Kingdom of Loathing Cheats For Online/Browser

1. Easter Egg Balloon

   In the Lair of the Naughty Sorceress, there is a door with a shifting lock. Normally you put in a key to go through. If you have a balloon monkey in your inventory (inventory - NOT your terrarium) though, that will be an option along with the keys. Use the Balloon Monkey at the door to get the Easter Egg Balloon (only one balloon per playthrough). The Easter Egg Balloon give +5 to all stats.

   Contributed by: jdlloyd 

2. No name trick

   If you leave the name blank on the Familiar rename screen, it will automatically name it No Name McGee.

   Contributed by: MarioBros91 

3. Wilson

   If you name your Blood-Faced Volleyball Wilson or WiIson, the game automatically changes it.

   Contributed by: NotaFFFanatic 

4. Trophies

   Unlockable	Unlockable
   Visit the pretentious artist with the Roy Orbinson Disguise equipped
   get familiar total weight 100	100 pound load
   get familiar total weight 300	300 pound load
   Multiuse 99 red balloons all at the same time	99 Red Balloons
   Have 11 Fullness, Drunkeness, and Spleen at once.	All Things In Moderation
   Have 10 Different 90-100% Favourite Familiars In Your Ascension History	Amateur Tour Guide
   Discover 50 meatsmithing recipes	Apprentice Meatsmacker
   Defeat 240 black puddings	Awwww, Yeah
   Discover 150 food recipes	BAM!
   Eat 60 White Citadel burgers, 10 White Citadel Fries, and drink 4 Cherry and Diet Cloaca Colas	Best Meal of My Life
   take 1000 shore trips	big boat
   Beat boss bat, goblin king, and bonerdagon at level 11 canadia setting	Big Boss
   get familiar total weight 500	black hole terrarium
   eat 420 herb brownies	bouquet of Hippies
   Get the trophy in the Strange Leaflet quest	Brass Bowling Trophy Trophy
   run away from 100 battles	Brave Sir Robin
   use 100 chaos butterflies	Bringer of Storms
   Discover 100 booze recipes	Cantina Commander
   find 10 clockwork keys in one ascension	clockwork trophy
   Have Coldform And At Least 100 Bonus Cold Damage/Spell Damage	Cool Customer
   use 50 scrolls of ancient forbidden unspeakable evil	Crossroads
   Get toast from a PVP fight	Der Toastieb
   Multi-use 29 palm-frond fans from your inventory.	Desert Wind
   Have 13 spooky pirate skeletons in your closet	Dirty Laundry
   Drink 5 tomato daiquiris	Disgusting Cocktail
   Have Spookyform And At Least 100 Bonus Spooky Damage/Spell Damage	Dreadul, Just Dreadful
   Achieve level 30 as a Disco Bandit	Duke of Disco
   discard 1 pretty flower	Easy come, Easy go
   make all 6 Spookyraven Manor skills permanent	Eerily Skilled
   Acquire the effect 'A Little Bit Evil' 13 times	Evil's Okay In My Book
   Kill all Dungeons of Doom monsters 120 times	Extinctionist
   eat 50 lucky surprise eggs	failure to communicate
   Acquire the Missing Fingers effect by using a Knob Goblin firecracker on July 4th	Festive Dismemberment
   Defeat 10 Reindeer in the Crimbo Town Factory	Friend of Elves
   Summon any combination of 30 demons in the Summoning Chamber	Friend of the Devils
   Obtain 10 clockwork keys from the Thugnderdome	Gadget Inspector
   Get 30 sex changes in the Sleazy Back Alley	Gender Bender
   Accumulate 1,000,000 meat in Hardcore	Golden Meat Stack
   Discover 50 food recipes	Golden Spatula
   spend 100 turns protesting yeti slaughter	golden yeti
   get all gourd potions in one hardcore ascension	Gourdcore
   Discover 50 booze recipes	Honky Tonk Hero
   Have Hotform And At Least 100 Bonus Hot Damage/Spell Damage	Hothouse Hero
   Kill 5 wumpii in a row without dying (This is a state based trophy. You must buy the trophy while the condition is still true.)	Hunter in Darkness
   Drink 30 white canadians	I Heart Canadia
   Use 11 handfuls of confetti at once	I Love a Parade
   get all gnome skills permanently	Jack of Several Trade
   Discover 100 meatsmithing recipes	Journey Meatsmacker
   visit the Bugbear Pens in a bugbear outfit after freeing them from the Spooky Gravy Fairies and get the One Day in the Life adventure	Let my bugbears go
   take 100 shore trips	little boat
   Get 1000 drunkeness	Little Chickadee
   Use a big bumboozer marble, with a full set of marbles in your inventory, and choose to sell them to The Collector	Losing Your Marbles
   Achieve level 30 as an Accordion Thief	Maestro of Mariachi
   Have Stenchorm And At Least 100 Bonus Stench Damage/Spell Damage	Malodorous
   Discover 150 meatsmithing recipes	Master Meatsmacker
   Discover 69 meatpasting recipes	Master Paster
   Discover 100 food recipes	Melon Baller, Shot Caller
   Have 11 drunkenness, fullness, and spleen	Moderation in all Things
   Get a pagoda	Palindrophy
   Obtained by taking off your pants, in game, at the crossover from 2005-2006	Pantsless!
   Drink 80 around the worlds	Phileas Foggy
   Eat 5 spaghetti with skullheads	Platinum Skull
   Achieve level 30 as a Pastamancer	Potentate of Pasta
   Discover 30 jewelrycrafting recipes	Preciousss
   Have 30 Different 90-100% Favourite Familiars In Your Ascension History	Professional Tour Guide
   Defeat 100 Reindeer in the Crimbo Town Factory	Reindeer Hunter
   Achieve level 30 as a Sauceror	Sauciest Saucier
   Achieve level 30 as a Seal Clubber	Scourge of Seals
   spend 10 turns protesting yeti slaughter	silver yeti
   Discard and slip on 3 separate banana peels	Slapstick Trophy
   Ascend with a 20 pound Stab Bat	Slice and Dice
   Discover 20 booze recipes	Speakeasy Savant
   Use the Manual of Labor/Transmission/Dexterity 30 times	The Butler Did It
   Eat 11 ghuol guolashes	The Ghuol Cup
   Defeat a Trophyfish in in The Brinier Deepers after asking Grandpa about "trophyfish"	The One That Didn't Get Away
   Adventure for 100 adventures in The Haunted Bathroom with the gnollish autoplunger equipped.	The Right Tool For The Job
   Donate 1,000,000 meat to each of the three statues in The Hall of the Legends of the Times of Old	The Three Amigos
   Be around when ascension started	This Lousy Trophy
   consume a three-tiered wedding cake	three-tiered trophy
   have all 32 tiny plastic items in you display case	tiny plastic trophy
   permanently get the original skills you start with.	trivially skilled
   Display All 64 Tiny Plastic Series 2 Figurines In Your Display Case	Two-Tiered Tiny Plastic Trophy
   Achieve level 30 as a Turtle Tamer	Tzar of Turtles
   Eat 5 white chocolate and tomato pizzas	Weeping Pizza
   Have Sleazeform And At Least 100 Bonus Sleazy Damage/Spell Damage	Wink Wink Nudge Nudge
   Type "Laura Palmer" into the notes section of the quest log	Your Log Saw Something That Night

   Contributed by: jungledragon, Nanis804, AjaxTheGreater, Arkturus, Saprol, electrosho, Supernova_163, WidiWidiCastle, prsonerofsocity, lazysloth, snomans, OmniTheBH 

5. Unoriginality

   If you name your Exotic Parrot familiar "Polly," the game will automatically rename it "Unoriginality."

   Contributed by: Vkkhamul 

6. Tatter

   If you name your Ragamuffin Imp familiar Tatter, the game will automatically change it to Spoiler.

   Contributed by: Vkkhamul 

7. Unlockables

   The following can only be acquired after you acquire the three items that the Pretentious Artist has lost.

   Unlockable	Unlockable
   Visit the pretentious artist with the Terrycloth Tackle equipped	'42' tattoo
   Complete a softore ascension as a Accordion Thief	Accordion Tattoo
   Visit the Pretentious Artist with the Knob Goblin Elite Guard Uniform equipped	Axe Tattoo
   Visit the Pretentious Artist with the Frat Boy Ensemble equipped	Beer Tattoo
   Complete one hardcore ascension	Black 'I' Tattoo
   Complete two hardcore ascensions	Black 'II' Tattoo
   Complete three hardcore ascensions	Black 'III' Tattoo
   Complete four hardcore ascensions	Black 'IV' Tattoo
   Complete nine hardcore ascensions	Black 'IX' Tattoo
   Complete five hardcore ascensions	Black 'V' Tattoo
   Complete six hardcore ascensions	Black 'VI' Tattoo
   Complete seven hardcore ascensions	Black 'VII' Tattoo
   Complete eight hardcore ascensions	Black 'VIII' Tattoo
   Complete ten hardcore ascensions	Black 'X' Tattoo
   Complete eleven hardcore ascensions	Black 'XI' Tattoo
   Complete twelve hardcore ascensions	Black 'XI+' Tattoo
   Visit the Pretentious Artist with the Black Armaments equipped	Black Helmet Tattoo
   Visit the Pretentious Artist with the Frat Warrior Fatigues equipped	Broken Bottle Tattoo
   Visit the Pretentious Artist with the Bugbear Costume equipped	Bugbear Tattoo
   Visit the Pretentious Artist with the Pyretic Panhandler Paraphernalia equipped	Burning Tire Tattoo
   Visit the Pretentious Artist with the Cloaca-Cola Uniform equipped	Cloaca-Cola Tattoo
   Visit the Pretentious Artist with the Time Trappings equipped	Clock Tattoo
   Visit the Pretentious Artist with the Clockwork Apparatus equipped	Clockwork Tattoo
   Visit the Pretentious Artist with the Terrifying Clown Suit equipped	Clown Tattoo
   Visit the Pretentious Artist with the Tropical Crimbo Duds equipped	Crimbo Pineapple Tattoo
   Complete a softore ascension as a Disco Bandit	Disco Ball Tattoo
   Visit the pretentious artist with the Tapered Threads equipped	Duct tape tattoo
   Visit the Pretentious Artist with the Dyspepsi-Cola Uniform equipped	Dyspepsi Tattoo
   Visit the Pretentious Artist with the Grass Guise equipped.	Egg Tattoo
   Visit the Pretentious Artist with the El Vibrato Relics equipped	El Vibrato Tattoo
   Visit the Pretentious Artist with the Yendorian Finery equipped	Elbereth Tattoo
   Visit the Pretentious Artist with the Terrycloth Tackle equipped	Fourty Two Tattoo
   Visit the Pretentious Artist with the Gnauga Tattoo equipped	Gnauga Tattoo
   Visit the Pretentious Artist with the Tawdry Tramp Togs equipped	Greasy Bacon Tattoo
   Visit the Pretentious Artist with the Knob Goblin Harem Girl Disguise equipped	Heart Tattoo
   Visit the Pretentious Artist with the Antique Arms And Armor equipped	Helmet Tattoo
   Visit the Pretentious Artist with the Hodgman's Regal Frippery equipped	Hobo Glyph Tattoo
   Visit the Pretentious Artist with the Encephalic Ensemble equipped	Jellyfish Tattoo
   Visit the Pretentious Artist with the Bow Tux equipped	Light Tattoo
   Complete a softore ascension as a Seal Clubber	Log Tattoo
   Visit the Pretentious Artist with the Furry Suit equipped	Loser Tattoo
   Visit the Pretentious Artist with the OK Lumberjack Outfit equipped	Maple Leaf Tattoo
   Acquired randomly when drinking Martinis	Martini Tattoo
   Visit the pretentious artist with the Bounty-hunting Rig equipped	Meat stack tattoo
   Visit the Pretentious Artist with the Hot And Cold Ninja Running Suit equipped	Ninja Tattoo
   Complete a hardcore teetotaler ascension	No Beer Tattoo
   Complete a hardcore boozetafarian ascension	No Pasta Tattoo
   Find The Pretentious Artists 3 Items	Palette Tattoo
   Visit the pretentious artist with the Palmist Paraphernalia equipped	Palm Leaves Tattoo
   Complete a softore ascension as a Pastamancer	Pasta Spoon Tattoo
   Visit the Pretentious Artist with the Filthy Hippy Disguise equipped	Peace Tattoo
   Visit the Pretentious Artist with the Mining Gear equipped	Pickaxe And Shovel Tattoo
   Visit the Pretentious Artist with the Vile Vagrant Vestments equipped	Pile of Garbage Tattoo
   Visit the Pretentious Artist with the Swashbuckling Getup equipped	Pirate Tattoo
   Visit the Pretentious Artist with the 8-Bit Finery equipped	Pixel Tattoo
   Visit the Pretentious Artist with the Crimbo Duds equipped	Present Tattoo
   Visit the Pretentious Artist with the Radio Free Regalia equipped	Radio Tattoo
   Visit the Pretentious Artist with the Glad Bag Glad Rags outfit equipped	Recycling Tattoo
   A one in four chance of acquiring this tattoo every time you eat a delicious salad	Salad Tattoo
   Complete a softore ascension as a Sauceror	Saucepan Tattoo
   Complete a hardcore oxygenaerian ascension	Scientific Oxygen Diagram Tattoo
   Visit the Pretentious Artist with the Hyperborean Hobo Habiliments equipped	Snowballs Tattoo
   Visit the Pretentious Artist with the eXtreme Cold-Weather Gear equipped	Snowflake Tattoo
   Complete a hardcore ascension as an Accordion Thief	Sparkling Accordion Tattoo
   Complete a hardcore ascension as a Disco Bandit	Sparkling Disco Ball Tattoo
   Complete a hardcore ascension as a Seal Clubber	Sparkling Log Tattoo
   Complete a hardcore ascension as a Pastamancer	Sparkling Pasta Spoon Tattoo
   Complete a hardcore ascension as a Sauceror	Sparkling Saucepan Tattoo
   Complete a hardcore ascension as a Turtle Tamer	Sparkling Turtle Tattoo
   Visit the Pretentious Artist with the Star Garb equipped	Star Tattoo
   Complete a hardcore oxygenarian ascension as an Accordion Thief	Super Sparkling Accordion Tattoo
   Complete a hardcore oxygenarian ascension as a Disco Bandit	Super Sparkling Disco Ball Tattoo
   Complete a hardcore oxygenarian ascension as a Seal Clubber	Super Sparkling Log Tattoo
   Complete a hardcore oxygenarian ascension as a Pastamancer	Super Sparkling Pasta Spoon Tattoo
   Complete a hardcore oxygenarian ascension as a Sauceror	Super Sparkling Saucepan Tattoo
   Complete a hardcore oxygenarian ascension as a Turtle Tamer	Super Sparkling Turtle Tattoo
   Complete a softore ascension as a Turtle Tamer	Turtle Tattoo
   Visit the Pretentious Artist with the War Hipppy Fatigues equipped	WAR Tattoo
   Complete one softcore ascension	White 'I' Tattoo
   Complete two softcore ascension	White 'II' Tattoo
   Complete three softcore ascension	White 'III' Tattoo
   Complete four softcore ascension	White 'IV' Tattoo
   Complete nine softcore ascension	White 'IX' Tattoo
   Complete five softcore ascension	White 'V' Tattoo
   Complete six softcore ascension	White 'VI' Tattoo
   Complete seven softcore ascension	White 'VII' Tattoo
   Complete eight softcore ascension	White 'VIII' Tattoo
   Complete ten softcore ascension	White 'X' Tattoo
   Complete eleven softcore ascension	White 'XI' Tattoo
   Complete twelve softcore ascension	White 'XI+' Tattoo
   Visit the Pretentious Artist with the Arboreal Raiment equipped	Wreath Tatoo

   Contributed by: what_ive_done, Arkturus, Blue Thunder Kuno, electrosho, Nanis804, bigshotdonkey, Wier54, AznCuBoi27 

8. Boss Items

   You recieve the following items by beating the boss with The Super-Secret Canadian Mind-Control Device (MCD) set to the right setting.

   Unlockable	Unlockable
   Beat Baron Von Ratsworth with the MCD set to 2.	Baron Von Ratsworth's money clip
   Beat Baron Von Ratsworth with the MCD set to 9.	Baron Von Ratsworth's tophat
   Beat the Boss Bat with the MCD set to 8.	Boss Bat bling
   Beat the Boss Bat with the MCD set to 4.	Boss Bat britches
   Beat The Knob Goblin King with the MCD set to 7.	Cape of the Goblin King
   Beat The Knob Goblin King with the MCD set to 3.	Glass Balls of the Goblin King
   Beat The Bonerdagon with the MCD set to 5.	Rib of the Bonerdagon
   Beat The Bonerdagon with the MCD set to 10.	Vertebra of the Bonerdagon

   Contributed by: greqrg 

9. Strange Leaflet Codes

   These codes can be entered in the strange leaflet. The code that works for you depends on the item located on the mantelpiece in the house, which differs in each playthrough.

   Effect	Effect
   plover (If the item is a 'Carved Driftwood Bird')	Meat+Stats
   plugh (If the item is a 'Ceramic Model Of A Small Brick Building'	Meat+Stats
   xyzzy (If the item is a 'Ceramic Model Of A Small White House'	Meat+Stats
   yoho (If the item is a 'Bottle With A Ship In It'	Meat+Stats

   Contributed by: Arkturus 

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