I think I'm gonna shoot myself.

User Rating: 1.5 | Zapper XBOX
Dang, the videogame industry really hates kids, because I would never buy my kid such a terribly boring, cheesy, and bloody game. In Zapper, you play as (drum roll please) Zapper-a cricket with a bad attitude. For the games story, your little brother is kid-napped (or bug-napped) by some child-predator, and you need to get him back. But the only real reason Zapper tries to get his brother back is because Zapper's TV bunny ears broke, and his brother is the only one who has an extra pair. Yep, he's basically going on a quest to repair his TV. You play the game by hopping around on assorted grid-style levels where you try to get to the end of each one. What I really hate about this game is how desperate they try to act to make Zapper look so bad-donkey, mature, and evil in a kids game. Besides, why else would you call him one wicked cricket? When you use your electrical antennas to kill enemies, a big puddle of blood appears under their corpses (seriously). And there these enemies that can chop you in half, and when they do, you can see all of Zapper's guts. Zapper also thinks he's bad because he uses naughty words like "crud" and "darnit." Since kids like "bad-donkey, mature, evil" games, loser developers crank out games like these to satisfy these kids with terrible interactive game tapes like these. Better stick to Manhunt I guess...