I'm Not A Hipster - GTA Online

Get the rundown from Rob on the biggest GTA Online update yet.

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89 comments
Fire_Wa11
Fire_Wa11

Seems a lot of the guff that should be directed at metrosexuals is misguided at hipsters by vids like this, comedians, etc.  What I know about hipsters?

Hipsters cook with hi-quality bacon, single-handedly revitalize PBR beer company, and are proponents of music...maybe even authors.  Plus, their beards may look nuts, but at least they resoundly commit to their facial hair.


What I know about metrosexuals?  They cuminatively give 30 percent of their paycheck to foreign car companies (or more specifically, Audi.)  They "know someone" with a boat.  Their music tastes range all the way from DJ Eric L. to DJ Pauly L, two close personal friends mind you.

Metrosexuals also invented the $200-drink-minimum (bottle service) and hair-permanents for men. Did I mention they all have the same Audi, v-neck t-shirts, sunglassess and 5pm stubble?


If mullets were the business-in-front-and-party-in-back of the 1980s, then metrosexual stubble is the look-like-i-don't-care on Saturday but cleaned-up-for-my-resident-nurse-gig by Sunday.  Go away metrosexuals.

bdrtfm
bdrtfm

The only update I want to see is the one where they remove all the Micro Transaction Economy BS. Until then, I refuse to play this trash. My son played every GTA made until his eyes wanted to pop out. He played GTA V for only a few hours and never touched it again. It's says a lot when a teenager won't touch a game in his favorite franchise.

devak108
devak108

Lol people still play this?  Most boring online ever, RDR was better.

nazgoroth
nazgoroth

Game got dull after 3 weeks.

Sevenizz
Sevenizz

I haven't played in a while and I lost my save - wt f?

RoachRush
RoachRush

The moment I saw that fox mask, I told myself, "Yes. They're gonna go there."

dmblum1799
dmblum1799

Ever since I bought a Ps4 I'm on a GTAV moratorium to save myself for the next gen. But very funny video. And yes, heists - that's what the game is.

jmoney650
jmoney650

Brilliant video. Might actually go download the update now. Bravo. 

lordgoregore
lordgoregore

tried it ..... It sucks , lame full of glitches etc ... PASS ON THIS EPIC FALL !

Ripper_TV
Ripper_TV

I defo think it's a cool update, but how is that pistol "vintage"???

Arther-la-Blunt
Arther-la-Blunt

This was so funny, Damn, I laughed so hard. Thanks Rob. For real.

meedokicky
meedokicky

Good job on the vid Rob! I found it quite funny :D

tony56723
tony56723

I'm just surprised it's been nine months and the heists still aren't out yet

Jim_ster
Jim_ster

Put your hands in the air and grab your dicks. :D hahahhaa!

iskeethunters
iskeethunters

This was by far the funniest video I've ever seen on a gaming website. And I've been coming here for more a very long time.

elbauto
elbauto

Best gamespot vid ever

Leeric420
Leeric420

All the guns, and vehicles are in the single player as well. 

Kinguard73
Kinguard73

You know I am watching this only because GTAV coming out this fall and I can't get enough GTAV videos right?

dark_rising76
dark_rising76

Heists, casino, horse betting, single-player dlc and more heists. That's all we're just asking from R*. Is it too much more us to have for our enjoyment in the game? I do not want the next dlc update to be a wardrobe of the civil war era or something stupid in general. 


OAKside24
OAKside24

That was pretty damn great, Rob Handlery. Thank you.

dark_rage864
dark_rage864

looking forward to next-gen versions where it could have up to 50 players instead of 16.

liquidbutter
liquidbutter

Are these things added to the single player too? Don't care for online unless there's heists.

Sumpskildpadde
Sumpskildpadde

We need more Rob on Gamespot. A weekly show with Rob and Danny would be hilarious!

punksterdaddy
punksterdaddy

Brilliant video, I was actually lol-ing. I mean whatever, like I don't care...

I'm not a Hipster!

Warlord_Irochi
Warlord_Irochi

@bdrtfm Removing those Microtransaction (that nobody uses since there is no real need for it) is not going to change the game. Just saying.

rob_handlery
rob_handlery staff

We should at least do a "4-player special" when heists come out.

rob_handlery
rob_handlery staff

@Ripper_TV Nothing special really. I wouldn't bother with it. Unless you're some kinda hipster.

-s3r6i0-
-s3r6i0-

@tony56723 You guys will be bored and moved on from the heists after 2 weeks.

Sevenizz
Sevenizz

I don't know where yours is - but mine's not up in the air.

rob_handlery
rob_handlery staff

@OAKside24 Thanks dude. Glad you liked it.

starcrafthenry
starcrafthenry

@liquidbutter Some stuff was. The cars for sure, and the weapons too. If you're playing on 360, pause the game, and scroll to the Xbox Games Store menu, or something like that. From there you can download all the DLC.

punksterdaddy
punksterdaddy

@r_audrius Rockstar never usually go to E3. (As far as I know)

It seems to be the in thing now to hate on Rockstar, although the glitches and ever delaying heists is a pain in the backside, this video proves just how much fun the game is without them.

I believe the next game from them will be Agent or Bully 2.

It's just a feeling.

liquidbutter
liquidbutter

@starcrafthenry @liquidbutter Not the clothes though? That's a shame. I kinda wish this update would have hipster civilians walking around Los Santos.

Hopefully the single player DLC will have that kind of stuff.