Console Haiku

So many good haiku, so little time. In addition to the four haiku that ran in yesterday's Twitch, here are a few of our favorites - culled from the astronomical number of poems sent in by Twitch readers. Enjoy.

Metal Gear Solid,Looks like one heck of a game,Help me stop drooling.-James Kim

Metal Gear, come home.Follow our drool to our home.No food. Wait for game.-WillCola

It's now 4 AM,I still can't find Sephiroth,I'll switch to decaf-Seth Peterson

PaRappa can rap,But dance, no can do, mister,And his beanie rocks.-Strife 109

All I want to doIs play Zelda 64.Why was it delayed?-Ryan Barrett

I've waited too long.Dreams about Zelda plague me.I must keep my cool.-Ryan Barrett

Brood in your nightmares,Zombies and G-Virus,Please be just a game!-Vega X

Exhaust fumes choke meRubber burns, foes cut me offGran Turismo love-Ken Miller

Wargames defcon 1You can't handle this war sonthe real men only!-Matt Thompson

Hands won't stop shakingAs I try to aim my gunCurse you, Rumble Pak!-Adam R. Richter

Lara is the queenShe climbs mountains, goes down peaksYodelayheehoo.-Mark Neaves

Enter the War ZoneWhere extreme pain you will find,One stomp at a time.-azalin

Cloud... spikey-haired freak, too much mousse is not too good, try hairspray sometime.-Bogillks

Goldeneye SurpriseI run down the halland suddenly realize whereThat proxy mine went...-Dallas Gow

Perils of the Remote MineSome mines on the wallAs I'm setting a trap -- BOOM!Oopsie...wrong button.-Dallas Gow

The NESGrey box filled with funI spent years honing my skillsAnd then I failed math-Harry and Peter Crowell

Nintendo 64When will Zelda be releasedNot in our lifetime.- James Cochran

Dawn will break, dusk fallMy consoles sit side by sideold and new alike- James Cunningham

Goldeneye is cool'cause you outsmart all the foolsWith Q's high-tech tools.-Jordan Ehrlich

Men in Black is dumbIt makes Pong look fantasticI want a refund.-John McKay

It's me, MarioI like ah ravioliOh, Mamma-mia!-John McKay