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TirOrah
TirOrah

I am a mature woman. I am a mature woman. I am- OH MY GOD THIS IS HILARIOUS AHAHAHA. *laughs through entire video* Should probably put a spoiler alert for Far Cry 3, though. 

DeathProofDelta
DeathProofDelta

I'm 30 and I giggled through that video like a 12 year old school boy lol (Danny makes me piss my pants)

Scarshi
Scarshi

So I'm playing FC3 and get to the end. Not sure what is supposed to happen next. My wife walks in and immediately my character is boning a painted Amazonian woman. She says "WTF?" and I start laughing so hard I'm crying and can't see the screen. Ah, good times. Game sex is sad/funny, not sexy. Not even a bit.

bourne714
bourne714

I got a kick out of the scene in Far Cry 3 where you were tripping balls fighting a giant demon with a a bow and arrow and upon his defeat you wake to find yourself being raped by a hot warrior goddess with the red painted nipples.  

Sl4cka
Sl4cka

Well, when Star Citizen comes out, I might have sex with its DVD disc. Does that count?

0o-saxon
0o-saxon

leisure suit larry was always fun

Shunten
Shunten

Awkwardly dry humping, the video game.

kagento
kagento

Spoiler alert, goddamnit!!!!!

rickphoenixxx
rickphoenixxx

I think the worst sex scene was in Mario Sunshine. I have nightmares about Mario and Luigi giving Princess Peach that double mustache ride!

Johny_47
Johny_47

"at least let me pull out before you do it" hahaaaa tell that to a Black Widow =P


Good list, agree with most of 'em, would have had the GTA San Andreas or other GTA ones in it too, so cheesy and awkward, almost as bad as Mass Effect's.

X-RS
X-RS

Ther HAS to be some sort of japanese game to take #1.

Can't say Danny has no heart ;)

Wensea10
Wensea10

Well, a lot of these disturbing scenes obviously come from mature games.

biglee424
biglee424

>.>;; what ?... no more goat simulator ? I'm so sad right now

bdx777
bdx777

What's ~the point~ in sex scenes when there's internet?

Shielder7
Shielder7

WTF Where's Dragon Age Origins?  That literally looked like Team America puppet sex.

johnnyshiv
johnnyshiv

The most awkward I've ever felt was at the start AC Brotherhood when our valiant hero Ezio returns from Rome (all Apple of Eden'd up) and is seduced by Caterina Sforza. The end product is a rather wooden, Thunderbirdsesque tumble in front of the window with his black-afronted armour looking on in shame. I honestly had to look away: awful.

Neha23
Neha23 moderator

OMG, the zooms at the end. So funny!

libbi68
libbi68

I cannot stop laughing!!! Well done Danny!

horizonwriter
horizonwriter

Easily one of the best episodes ever. I probably shouldn't have watched it at work but I couldn't resist. Too damn funny.

Rage56
Rage56

I was definitely laughing quite a bit during this episode. What will you have in store for us all next week?

PETERAKO
PETERAKO

Im Thinking about sex right now, Danny, because its the subject of your video. Gee why is there such obsession with sex. Its natural okay, I get it, gee! Its the stance of people towards it that bugs me.

On subject, I found sex scenes to be rather unecessary.

crognalsen
crognalsen

I don't like anything that tries to be serious/romantic in a video game.  It usually comes of as awkward even though it's attempting to be mature.  A good example are most of the scenes in Bioware games. 


Other games like Saints Row and The Witcher treat it in a more immature/funny way.  You can just watch it and laugh at it.  I much prefer that as I'm more comfortable with it.


This is my personal preference.

Rheinmetal
Rheinmetal

god of war: we usually don't see anything.

jj2112
jj2112

GTA San Andreas with the hot coffee mod. Especially the gimp mission.

Jah_Glow
Jah_Glow

Witcher?

Danny, I think the pigeon dating game has had some, er... strange side effects on you. :P If you were worried about people finding you through THOSE videos... ;)

Elixir99
Elixir99

Gothic 2 sex scene way worse than most of them

RobDev
RobDev

"It's in your dinner!"

cjtopspin
cjtopspin

"Otters pocket"


...soooooo stealing that one.

SoulxReaperx366
SoulxReaperx366

I didn't beat far cry yet... why no spoiler alert ):

suppaphly42
suppaphly42

that had me in a fit from the start good job

morfinesommers
morfinesommers

Can't believe you've put Custer's Revenge on the video.

spartanx169x
spartanx169x

"with all the indifference of a sedated cow"  one of the  funniest lines I have heard on this site.

nma_lopez
nma_lopez

The worst sex scenes: paradise cafe old spectrum game, google it.

ermhm
ermhm

ahahah awesome. Keep it up Danny, your shows always rock

GOGOGOGURT
GOGOGOGURT

The worst sex scenes are ones where there is no sexy blue alien chick.

vadagar1
vadagar1

the last bit I almost died laughing oh god danny 


LOLOLOL

dietc
dietc

super funny. nice one, danny.

alien33
alien33

@SoulxReaperx366 Seeing one of the endings doesn't affect the awesome gameplay and tons of fun you will have playing this game. Trust me!

Rheinmetal
Rheinmetal

@SoulxReaperx366 story in shooters usually doesn't play that big role in the experience of the game. Even in "sophisticated" shooters like Bioshock story is laughable. I'd say story element in video games is rather weak/childish. If you are interested so much for a story, you can always read a book, or watch a film.