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koganinja9
koganinja9

I wonder if  " PETA "  is watching this. LoL

korvus
korvus moderator moderator

The ball challenge looked really frustrating; glad you changed it to something more natural and relaxing like cow drowning.

Also, Danny, very disappointed in you, I really thought you had it and you end up in a ditch? Shameful...

Saikat1313
Saikat1313

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAAHaaaaaa this videos are soooo funny.......... DANNY you are the best hahahahahahhahahahh epic :D

timoteo2k1
timoteo2k1

TBh, GTA Online has just about run it's course with the way Rockstar did their players this week... i'm a lieutenant in a large (250+ player) crew  and am in contact with the leader ship of other hardcore crews that represent about 2000 players minimum and after having our accts drained about 90% of those players simply didn't come back.


turns out that GTA O is REALLY BORING unless you have lots of money to spend and seeing as how R* pays you NOTHING for missions or races (seriously... 3500 bucks for invading a meth producing farm, killing 30 bikers and chasing a goon carrying a package of drugs on a jetski halfway across the map? The RW Feds routinely run stings where they offer 25,000 bucks for a single killing).


The modders actually kept people in this game, now that we're all broke and looking at doing 5 missions just to afford a good paint job on a car, this game is dead.

PlatinumPaladin
PlatinumPaladin

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I can't believe how fragile those yoga balls are. There's no way they could be used by the average American.

PayneKiller
PayneKiller

LOL that guy totally flattened the cow

shadesof6
shadesof6

maybe the funniest episode yet.  but srsly, inb4 PETA cancels gta diaries.

theteaface
theteaface

Brilliant. Important work that you guys are doing. Keep it up.

meedokicky
meedokicky

Lol hilarious! I actually said "oh no!" loudly when that woman ran over  the ball Danny was pushing XD

Burial at see lol that Bioshock DLC.

shreddyz
shreddyz

first :20 seconds is somewhat disturbing. Are you people just dumb kids?

cjtopspin
cjtopspin

Salted Beef Race of 2014.  Winner:  Everyone.

Kinguard73
Kinguard73

Now that was awesome they NEED to add that and topless dancers from the offline mode


krishnaV_
krishnaV_

That was freaking hilarious!!

Welcome back Danny.. This show missed you.

JRHT
JRHT

Very enjoyable - some classic lines in there. Although I did picture @dannyowdwyer using the phrase "which one of you cows wants to go the beach?" as a pickup line in his teenage years. And is it just me or is Danny exclaiming "Urgh!" everytime he shoots/beats someone he's upset at hilarious?


I'm glad "piece of shit" was referenced, but not overused in this episode too.


Part of me was disappointed about the lack of @TomasIliffe - I was expecting him to plow though the forklift/bulldozer randomly in something like a tank or fire engine.


And for the record, @smcinnis is growing on me too.





e5115271
e5115271

Good episode! Was starting to lose faith in this show, it's much better when you have a challenge or race rather than random mucking about.

I can see this one appearing as a Top Gear challenge; First one to transport a dead cow from Cardiff and dump it in the river Thames using an industrial vehicle of choice is the winner. My money's on Clarkson.

Also for future episodes, a Faggio time trial race vs a grenade obstacle course might be entertaining.

yes_um_no_yeah
yes_um_no_yeah

Too bad that's what actually happens to cows in real life.

GrendelSP
GrendelSP

That was great guys! Please do more stuff like this. It was -incredibly- funny to watch! 

groga127
groga127

This is up there for best episode!


avenger4tw
avenger4tw

i am reminded of family guy and peter using the forklift to put the whale into the lake

Mr_Mark_Legion
Mr_Mark_Legion

o look at that at 9:25 the putting a dead dear into a lake achievement.

bdous
bdous

I think you overdid it with the dead animals in this episode

shaunmc
shaunmc moderator

I'm happy you guys enjoyed this one! I'll be honest, once we discovered the yoga ball challenge was a non-starter, I was pretty sure this episode was a lost cause. Turns out bulldozers and dead cows fixes everything! 

jellystanchina
jellystanchina

Oh GTA diaries how i love you so.

You have me in tears at work.

Great job finding the rest of the fun in GTA.



kevicus12
kevicus12

That was a good one, guys. Am I the only one who thinks GTA Diaries is too short? Don't want to sound like a complete saddo but I could watch feature-length episodes of these guys messing around in Los Santos.

ahpuck
ahpuck

 Funniest episode, ever.

Diegoctba
Diegoctba

Stop to divulge this trash!

This thing is destroying an entire generation, nations of vagabonds and lovers of crime are rising! Destroyed generation that doesn't appreciate  the true heroes that were the soldiers of the glorious military dictatorship.

CENSORSHIP NOW! For a fair government that deprive us of this marginalia.

cjtopspin
cjtopspin

@Kinguard73 Or try to get a dead topless dancer to the beach via a bulldozer.


...yeah...I crossed a line there somewhere...

GLOK1132
GLOK1132

@yes_um_no_yeahTrue.  I have actually started an organization that helps the family of cows that have been killed by forklifts.  Our commercial will be airing during the Superbowl.

cjtopspin
cjtopspin

@shaunmc:  Now you need to bring the bulldozer to the house to move the super fragile yoga ball.

NitemareDragon
NitemareDragon

@shaunmc I found witnessing the yoga balls explode from NPCs driving into them hilarious. Even if it was a lost cause, it was entertaining.

cjtopspin
cjtopspin

@TomasIliffe:  I have a feeling he translated this from Whacko into English using Google Translate.