User Rating: 10 | Age of Mythology: The Titans PC
Dear Gamespot.com readers,

"What does '17' mean?" I hear you ask. Well it obviously means the game is very, very sexy in a way that makes all other games cry about not getting a date - because Age of Mythology: The Titans is doing them [all the female games].

No other game [worth mentioning] has big sexy exGod men-beasts known as 'Titans,' and for that very reason this game should be bought twice; one copy for playing, and one copy for mounting on your wall in place of your prize fish, animal head(s), or your silly celebrity posters.

Throw things at me!