Justincase. I've already gone through five or six discs of this game, playing it a total of twelve years. I think I am gonna go to gamestop and get the sequel to this game used for five bucks someday. I don't know about the first ED on PS1 it was buttholy. Thought it was RESIDENT evil. It was not it was like wiping your butt with dog barf eggs.
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