Take a string, add beads that say short, boring, and easy. Tie it and it makes a perfect necklace for this game.

User Rating: 3.5 | Assault Heroes X360
Assault Heroes is an old school style game, It contains Single Player, Local Co-op, and online co-op. You are driving a war vehicle that can move and shoot in any direction you want on the screen. You have three main combat abilities: Machine Gun, Flamethrower, and Flak Cannon, each has three levels of upgrades that are collected during play, there are also rocket powerups which you can collect to add to your arsenal. When you die you lose those rockets until the powerup is picked up again, and all your primary weapons downgrade to level one again. Your secondary capabilities is the ability to utilize grenades and nukes. When your vehicle loses all of it's health, you are a soldier with a rapid firing gun of some sort, most effective at killing infantry units, at that time you either lose all your health and lose a life and respawn in your vehicle, or you wait for your vehicle to respawn so you can go enter it and remain at full health (for both), the respawn time of the vehicle varies depending on the difficulty level.

Pros:

-Nice graphics
-Big bosses to fight
-A nice arsenal of weapons to utilize
-Co-op play contains cool exclusive weapon features
-Contains unique levels
-Nice music at boss intervals
-Underground zones at certain intervals of levels to use the soldier

Cons:

-Way too short for $10
-Sounds could use a rehash
-Too easy on any difficulty for experienced players of this genre
-Repetitive enemy unit spawns
-Online play ceases to work for most people
-Loading screen can freeze
-Alot of sounds just don't work with the game
-Generic storyline
-Not much replay value



Personally, I don't like this game because it's too easy, WAY too short..

I regret buying this game for $10, it didn't provide much fun (Challenge-less) and well that's what makes it boring. The overall theme of the game isn't appealing either. I don't like the look of the vehicle either, I don't feel like i'm in a war machine. The sound effects are bland and boring. I've only played through the game once and it was the last time. I've tried playing again, even on local co-op and found myself bored before level one was even finished.

Honestly, only buy this game if you aren't very good at 2D old school shooters, perhaps a challenge will extend the life of the game for you.