Don't listen to those stuck up people listen to me! cause....Its Hazzard time!

User Rating: 9.5 | Eat Lead: The Return of Matt Hazard X360
By rick-garza | Review Date:
Well from what i just experienced was a instant classic! "Even though there is no online play" The reason i even picked this game up is because i seen all the horrible reviews it had.. and i was like well i'll see for myself.. and i was very very surprised.. even though i died like the first "10"minutes which is not normal for me.. i honestly enjoyed this shooter! from russians, to zombies, to chicks with dual welding submachine guns, and 2d nazis! it is a fun game "If you have humor like me" and not being lame "like those serious online gamers who get mad when i make fart noises into the mic" . i honestly cant believe people would rate this game Any lower then 7 or 8 anyays on with the review!..

Story:
Its a very original story! People say its stupid but i think this idea was Grand! A Game character playing a game character in a video game.. i mean come on! its not like alot of other games storys like.. save the world type of ish.. i mean how many times can you save a city from crime.. or save the earth from aliens/ghosts.. so on..

Graphics:
There graphics are pretty neat.. i seen alot of people b*tching about graphics and whatnot.. ive seen alot worse on the 360 system. the lighting effects are pretty nice and the textures are pretty cool also. the graphics are the best when they take a crack at wolfenstein 3-d. lol .. but on some parts of the game there isnt shadow when you would expect to see one.. but hey all games have that f--k up even your precious call of duty games do... and it not a fps is has 3rd person but like Army of Two 3rd person..

Replay Value:
I would say the replay value for this game is pretty good i am definitely going to replay it.. cause i think Will Arnett is awesome! And the humor is there and very good.. i know probably after about 50 hours the humor will get old.. but hey same with comedy movies...

Fun Factor:
Its only going to be fun if you play it with a sense of humor unlike a lot of other jackasses who gave it a bad rating. Just cause there hardcore online call of duty m-14 wielding battle rifle humping jumping 80 feet in the air halo heads.. this game would be more fans of other comedic games like.. duke nukem. and the best part is when they crack at old games like Mario lol

Final Thoughts:
Its almost 3am and im tired.. but i just wanted to let the world know. Do not listen to these people hating this game.. this game is actually pretty good.. if your afriad to buy it.. rent it first if you like it you like it.. if you dont then you dont.. This game is actually very underrated. at first look you will be like.. ehhhh.. but after the first level you will finally get why they put you in the most mediocre of places.. cause there making fun of the other shooters thats out.. and they did a good job doing it!

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