I'm Not A Hipster - GTA Online
Get the rundown from Rob on the biggest GTA Online update yet.
Seems a lot of the guff that should be directed at metrosexuals is misguided at hipsters by vids like this, comedians, etc. What I know about hipsters?
Hipsters cook with hi-quality bacon, single-handedly revitalize PBR beer company, and are proponents of music...maybe even authors. Plus, their beards may look nuts, but at least they resoundly commit to their facial hair.
What I know about metrosexuals? They cuminatively give 30 percent of their paycheck to foreign car companies (or more specifically, Audi.) They "know someone" with a boat. Their music tastes range all the way from DJ Eric L. to DJ Pauly L, two close personal friends mind you.
Metrosexuals also invented the $200-drink-minimum (bottle service) and hair-permanents for men. Did I mention they all have the same Audi, v-neck t-shirts, sunglassess and 5pm stubble?
If mullets were the business-in-front-and-party-in-back of the 1980s, then metrosexual stubble is the look-like-i-don't-care on Saturday but cleaned-up-for-my-resident-nurse-gig by Sunday. Go away metrosexuals.
The only update I want to see is the one where they remove all the Micro Transaction Economy BS. Until then, I refuse to play this trash. My son played every GTA made until his eyes wanted to pop out. He played GTA V for only a few hours and never touched it again. It's says a lot when a teenager won't touch a game in his favorite franchise.
Great video! @rob_handlery , you just made me miss making GTA diaries
Ever since I bought a Ps4 I'm on a GTAV moratorium to save myself for the next gen. But very funny video. And yes, heists - that's what the game is.
This was by far the funniest video I've ever seen on a gaming website. And I've been coming here for more a very long time.
You know I am watching this only because GTAV coming out this fall and I can't get enough GTAV videos right?
Heists, casino, horse betting, single-player dlc and more heists. That's all we're just asking from R*. Is it too much more us to have for our enjoyment in the game? I do not want the next dlc update to be a wardrobe of the civil war era or something stupid in general.
@bdrtfm Removing those Microtransaction (that nobody uses since there is no real need for it) is not going to change the game. Just saying.
@devak108 RDR was better than the majority of games ever made.
@Sevenizz same here..wtf!!!!
@Ripper_TV Nothing special really. I wouldn't bother with it. Unless you're some kinda hipster.
@Arther-la-Blunt That was good, I agree.
@tony56723 You guys will be bored and moved on from the heists after 2 weeks.
@tony56723 Patience, son!
You'll get all of that.....it'll just be after the PS4, X1 and, PC versions. lol.
@PayneKiller there should be a special episode for this :P
@liquidbutter Some stuff was. The cars for sure, and the weapons too. If you're playing on 360, pause the game, and scroll to the Xbox Games Store menu, or something like that. From there you can download all the DLC.
@Leeric420 Both opinions