Kid wees on a Wii

A four-year-old from Fleetwood, Lancashire, has peed on his older brother's console in what may be the ultimate bad Wii joke. Tot Ellis Emsley was apparently upset as his brother played with his new Christmas gift and ignored him, reports Metro.

The father of the boys, Darren Emsley, had coughed up £250 for the console for six-year-old Danny's Christmas present. However, his little brother wasn't as overjoyed at the addition to the household, and became jealous of the console.

The boy's mother, Kerry, explained, "It seems Ellis got fed up with Danny being obsessed with the Wii and refusing to play with him. He was told it was his turn on the Wii next, but he took it a bit too literally and used his secret weapon to sabotage the machine."

The Wii is now, unsurprisingly, not working. Meanwhile, Darren is weighing up the chances of the 'little accident' being covered by their home contents insurance. He mused, "It must surely be counted as a leak."