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One night I found myself less than sober, wondering through the night of downtown. I found a friendly phone both in which I rammed my rod into the coin slot return repeatedly. To my displeasured surprised, someone had left a used syringe in the coin return slot. Fortunately I noticed this after several repeated thrusts into this coin return slot.

This is how I felt after playing one weekend of this so called entertainment software. I thought I met Jimmy Carter playing this game. I said (or typed) "Hey, are you Jimmy Carter?". He grinned and turned away quickly. I later saw him holding a turd, staring intently at it, as if it where a prize. I smelled poo on him and ran away.