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markvons
markvons

Best House of Horrors episode yet!  I screamed when the ghost popped up by the boots.

robdayz
robdayz

The review would have been more interesting if they were topless

snova9308
snova9308

they took ma boots, ima gonna f**k them up

arruu2000
arruu2000

dont let jess play again, please... she's just an aweful player, hanging around waiting to be killed. This hands on review was a waste of her and, what it is worse, my time.


Sapphicity
Sapphicity

Consider me a fan girl of you two lovely ladies :D

Aus_AR
Aus_AR

Just like slender: i watched the stream of guys at gamespot playing it, and decided that is as close as i'm gonna get to this game.

netter99
netter99

OHHH BALLS

Oh its gonna be a good stream

netter99
netter99

I cant stand watching girls play video games

666NightsInHell
666NightsInHell

Too dark, hard to see anything thats why hard to understand whats happening there.

cjtopspin
cjtopspin

That was pretty damn funny.  I am detecting a repeating segment here.

AleksBo
AleksBo

Is it weird that i wanna see jess get chased by a crimson head/hunter in remake?:D

You should give it another go,you barely scratched the surface last time.

dark_being
dark_being

Bravo for completing chapter 1! Looks like a lot of fun.

Now I have to play Cry of Fear before next week's show.

yeah_28
yeah_28

hahaha this was hilarious, great video.

i love when Jess tries to reason with the murderers/monsters/ghosts

Also i cant stop wondering if you Zorine, ever got really scared with a game and why.

gkhalifa
gkhalifa

wow i got shit many times lol, did you girls thought about clock tower 3 (and focus on the 3) ? its reall good trust me ;)

canuckbiker
canuckbiker

I love Jess' reactions, that's how a horror game should make you feel. Zorine is always so calm, but Jess just looses her shit when it gets intense. Even more entertaining than watching my girlfriend flip out over horror movie jump scenes. Keep them coming ladies.

naryanrobinson
naryanrobinson

Got bored watching this one.

Completely unimaginative game.  Just like all the other unimaginative indie horror games.

Why would you commit so much of your time to making something so typical?

Oh you can only move slowly so you can't complete the game quickly?  Super scary.

Oh it's completely dark so the terrible level design isn't apparent?  Mega scary.

Oh there's no objectives so you don't have to actually *write* anything?  Awesome scary.

supa_stud
supa_stud

lol you can say you have woken someone up on the other side of the world the mrs is not impressed...lolz

CommodoreRaslin
CommodoreRaslin

Games are a hundred times scarier when Jess is at the helm and screaming into my ear (because I'm using a mic. Ouch!)

VELZER
VELZER

Very nice episode finaly jess again in the control, good game by the way and congratulations for be able to finish the champter jess specially not being distracted for zorine´s laugh hahaha i guess thats why also zorine enjoy this episode, well see you next time girls and i still recommend to do an episode playing condemned.

And jess dont worry about the screams or being to "emotional" everyone gets passionate sometime when we play or when we do stuff we love, besides the good thing is than you are aware of this and your personallity so if you accepted like you are i dont care if you screaming a lot hahaha just be yourself

Wastlander3000
Wastlander3000

*The message on the rock changed*...You changed. - Now that was funny. 

Yulaw2000
Yulaw2000

No need to apologise for screaming Jess. it's all part of the show and people should know to have their sound set to a sensible level for House of Horrors.

cinerius
cinerius

I'm starting to feel like many of these new indie horror games, with inexplicable jump scares and random transitions, are just an excuse for lazy writing.

faizanhd
faizanhd

S.T.A.L.K.E.R next PLEASE ! !!! 

aidsta
aidsta

Have you guys played the first condemned game? That was kinda scary. The second was scary too but not as..

alioli
alioli

@arruu2000 this is a preview - and a "hey lets play a fun game hurr hurr" preview. Dont take it that seriously

yeah_28
yeah_28

@arruu2000 "hands on review", lol you sure dont have a single idea where the hell you are dont you?

dark_being
dark_being

@gkhalifa Clock Tower 3 is more of a comedy than a horror game :) It's so weird!

tempertress
tempertress moderator staff

@canuckbiker If I'm playing a horror game I flip out, if I defeat a puzzle in an adventure game I get super excited and when a platformer kicks my ass I rage. I have no middle ground D=

Zorine
Zorine moderator staff

@naryanrobinson Interesting, this game is gathering quite some mixed reactions.

naryanrobinson
naryanrobinson

To it's credit, it's not as unbelievably lazy as Slender.

At least the tone changes slightly from minute to minute as opposed to Slender which just uses the same trick again and again long after it's dead and buried.

Zorine
Zorine moderator staff

@VELZER I was trying very hard to keep a straight face, honest.

tempertress
tempertress moderator staff

@VELZER Hahah, dude I was way too tense to be distracted by the laughing.

I'm a ball of passionate, but thanks!

Saketume
Saketume

@cineriusYeah I don't think I'm the intended audience for these. I don't have nightmares I'm not scared of the dark and when I'm imagining super natural enemies I always win the fights ;D easily.

Plus my super gamer reactions allow me to quickly disarm jump scares before they do any damage.

*leans back*

http://i.imgur.com/wY8JRsI.jpg

Zorine
Zorine moderator staff

@aidsta I have played the first Condemned game and wouldn't mind playing it again on stream. Or having Jess play it.. MWAHAHAHA.