Payday 2 Meets Goat Simulator in New Heist DLC

You'll never guess where those goats are keeping that cocaine.


Payday 2 is getting a brand new heist, but you won't be stealing money or jewellery. No, this isn't your typical heist. Instead, you'll be stealing goats that have smuggled cocaine within their bodies. Thankfully, it's not your job to get it out of there.

The Goat Simulator Heist DLC was announced today by way of trailer, in which the Payday gang are having a difficult time catching the cocaine-smuggling goats. The DLC's webpage gives a little backstory as to why these goats are causing so much chaos for the thieves.

"When the Payday gang were ordered by Vlad to intercept a truck carrying cocaine, they expected to act as clean-up and collect the goods. Easy peasy. Or at least that's what they thought. But as they arrive on the scene and see the crashed truck, there is no cocaine packages in sight... only goats... and chaos..."

Players will have to deliver the goats to Vlad's driver Boris, who has the unfortunately lucky job of extracting the cocaine. Players will then have to wait for Vlad's brother-in-law, the "drunken pilot," to pick them up.

The DLC includes the two-day Goat Simulator heist, one shotgun, four melee weapons, four masks, four patterns, four materials, and five achievements. It arrives in the middle of a 25% experience boost for all players, which starts January 12 and goes until January 20.

The Goat Simulator Heist DLC will be available for PC on January 14.

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Used to love this game. Just what the hell.

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Ok the picture looks like some weird animal erotica happening, and with coke involed i dont wanna know

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I guess this game can't become worse now. I liked this game when it released. Then they added shit like money-slap weapon, rpgs, flamethrowers and other trash. But it still holds idea of robbing.. fans' wallets

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Dallas looks annoyed

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Just when the PD2 collabs couldn't get worse... they somehow do. So glad that I uninstalled this game.

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@crouton: Uninstalled as well, game is trash now.

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Wait... it's not the 1st of April already, is it?

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Yup, happy I jumped ship when I did.

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@skyline5gtr: Same here

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They are just running out of ideas...

Avatar image for 88mikelll

Let me guess....only 6.99$ which includes a goat kicking melee weapon.

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@walidras: Like the toast game? Yeah, it seems the internet doesn't know when to let a joke go most of the time.

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This is what happens when you try to be too quirky.

Avatar image for noobtastic37615

Oh wow.. Payday 2 getting more DLC, that's sooooooooo newsworthy..

(at least it's actually news relating to games.. I guess..)

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How appropriate now that the game is a joke they make a joke DLC. Oh and it's $6.99 by the way, so much for the safe drill microtransactions supporting further development.

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Not to be forgotten.

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This seems silly, and after the last MT episode im losing interest in payday, they need to come up with something new adding MT's and silly DLC to an outdated game isnt going to work, or hell it might, i dont think so though