Its called Elf Bowling. ELF BOWLING FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!
First thing you'll notice is the games name. ELF BOWLING. Now I know this game has quite a bit to do with bowling, and even more to do with elves, but I mean come on. ELF BOWLING. This has get to be one of the worst game names ever, which goes hand in hand with this being one of the worst games ever.
Oh and secondly, this game is worth 20 bucks, but you can download it off the internet for free, and then it even has more substance. But I think that's overshadowed by the fact that this game is called elf bowling. ELF BOWLING!
Difficulty: Very hard. Hard to subject myself to the horror of this game's name. I mean, ELF BOWLING people, ELF BOWLING.
Learning Curve: More than four hours. I've known about this game for a week, and I'm still getting used to the horrific name. ELF BOWLING.
Graphics: ELF BOWLING. Now that looks pretty bad, doesn't it? I give this "game's" graphics a one.
Gameplay: Woah, this is a game? Sorry I didn't realise, I was too busy looking at the horrible, horrible name. ELF BOWLING. I give it a one.
Sound: ELF BOWLING. Say that out loud. No, do it for real. Ouch! It hurts, doesn't it? One out of ten.
Value: You can download a better version of this game for free, and that version is better than this one. This version costs 20 bucks. Go figure. I'm giving it a one, but I wish I could give it lower. Also, this is called ELF BOWLING.
Tilt: IT'S CALLED ELF BOWLING. ONE.