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  • Fatlax
     
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    Mar 11, 2008 10:19 pm PT
    Hello everyone.

    I'm here to tell you that everyone's favorite new comer, King Dedede, is pretty much already the best character in the game. If he's not your favorite character, that's okay, it just means that you're wrong and ****ed up in the head.

    First, we'll start with the obvious.

    http://www.smashbros.com/en_us/characters/images/kingdedede/kingdedede.jpg

    Look at him. Just look at him. King Dedede is a giant penguin that wears a king's robe, wields a massive hammer, and as far as I can tell, wears yellow boxing gloves. If you can't tell how awesome this is, there is something wrong with you.

    So, now we know what King Dedede is, but who is King Dedede? Let's find out!

    Taken from from the Dojo...

    "The self-proclaimed king of Dream Land formally joins the brawl! Mechanizing his wooden mallet, he delivers a mighty, earth-shaking blow!"

    Everything about this is beautiful. Let's break it down.

    He's a self-proclaimed king. How freaking cool is that? Sure, there have been many kings, but they're usually only kings through family. Some other kings fought great wars to earn their title. But no, not King Dedede. He basically said "Screw it, I don't have to do any of that. If I want to be King, I'll be King." This kind of attitude is just cool beyond comprehension.

    He formally joins the brawl. You see that? He formally joins the brawl. Even during something as chaotic as a brawl, he still remains a gentleman. What a guy.

    Mechanizing his wooden mallet, he delivers a mighty, earth-shaking blow. Okay, what's not to like? First off, how many other penguins do you know that have mechanized their wooden mallets? None I'm sure. Plus, with this mallet, he can deliver an earth-shaking blow. Earth-shaking? EARTH-SHAKING? Jesus Christ. I've seen some characters shake the ground, and I've seen the screen shake a few times, but now all of us will know when someone is playing as King Dedede because the entire ****ing planet will shake beneath us. God help us all.

    Now, I know if you hadn't before, you now recognize King Dedede as the best character in the game. But just to drive the point home even further, let's just look at his majesty in action.

    http://www.smashbros.com/en_us/characters/images/kingdedede/kingdedede_071025b-l.jpg

    Check this out. Not only does he look as cool as always, but now there's a giant freaking cannon pointed right at him. But does he care? No. Of course not. He's King Dedede. While someone is helplessly planning a way to take down this mighty beast, he's simply thinking of what he wants to have for brunch. Cool. Calm. Collected.

    http://www.smashbros.com/en_us/characters/images/kingdedede/kingdedede_071025c-l.jpg

    Let me ask you something. Do you consider yourself to be cool? We'll there's a simple test to find out if you're cool or not. Ask yourself, "Do I wield a mallet that's almost as big as I am?" If you answered no to this question, sorry, but you have some work to do. King Dedede on the other hand, is the real goods.

    http://www.smashbros.com/en_us/characters/images/kingdedede/kingdedede_071025d-l.jpg

    When King Dedede isn't shaking the entire planet, he likes to be a trend setter! Kirby certainly knows what's up in the world of fashion. Just look how jealous Meta-Knight is! Don't worry Meta-Knight, your mask is kind of alright, I guess.

    http://www.smashbros.com/en_us/characters/images/kingdedede/kingdedede_071026g-l.jpg

    I'm not even going to go any further with this. This is the best picture ever. Period.

    http://www.smashbros.com/en_us/characters/images/kingdedede/kingdedede_071206a-l.jpg

    I'm sorry but this is just the coolest pose in the world. Seriously, just look at that! Go find a mirror and try doing it yourself just to see how cool it is. If you're not glowing when you do it, you're not doing it right.
    Hello everyone.

    I'm here to tell you that everyone's favorite new comer, King Dedede, is pretty much already the best character in the game. If he's not your favorite character, that's okay, it just means that you're wrong and ****ed up in the head.

    First, we'll start with the obvious.

    http://www.smashbros.com/en_us/characters/images/kingdedede/kingdedede.jpg

    Look at him. Just look at him. King Dedede is a giant penguin that wears a king's robe, wields a massive hammer, and as far as I can tell, wears yellow boxing gloves. If you can't tell how awesome this is, there is something wrong with you.

    So, now we know what King Dedede is, but who is King Dedede? Let's find out!

    Taken from from the Dojo...

    "The self-proclaimed king of Dream Land formally joins the brawl! Mechanizing his wooden mallet, he delivers a mighty, earth-shaking blow!"

    Everything about this is beautiful. Let's break it down.

    He's a self-proclaimed king. How freaking cool is that? Sure, there have been many kings, but they're usually only kings through family. Some other kings fought great wars to earn their title. But no, not King Dedede. He basically said "Screw it, I don't have to do any of that. If I want to be King, I'll be King." This kind of attitude is just cool beyond comprehension.

    He formally joins the brawl. You see that? He [i]formally[/i] joins the brawl. Even during something as chaotic as a brawl, he still remains a gentleman. What a guy.

    Mechanizing his wooden mallet, he delivers a mighty, earth-shaking blow. Okay, what's not to like? First off, how many other penguins do you know that have mechanized their wooden mallets? None I'm sure. Plus, with this mallet, he can deliver an earth-shaking blow. Earth-shaking? EARTH-SHAKING? Jesus Christ. I've seen some characters shake the ground, and I've seen the screen shake a few times, but now all of us will know when someone is playing as King Dedede because the entire ****ing planet will shake beneath us. God help us all.

    Now, I know if you hadn't before, you now recognize King Dedede as the best character in the game. But just to drive the point home even further, let's just look at his majesty in action.

    http://www.smashbros.com/en_us/characters/images/kingdedede/kingdedede_071025b-l.jpg

    Check this out. Not only does he look as cool as always, but now there's a giant freaking cannon pointed right at him. But does he care? No. Of course not. He's King Dedede. While someone is helplessly planning a way to take down this mighty beast, he's simply thinking of what he wants to have for brunch. Cool. Calm. Collected.

    http://www.smashbros.com/en_us/characters/images/kingdedede/kingdedede_071025c-l.jpg

    Let me ask you something. Do you consider yourself to be cool? We'll there's a simple test to find out if you're cool or not. Ask yourself, "Do I wield a mallet that's almost as big as I am?" If you answered no to this question, sorry, but you have some work to do. King Dedede on the other hand, is the real goods.

    http://www.smashbros.com/en_us/characters/images/kingdedede/kingdedede_071025d-l.jpg

    When King Dedede isn't shaking the entire planet, he likes to be a trend setter! Kirby certainly knows what's up in the world of fashion. Just look how jealous Meta-Knight is! Don't worry Meta-Knight, your mask is kind of alright, I guess.

    http://www.smashbros.com/en_us/characters/images/kingdedede/kingdedede_071026g-l.jpg

    I'm not even going to go any further with this. This is the best picture ever. Period.

    http://www.smashbros.com/en_us/characters/images/kingdedede/kingdedede_071206a-l.jpg

    I'm sorry but this is just the coolest pose in the world. Seriously, just look at that! Go find a mirror and try doing it yourself just to see how cool it is. If you're not glowing when you do it, you're not doing it right.
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  • Fatlax
     
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    Mar 11, 2008 10:19 pm PT
    http://www.smashbros.com/en_us/stages/images/stage22/stage22_080115d-l.jpg

    Look at that monster. It's huge! Mario and Samus keep their distance. Captain Olimar tries to make an escape. And King Dedede? He's just chillin'. Monster? Pfft. Big deal. King Dedede just smiles for the camera.

    http://www.smashbros.com/en_us/stages/images/stage22/stage22_080115e-l.jpg

    I almost cry every time I see this. Not only is King Dedede a complete pimp, he's also a good person deep down. Watch as he jumps, possibly sacrificing himself, to save the Pikmin from certain doom. Normally, in this game, you want your opponent to lose. But no. Not King Dedede. He's always thinking of the little guys. So inspiring.

    http://www.smashbros.com/en_us/characters/images/kingdedede/kingdedede_071025a-l.jpg

    King Dedede truly is on top of the world. Not only does he have is own personally sized boxing ring, it's being carried by his loyal servants! How come we never see Bowser or Ganondorf carried by their servants? Hmmm? That's because their servants aren't truly loyal to them the way King Dedede's are to him. That's dedication.

    So as you can see, King Dedede truly is the greatest character in this game, possibly of all time. The roster was complete when he was put in. Other characters, such as Mario and Link, are simply bonus.

    KING DEDEDE NEEDS A MONSTAH TO CLOBBAH DAT DERE KIRBEH.
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    http://www.smashbros.com/en_us/stages/images/stage22/stage22_080115d-l.jpg

    Look at that monster. It's huge! Mario and Samus keep their distance. Captain Olimar tries to make an escape. And King Dedede? He's just chillin'. Monster? Pfft. Big deal. King Dedede just smiles for the camera.

    http://www.smashbros.com/en_us/stages/images/stage22/stage22_080115e-l.jpg

    I almost cry every time I see this. Not only is King Dedede a complete pimp, he's also a good person deep down. Watch as he jumps, possibly sacrificing himself, to save the Pikmin from certain doom. Normally, in this game, you want your opponent to lose. But no. Not King Dedede. He's always thinking of the little guys. So inspiring.

    http://www.smashbros.com/en_us/characters/images/kingdedede/kingdedede_071025a-l.jpg

    King Dedede truly is on top of the world. Not only does he have is own personally sized boxing ring, it's being carried by his loyal servants! How come we never see Bowser or Ganondorf carried by their servants? Hmmm? That's because their servants aren't truly loyal to them the way King Dedede's are to him. That's dedication.

    So as you can see, King Dedede truly is the greatest character in this game, possibly of all time. The roster was complete when he was put in. Other characters, such as Mario and Link, are simply bonus.

    KING DEDEDE NEEDS A MONSTAH TO CLOBBAH DAT DERE KIRBEH.
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  • Tofutastic
     
    Mar 11, 2008 10:22 pm PT
    i will admit this was rather well-written for its purpose
    i will admit this was rather well-written for its purpose
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  • Fatlax
     
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    Mar 11, 2008 10:22 pm PT
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    board=566684
    :D
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  • Buie1194
     
    Mar 11, 2008 10:24 pm PT
    some1s got LOTS of time on their hands...
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    some1s got LOTS of time on their hands...
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    On Chuck Norris' Birthday He Randomly Selects One Lucky Child To Be Thrown Into The Sun
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  • electricshoesx2
     
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    Mar 11, 2008 10:24 pm PT
    i'm using dedede tomorrow because of this topic.
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    i'm using dedede tomorrow because of this topic.
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  • Taiketo
     
    Mar 11, 2008 10:25 pm PT
    Don't forget that...

    (somewhat major SSE spoilers below)














    If it weren't for Dedede's shiny gold emblems, the world would be gone and Tabuu would rule.
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    [Broa] Taiketo {99 White Knight} ShaJul {82 Priest}
    Are your nostalgia goggles securely fashioned?
    Don't forget that...

    (somewhat major SSE spoilers below)














    If it weren't for Dedede's shiny gold emblems, the world would be gone and Tabuu would rule.
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    [Broa] Taiketo {99 White Knight} ShaJul {82 Priest}
    Are your nostalgia goggles securely fashioned?
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  • Eternal_Toaster
     
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    Mar 11, 2008 10:25 pm PT
    I don't know if you're the same guy, but this topic has been on the Smashboards sight for a month or two now.
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    I don't know if you're the same guy, but this topic has been on the Smashboards sight for a month or two now.
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  • Fatlax
     
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    Mar 11, 2008 10:25 pm PT
    I made this out of love. <3
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    I made this out of love. <3
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    :D
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  • houndoom5
     
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    Mar 11, 2008 10:28 pm PT
    jst cause of this topic im goin tolearn how to use dededee
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    Being a man is more then looking like one, it's making the right decisions on making everything work out in the end.
    jst cause of this topic im goin tolearn how to use dededee
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    Being a man is more then looking like one, it's making the right decisions on making everything work out in the end.
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  • PrismoFillusion
     
    Mar 11, 2008 10:28 pm PT
    His smash moves are painfully slow.
    His smash moves are painfully slow.
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  • nintendofrog
     
    Mar 11, 2008 10:30 pm PT
    Copypasta from Smashboards.
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    SSBB FC- 5370 0062 6211 Name- RJ
    Gamertag- Nova of Light
    Copypasta from Smashboards.
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    SSBB FC- 5370 0062 6211 Name- RJ
    Gamertag- Nova of Light
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  • WiiTheNinja
     
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    Mar 11, 2008 10:30 pm PT
    Best. Topic. Ever.
    You are now tracking this topic.
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    When all logic has been defeated, your purpose here is for the lulz.
    Best. Topic. Ever.
    You are now tracking this topic.
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    When all logic has been defeated, your purpose here is for the lulz.
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  • nintendork06
     
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    Mar 11, 2008 10:32 pm PT
    Reading this topic makes me lol at people who say King Dedede is a waste of roster space.
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    Can you last from start to finish?
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=duRO3noyAKU
    Reading this topic makes me lol at people who say King Dedede is a waste of roster space.
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    Can you last from start to finish?
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=duRO3noyAKU
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  • Pseudo_Bushin
     
    Mar 11, 2008 10:33 pm PT
    This topic contains the most truth I've ever seen. Anywhere.
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    "If you cut a fish's feat off and then wrap a ball in duct tape you can decapitate kirby." -Subby07
    This topic contains the most truth I've ever seen. Anywhere.
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    "If you cut a fish's feat off and then wrap a ball in duct tape you can decapitate kirby." -Subby07
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  • xXxDarkSidexXx
     
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    Mar 11, 2008 10:33 pm PT
    I think I'm in love... with myself, of course. But you, my dear, come at a distant 50th.
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    I think I'm in love... with myself, of course. But you, my dear, come at a distant 50th.
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    Lunia: Verasu 2X Wizard [Smashbros.] (Active)
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  • DownOfASystem
     
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    Mar 11, 2008 10:33 pm PT
    Being a fat ass penguin,whats there not to love?He is freakin` bad ass as they come!He most def rules in my book.
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    Being a fat ass penguin,whats there not to love?He is freakin` bad ass as they come!He most def rules in my book.
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    Join the OAKLAND RAIDERS COMEBACK Fan Club today!!!!
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  • Shiro_Shishi
     
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    Mar 11, 2008 10:34 pm PT
    You have now made me a Dedede loyal brawler. Epic.
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    If there wasn't game play, it would be a movie, or Xenosaga -Susannah_Faust
    You have now made me a Dedede loyal brawler. Epic.
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    If there wasn't game play, it would be a movie, or Xenosaga -Susannah_Faust
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  • Gurunexx
     
    Mar 11, 2008 10:34 pm PT
    At first I was thinking along the lines of "tl;dr" but I took the time to read it and I think it was fantastic.
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    At first I was thinking along the lines of "tl;dr" but I took the time to read it and I think it was fantastic.
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  • demonicshamrock
     
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    Mar 11, 2008 10:35 pm PT
    Dedede dedede dedede dedede dedede dedede dedede dedede dedede
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    The Fresh Fighter
    Dedede dedede dedede dedede dedede dedede dedede dedede dedede
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    The Fresh Fighter
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