Onechanbara: Bikini Samurai Squad Video Review

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  • Posted Feb 13, 2009

Bikini-clad samurai slice up zombies in this video review for Onechanbara.

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228 Comments

  • holypro

    Posted Nov 5, 2009 5:41 am PT

    this game did come out on the ps2 in 2003 in japan and was ported to the xbox360 in 2006 in japan it is a very bad game now but it was a little under mediocre game back in the day

  • shanaman23

    Posted Oct 30, 2009 1:43 pm PT

    this game looks sucky except for you know what

  • shanaman23

    Posted Oct 30, 2009 1:39 pm PT

    this game looks sucky

  • ShootumUP26

    Posted Aug 8, 2009 6:56 pm PT

    hahahaahah what a great way top sell a game half naked chicks

  • IceBlade18

    Posted Jul 14, 2009 6:09 pm PT

    It is lame i rather sit in the Congress peace im out the game sucks

  • Decrate

    Posted Jun 26, 2009 3:02 am PT

    rofl

  • kurohubby

    Posted Jun 10, 2009 1:28 pm PT

    this game is like dynasty warriors which always gets bad reviews. and any game with nalf naked girls always gets bad reviews (of course most of them are bad) so of course this gets a bad review especially by the guy that knows all the "other options"

  • montblanc512

    Posted Jun 3, 2009 11:37 am PT

    Is it possible this was originally a Niche game, sort of like how the movie Zombie Strippers despite being laughably stupid in the eyes of any any sensible movie goer still made it (and may still be) available on-demand. There seems to be a horror/smut genre all its own that attract a very strange demographic.

  • sheepradish

    Posted May 4, 2009 5:53 am PT

    lol

  • tmaclabi

    Posted Apr 27, 2009 8:17 pm PT

    Nice Review Kevin!

  • Ikouze

    Posted Apr 25, 2009 5:08 pm PT

    Ugh...I don't see why Japanese like this game. It's really horrible.

  • xL33TxTALENTx

    Posted Apr 25, 2009 2:47 pm PT

    this game could have been sweet with some more development

  • bencarps41192

    Posted Apr 12, 2009 8:14 am PT

    hahaha "if you want images of sexy women the internet gives you alot of options" nicely put. The game looks like a disaster anyone who buys it probably just wants to see the chicks but i mean comon like the guy said there are many options and they are free.

  • punisher70

    Posted Apr 11, 2009 4:53 pm PT

    looks like a rush job to make a quick buck

  • Media_Mind

    Posted Apr 3, 2009 10:23 am PT

    Sounds like an obvious DO NOT BUY.

  • jaik0wn

    Posted Apr 2, 2009 9:43 am PT

    i like the sexy manga characters (so pathetic) it sucks

  • PSGamerforlife

    Posted Mar 20, 2009 6:18 am PT

    Ahaha "if you want sexy women....the internet gives you PLENTY OF OPTIONS!"..lol.

  • Kingnetherdrake

    Posted Mar 18, 2009 6:29 am PT

    Lol, last 10 seconds of the review are the best, not cuz the review sucks, but that's just a horrible game to look at.

  • grifter_tm

    Posted Mar 17, 2009 8:38 am PT

    "Onechanbara: Bikini Samurai Squad". How in God's name could anyone get the concept wrong? The dev's got too lazy on this one.

  • DjTIEST0

    Posted Mar 13, 2009 9:07 pm PT

    i agree with this dude he say something right at the end of the video

  • kaim_i

    Posted Mar 12, 2009 5:19 pm PT

    the video got some interlace problems

  • NicotineKid

    Posted Mar 9, 2009 6:28 am PT

    Sometimes I wonder what devs are thinking...

  • kasmi

    Posted Mar 7, 2009 8:50 am PT

    well...so far i don't understand the main story plot(i didn't manage to get the ps2 ones sorry)..but for me, this game's ok since i manage to finish xblades which is much shorter than this..choosing between xblades and this...i'll get this instead..doesn't care about the maturity this had..hey both xblades and onechanbara has the same character outfit style..

  • Dark_sageX

    Posted Mar 7, 2009 4:49 am PT

    @gunman880: You are tottaly in the right place to give that statment! tottaly! I can see how FF7 is related to this game because....um..er..they..are...both videogames! yep they are both videogames and thats relative enough!

  • Thorpe89 Site moderator

    Posted Mar 5, 2009 8:15 pm PT

    This game is full of fail I take it.

  • maj_mcnasir_hos

    Posted Mar 5, 2009 9:47 am PT

    I'm with gorgonzila. Why do game developers even bother making something so painfully stupid?

  • Yorro

    Posted Mar 5, 2009 5:05 am PT

    The games quality is as comparable as his enthusiastic face in this review.

  • Liquify

    Posted Mar 4, 2009 10:26 pm PT

    This is the most WINNER game since Big Rigs. Seriously.

  • gorgonzila

    Posted Mar 4, 2009 8:22 pm PT

    how can games like this even cost enything or even be realeased

  • Jehuty-88

    Posted Mar 4, 2009 6:19 pm PT

    @gunman880 your stepping on a fine line there, ill get address and come and pay u a vistit lol

  • abigor_abyss

    Posted Mar 3, 2009 11:29 am PT

    basura de juego!

  • badman11226

    Posted Mar 2, 2009 3:42 pm PT

    Bikini Samurai Squad + hand lotion= Winner.

    The only problem you might have is losing alot of gripe with your controllers.

  • gunman880

    Posted Mar 1, 2009 6:33 pm PT

    this game is freaking awesome!! sexy babes idc if this game sucks ass it beats FF7 any day(LOZ:OoT FTW screw FF7)

  • Shadowflame291

    Posted Mar 1, 2009 8:53 am PT

    Anyone remember Gamespot's "Don't Play This Game" reviews?

    They should've done one for this game.

  • DeanoFantasy

    Posted Mar 1, 2009 6:09 am PT

    I laughed as soon as he said.. "Sex sells" ha ha ha I was thinking the same thing ha ha.

  • GamerNerd4LIFE

    Posted Feb 28, 2009 3:31 pm PT

    games all about sex are retarded. concentrate on the sex u forget about the mechanics.

  • pilot_riaz

    Posted Feb 28, 2009 5:11 am PT

    Their breasts jiggle like they have 9V batteries, LOL

  • Jonny-Two-Delta

    Posted Feb 27, 2009 5:22 pm PT

    Lol! If D3 and Tamsoft were primary school kids at a school sports day, they would be the ones going home with a "well done for participating" while other developers take home the trophies.

  • MetalLordDCLXVI

    Posted Feb 27, 2009 10:02 am PT

    Looks like an epic fail. But maybe RE5

  • angelkadaj

    Posted Feb 27, 2009 9:53 am PT

    lol give the game a better grade, not because it's good, do it for the developers. At least they tried to do something.

  • Ky02

    Posted Feb 27, 2009 3:12 am PT

    The developers are probably crawling back into the hole they came out of right about now.

  • Csalbertcs

    Posted Feb 26, 2009 9:10 pm PT

    Woah this guy is right. You can find sexy women on the internetz! Guess I don't have to pick this up anymore.

  • tompouce

    Posted Feb 26, 2009 1:40 pm PT

    ahahah!!...they were on drugs when they made this game

  • xElite_GameRx

    Posted Feb 25, 2009 12:13 pm PT

    its amazing how such a horrible game finds its way on the xbox360, and the wii owners complain about their graphics should be grateful they don't have a game that's this bad

  • SmuffyGT

    Posted Feb 25, 2009 5:42 am PT

    Bah. I die cheaper deaths in L4D. For 40 bucks, I'm having a lot of fun playing the game. But then, I like campy games with zombies and scantily clad women. Also, if they'd tried the practice mode they would have figured out that the combat was more than just hitting the buttons as fast as possible. Tho that does work, to a point.

  • AlmaDanny

    Posted Feb 25, 2009 5:12 am PT

    Looks terrible! Anyway didn't expect to be good anyway!

  • termadoyle

    Posted Feb 24, 2009 9:42 pm PT

    oh well. still getting it. cant resist hot cyber babes.

  • Earthbound_X

    Posted Feb 24, 2009 1:50 pm PT

    Wow, I never thought this game would score this low, still if I had a chance to get it for 5 bucks, I would, just to check it out.

  • Gaming-Planet

    Posted Feb 23, 2009 7:08 pm PT

    lol this is sad

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