Limerick Roundup

As promised, here are some of the best limericks, and epic limericks, from our Twitch contest. Read them. Enjoy them. We did.

There once was a fellow named BondOf women he was very fondHe had a gunWith which he had fun shooting a guy on the john-JK5748

There once was a fighter named Cloudwho began to be awfully proud;He defeated the baddies,then smooched all the saddiesuntil Tifa mentioned his hairdo was dowd......y.-Sharon Turner

An Ode to Cloud:...ahem.There was a young man named Cloud Strife,Who defended the world with his life,But his sword was so heavy,'Twas the size of a Chevy,He thought, "Why can't I just have a knife?"-Seth Peterson

Mega plus Man equals,A game with too many sequels.When Dr. Wily gets away,The Blue Bomber comes out to play,But he should always remain in 2-D!-Ryan Barrett

Gran Turismo looks so damn intenseThe race tracks are compellingthe cars zip awaytoo bad I can't play'CAUSE I CAN'T EVEN GET MY LICENSE!!! AAARGH!!!-Solrac1

There once was a game called MKI used to play all dayI always used Sub ZeroFor he was my heroBut quarters he never did pay!!-Torrey Spears

There once was a boy named Luigi, who used to clean windows via Squeegee,it became a big bummer,so he changed to a plumber,and he moved to the top of Mount Fiji.-Grimlock

Final Fantasy Seven's my gamePlayStation is the one to blameI'm a guy named CloudWho fights kinda loudWould you believe that I'm really a dame?-Kelli McLean

We all ask the question, "What's a PSX fo'?"Then came the answer: Gran Turismo.With its sleek cars,awarded five stars,and all the N64 owners shout "DOH!"-James Km

The Ford Escort burns 'round the trackWhen driving, don't ever look backCoz then you won't seethe corner that be,And go flying right off the track!!

And let's just say you cruisin' the track because your leading, no-ones following your backand then all of a sudden "hard right"the turn is made the hand brake used just a slightAnd the apex puts you on track.

But the handling in this game Can be quite insaneWhen the wall gets to close to the carand the touch is made you lose it by farand end up throwing this PlayStation game

out the window it goes and crashes to the floorVRally had become no-moreAll I did was brush the wall I'm sure it would have done nothing at allVRally 2 should be something morenot just a game that kept you from the wall.-Peter de Gennaro

There once was a game, I'll not deny.That at first, it's seemed candy for eye.Then I grabbed the joystick,And now I can't kick,My addiction to the game, GoldenEye.

It's been a whole year since the day.That day, in which I'd first play.That game that's so good,I knew that I would,Never let anybody else play.

Later, a friend entered my abode.So, together, we tried Multiplayer Mode.We played "Licensed to Kill,"And uninterrupted was the thrill,Because unlike PlayStation, it didn't load.

It seem to have no harmful infliction.But more affective than any drug for addiction.Playing it I could seize,For that wouldn't please,The game's desire for my total attention.

I beat every level, and I got every cheat.But somehow, that couldn't get me out of my seat.So my hands are all bruised,From how often I used,My controller, for all objective to meet.-Eduardo Pazos