Get your mind out of the gutter.

User Rating: 6 | Elevator Action C64
This game has nothing to do with the Aerosmith song. In this game you play a spy, who is trying to gather secret documents from a building that has a ton of elevators. While you are doing this, you are pursued by enemy agents, who have gigantic Conan Obrien style pompodour haircuts. I don't even know how people navigate their heads with those. Also, they seem to defy the laws of gravity. Anyways, you can shoot them or evade them. Or get shot BY them, if you're a loser and get pawned by them or eat prawns with them. The game really was before it's time, because it turns out the secret documents you were so desperately fighting to obtain included the idea and recipe for McGriddles sandwiches. As you go through the game, you're constantly going further up and up the building, and the game gets increasingly difficult. Or is it the other way around? I guess it wouldn't make much sense to get a bunch of spyhunters on your tail and then go up to the top of the building where there's no escape. So I think he starts at the top and works his way down.