KFC Is Making A Colonel Sanders Dating Sim Game

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Now Playing: KFC Dating Sim Lets You Date Colonel Sanders - GS News Update

If you thought the announcement of Deadly Premonition 2: A Blessing in Disguise was going to be the most surprising game reveal this year, think again. Unless this is a very early April Fools joke, KFC (yes, that KFC, the fast-food chicken chain) is publishing a dating sim called I Love You, Colonel Sanders! A Finger Lickin' Good Dating Simulator. What even is 2019 anymore?

"From the same people who brought you the bucket of chicken, comes the world’s first Colonel Sanders dating simulator," the game's bizarre product description says on Steam. You play as a promising culinary student as you try to date your classmate, Colonel Sanders. Will the Kentucky fried chicken mogul choose you to be his business partner? Or maybe something much more intimate? "Throughout your journey, you'll be faced with life-changing decisions that will affect your chances of friendship and love. But be careful! Your choices have real consequences with real animated characters' feelings at stake."

I Love You, Colonel Sanders! A Finger Lickin' Good Dating Simulator promises to feature nine lovable characters, a secret ending, secret recipes, cooking battles, battle battles, 11 herbs and spices, a dateable Colonel Sanders, and much more. If the writing in-game is as humorous as it is in this product description then the whole thing should be genuinely funny. The art style in the trailer is actually kind of amazing, too. And there's a dog.

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I Love You, Colonel Sanders! A Finger Lickin' Good Dating Simulator doesn't have a release date yet, but KFC (how is this real?) says it's coming soon.

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well...I'm a loss at word for this.....

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Well, now I'm hungry.

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SOrry KFC, apparently only really good Spicy Chickhen Sandwitches will get people to flock to your chains.

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NANI?!

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Soooo, when are we gonna have Wendy's herself a dating sim game? I wanna date Wendy!!!

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@davillain-: I dunno, Dave might have something to say about that!

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But I don't want to know if you're a thigh guy or a bre.... *phew* almost had to mod myself there...

NO GOOD CAN COME FROM THIS!!!

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@zyxe: legs

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i, must, buy, this

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Well that's enough internet for today. Good bye!

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@crimsonbrute: This is why it sucks being a moderator, dude. We can't look away.......

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Character creation: Your choice of dark or white meat.

Adult content: Chicken strip dances, gratuitous chicken breasts and thighs close up shots.

Steamy minigame: How fast can you lick the fingers?

Finger Licking ratings: Missed, Too Fast, Too Slow, Good, Perfect.

"100x Finger Licking Good combos!"

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Guaranteed to contain chicken strippers and breasts.

Sorry, I'll leave now.....

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I only date at Chick-Fil-A.

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We've reached the zenith of humanity.

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No one asked for it, but everyone needed it.

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If you try to romance the Colonel, you eventually find his only love is chicken.

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2.0 Cups White Flour

.66667 Ts Salt

.5 T Thyme

.5 Ts Basil

.3333334 Ts Oregano

1.0 Ts Celery Salt

1.0 Ts Black Pepper

1.0 Ts Dried Mustard

4.0 Ts Paprika

2.0 Ts Garlic salt

1.0 Ts Ground Ginger

3.0 Ts White Pepper.

This recipe will get you any ladies, fellas.

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We all know that all the women in this sim are after the Colonel to get his secret blend of 11 herbs and spices. They can say there are other reasons but… we all know.

😉

-FINGER LICKING NINJA APPROVED-

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Followed by KFC DLC?

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@Renunciation: OMG!

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@mogan: BBQ?

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This should be quality meme fodder

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Whoever came up with this marketing gimmick, genius.

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@uninspiredcup: I agree