A disgrace to the Dino Crisis games!!!!!

User Rating: 2.3 | Dino Crisis 3 XBOX
By spoogan | Review Date:
Dino Crisis 1 was one of the funnest and memorable games I have played. With that Resident Evil 1 feel, how could it go wrong? Then number 2 came out, and although the novelty wore off a bit, the game was still fun as hell. Afterwards, the Dino Crisis name fell behind a curtain as a memory, until Dino Crisis 3. THIS GAME SHOULD HAVE STAYED BEHIND THAT CURTAIN!!!!

I'll start by saying your not Regina, Rick, Gail, or anyone else from the good Dino Crisis'. Secondly, this game takes place in space, in the distant future. Thats right - I said SPACE, and yes, you're fighting space dinos!!!! Moving on. The graphics in this game (the enviroment and dinosaurs..note howI said ENVIROMENT) look cool and nicley detailed atleast, but thats where the coolness ends. Your character, some guy that I didn't even care to remember his name, looks alot like a girl (hes extremley skinny and in a skin tight suit... ergh.) and even acts like one as well (no offense intended ladies.) Anyway, you get a jetpack in which you can use to "dash away" from the Dinos and upgrade your weapons or whatever. Eventually the dinos become invisible and able to actually shoot at you which is just...RETARDED AND GARBAGEY!!!

The music sucks, if you can even call it that. And the SFX are just loud and annoying. The dinosaurs sound like screaming monkies when they are dying. Oh yes, in this game you are not only fighting dinos, I guess Capcom wanted to try something new and used leech like monsters that kill everyone and everything. Dino Evil 0? ahhhhh BOOO!!!

In this game you collect these retarded orange orbs which are considered SPACE CURRENCY! GAHHHHAHAHAHA!!! But dont think by killing near impossible leech dinos and gaining 200 orbs will do anything - things in this game (ie Medpacks, ammo) cost a helluva lot more then 200... might wanna add some zeros on that.

And the most memorable, and USELESS idea in this game is the transforming stage. Yeah thats right, the ship you are on actually transforms into three different stages. Not only is this corny and stupid at the same time, but aggravating as you will find yourself transforming this ship over a billion times to backtrack and find crucial things you missed.

The loading times in this game are horrendous. Pointing back to the transforming thing, it takes about 5 minutes for the ship to truley transform.. so go grab a sandwhich and watch a movie while you wait.

GOD THIS GAME SUCKS! What, in Gods name, happened to the Dino Crisis franchise? It was such a good game, and then this utter freakin' garbage comes to the X-Box... TO THE XBOX!!! It couldnt go and ruin the PS2!?!?!? Whatever, dont buy this game, dont rent this game, dont play this game.

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