Deadly Premonition Creator's Cat Bit Him, It Didn't Hurt
Hidetaka Suehiro provides important update on his life.
Hidetaka Suehiro, better known as Swery65, the designer of Deadly Premonition, D4: Dark Dreams Don't Die, and of course, Tomba 2! The Evil Swine Return, has revealed his cat bit him, but it did not cause him any pain.
According to Swery the female kitty, named H. R. Giger, presumably after Hans Rudolf Giger, the award winning designer of the Xenomorphs from the Alien movie series, is 19 years old and doesn't have "any tooth."
As of yet it is unclear whether H. R. Giger (the cat not the man) is simply lacking canines, or is completely without teeth. We have contacted Suehiro for clarification.
My cat AKA H. R. giger bit me today. But no pain. Because she doesn't have any tooth. She is 19 years old.— SWERY (@Swery65) December 1, 2015
It would not come as a surprise if Giger (the cat not the man) had no teeth since, according to CalculatorCat.com--a website that allows you to convert cat years into human years--Suehiro's feline companion is the equivalent of 93 human years old, which is hella old.
Suherio is a big cat lover, and many of his Instagram posts include pictures of cats, or messages about longing to find cats on his travels. We understand, Swery-san, we understand.
Before you complain that this isn't relevant I'd like to say 1) Yes it is 2) Don't be the fun police 3) Swery65 is cool 4) Cats are adorable.
Are you some sort of heartless cat hater? If so, what are you even doing on the Internet don't you know the Internet is pro-Cat? Why don't you go to the library and look at some microfiche or something.
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