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User Rating: 1 | Brothers in Arms: Double Time WII
By deactivated-5e95708121185 | Review Date:
My god this "deal" sucks on so many levels. Ok were to begin with this rape of a franchise. Well first off I have to say I'm a huge fan of the BiA franchise and own all the games (actually if you count this as a port of the classic first 2 games in the franchise then I own them 3 times, on ps2, xbox, and now wii).

Graphics 1/10
Textures are blurry and your allies look like indistinguishable green and brown blobs while the germans look like gray indistinguishable blobs. The blood looks too brown to look good in any sence of the word and despite being the ugliest game i've ever seen on wii, the frame still slows down to a crawl whenever your in a fire-fight that includes more than 8-10 people. And you dont even want to see the slide show this game calls a frame rate during a tank battle. I just dont understand why this game looks so bad, a wii is more powerful than an xbox so why does the ps2 version look a thousand times better and has no frame rate issues?

Fun -7/10
There is no fun to be had with this game (unless you count the momment when you end up microwaving the disc just to watch it melt.) The a.i. was brilliant in the orgianal version. They could flank you, make covering fire, supress you, and overwhelm you, (while these are all standard by todays standards a.i. like that back in ,04 was one in a million). But, in this port all they do is stand there like 4th grade drop outs while they wait for you to shoot them. Can you say awesome?

Lasting value -800/10
There is no value, if you can manage to so much as finish either of the 2 games you'll never touch either, ever again.

Final thoughts
THIS GAME FU*^!@G SUCKS!!

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