Grand Theft Auto 5 Online Really Wants You To Drive A Weeny Issi This Week

For the next week, Grand Theft Auto V Online is all about the Weeny Issi. Rockstar has declared this Weeny Issi Week, and they clearly want to get as many players into these diminutive cars as possible. You'll unlock bonuses by racing in the Weeny Issi, and there's apparel to be earned and variants to buy and win. Here's everything in the latest update.

This week, Issi Classic Races will give triple rewards to all entrants, so you'll want to make sure you know how to handle one of these things. Every player who jumps in this week will also be given a free Weeny tee, so if you really love this in-game brand you can now signpost your allegiance.

If you don't have your own Issi, every model of the car is on sale at 50% off. You can also win a Weeny Issi Classic at The Lucky Wheel in the Diamond Casino and Resort right now.

If you really don't want to get behind the wheel of one of these things, though, there are other rewards to seek in-game this week. Madrazo Dispatch missions are currently offering double GTA$ and XP rewards as are Lamar's Lowrider missions. Aside from the Weeny Issi, here are the other cars on sale, and how big their discount is:

• Imponte Deluxo (40%)
• Truffade Nero (40%)
• Vysser Neo (40%)
• Declasse Mamba (40%)
• Progen PR4 (30%)
• HVY Brickade (30%)

This is also your final chance to claim the free GTA$500,000 available to anyone who logs in during May--get in as soon as you can--if you recently picked up GTA V for free from Epic, this will give you a good boost.

In other GTA news, we have reason to believe that GTA 6 is still a long way away.