The Shaun Method - GTA V
This week on The Shaun Method, Shaun takes to the streets of Los Santos.
Okay... Let's see. I can improvise a story to this. Ummm...
Our scene opens in the antiseptic pale of a police interrogation chamber. Officer Spooge McRespawn made the arrest of his career; a willing criminal informant of inexplicably Italian descent. What follows is a word-for-word recreation of their exchange. None of the names have been changed, because I'm making all of this shit up as I type it.
The unbearably contrived fictional criminal Don Dondoni leans back in his folding steel chair, lazily whirling his finger at the edge of a mustache I just gave him in my mind.
"Yeah, I remember Crazy Johnny Shaun. We called him that because his name was Shaun."
Oh no. I fell asleep on my keyboard, and nobody commented! Shaun is lost without me, the mere husk of a ...husk of a... guy that plays stuff. D:
This is an awkward combo of random encounter and Gta diaries. I prefer both of those. I love your work on this site Shaun but this show just doesn't have a personality of its own. AT least yet. You need to get some people raging online at you. Red orchestra 2, natural selection 2, you could close off your spawn as the engineer class alien or call an arty strike on your own spawn in red orchestra. You Just need to find heavily team focused based games and troll.
OR you could try to burn words or images in peoples lawns by pouring the gasoline and setting it on fire
GTA V is the pick - that's predictable. :|
With that said, please show us something that had not been seen in the GTA Diaries show, Shaun.
@Gelugon_baat Yes like men playing playing as women wearing nothing but sexy undergarments... *goes online to play the game...* Oh... I see.....