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User Rating: 10 | Barkley, Shut Up and Jam: Gaiden, Chapter 1 of the Hoopz Barkley SaGa PC
By larkanderson | Review Date:
Barkley, Shut Up and Jam: Gaiden, Chapter 1 of the Hoopz Barkley SaGa is, quite literally, the pinnacle of human ingenuity, achievement, and spectacle. All other games that came before it were flawed, sacrificial lambs upon the twin alters of science and progress. All other games that followed are but mere shadows of the radiance contained within one tiny but majestic minute of its glorious presence.

Bow down and grovel before this, the great God-King of gaming, and know that within its warm and fresh oven baked bread scented embrace, you have been graced with a complete and utterly infallible knowledge that every step you took in your previously unfulfilled and in hindsight quite lackluster life has led to this climactic moment.

I'm not sure how much more emphatic and hyperbolic wit I can include in this review to meet the minimum character requirements while maintaining a willful suspension of disbelief and a sense of authoritativeness in your mind's eye, so I will end with this nugget of infinite truth:

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