GS News - Xbox One promises “More Fun”, Get Ready For Rock Simulator 2014!

Microsoft hypes their 2014 Xbox One games, GTA: Online Heist details are leaked, and get the lowdown on Steam Greenlight sensation Rock Simulator 2014!

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gameexpert33
gameexpert33

well it would not be GTA without some random hooker mission lol

SingletreeAve
SingletreeAve

Rock simulator would be awesome if you can stone pagans.

MrMilkmann
MrMilkmann

MS is still a shit company, so fuck them. And GTA: Online is a major disappointment. With the Heist update will come MASSIVE nerfs to anything that still pays well in GTA.

mario-nin-freak
mario-nin-freak

I read the title and thought they were calling the XOne a rock simulator. Easy mistake.

broly180
broly180

xbox one still suck...... ps4 great 2015 !!!!!!!!! 

UNCStriker88
UNCStriker88

If you have anything other than an Xbox One then you are not American!  GO USA!!!

blackace
blackace

Stupid Rock Simulation. lol!! They are getting out of hand me thinks. At least the Goat Simulation game actually looked fun in small dozes. Even the Farming Simulator was interesting, but every simulation after that (Soda, Rock, Lunch Lady, Baking, etc...) all look and play like crap from what I've seen. 


Xbox One has the best exclusives for 2014 at least. All games will be 1080P native by this time next year, so there won't be any parity difference at all. PS4 has a lot of great exclusives coming next year however, so they might have the edge in 2015.

semi74
semi74

Look for Rock Simulator to also include Binge Peppling and a healthy overdose of Quartz.

Kinguard73
Kinguard73

1.Dear god... the OCD crowd now dominates developers time and money... there goes quality...


2.I read for your site. Not really since only two were actually heists and both involved PvP.


3. I saw their exclusives and they look like they could do 1080p 60fps on the 360 they don't push their system at all or so it seems. Only online community at this time would I say is actually better. (sorry PS4 user but the UI for it friend's list and such is superior. Least the 360 one is)


Zombie97
Zombie97

And I thought nothing could top the soda drinking simulator. I wonder what people will come up with next :O

riotinto876
riotinto876

I was expecting geodudes, I am disappoint.

ratavaquera
ratavaquera

As i've said before, left is bigger.

cyberwookie72
cyberwookie72

I could swear that one of those rocks look like the face of an alien?

amdreallyfast
amdreallyfast

I think that Microsoft has a good console and great XBox Live online community, but they have missed out on their biggest former exclusive: the Kinect 2.0.  It is certainly not a controller because the community never considered it as such (Nintendo went through a similar phase with the Wii-mote before people started calling it "the wii controller").  It is, however, a superb human-machine interface (HMI).  If they would release a free SDK like they did for Kinect 1.0 AND integrate it into Project Spark, then the system would be fulfilling it's potential niche.  Although not a controller, there are many people who could find a good use for the advanced HMI.

KamuiFei
KamuiFei

I guess you could say the prospect for Rock Simulator is looking too good topaz up.

amdreallyfast
amdreallyfast

I'm guessing that the Rock Simulator creators made it as a joke, then a bunch of people on Steam thought that it would be funny to mess with the voting system and vote it into existence.  I would upvote that joke.

However, if it has a competitive multiplayer mode to see who can cause the biggest avalanche and/or crush the most hikers, THEN my wallet might be on the line :).

yosus
yosus

Jesus Christ Jess they are minerals!! 

hystavito
hystavito

Rock Simulator looks to be using the same font as all those other simulator games that I think come from one company.  I guess that must be a font that anyone can use/buy then?  Yup, that's all I really have to say about it :).

waelse1
waelse1

Exactly my sediment!

Must be April 1st for that rock simulator to make sense.

homelessgamer
homelessgamer

Ignious idea lol! Sorry had to watch the video twice. That's the best one yet.

homelessgamer
homelessgamer

Your show was rock solid once again Jess.

Sorry couldn't help it :/

cantloginnow
cantloginnow

Xbox has an excellent line up,better than the other consoles imo.

rasterror
rasterror

@MrMilkmann They're such a bad company that they make billions in profits. Man i wish I owned a company as bad as theirs.

Sevenizz
Sevenizz

The US is turning out to be one of the most unpatriotic nations in the world. From videogames to cars to outsourcing most industries to china, it's actually uncool to buy or support American at home. Look at Detroit. Once the symbol of prosperity in America now looks like a desolate battleground.

So sad. Especially when most of these Sony fanboys are most likely in the US.

RevLux
RevLux

@blackace  I think this is more of a lark than anything else. Still, it got me to chuckle...

blackace
blackace

@daikkenaurora12 Yes, Jess was looking smoking hot on that day. T-shirt, hair and makeup were all on point. You go Jess.

amdreallyfast
amdreallyfast

@KamuiFei *facepalm*

the footage seems to be solid so far, at least

world4games
world4games

@cantloginnow

Or.................................................................................








not.

OldDirtyCR
OldDirtyCR

@Sevenizz People got sick of "American Made" being slapped on something when in reality most the parts came from another country and it was barely "American Assembled".

That is the problem. There are still plenty of people willing to support an "American Made" company as long as they aren't BSing everyone.  American people have been alienated one too many times.

TigusVidiks
TigusVidiks

@Sevenizz "in the world"?? lol USA has the most protective commerce policies, in the first world countries that supposedely support a open world market.

diggyphelps
diggyphelps

@Sevenizz Lol, Microsoft is the king of outsourcing jobs, do a little research before you spout off.

Sevenizz
Sevenizz

Manufacturing, yes. Everything else, no.

Sevenizz
Sevenizz

Pro google skills. Too bad you didn't read them since one story isn't even about outsourcing but patents. Not gonna bother to open more since it's pointless.

diggyphelps
diggyphelps

"Microsoft files 2,000 to 2,500 patents a year, Weresh says. It's so much work that he has 30 full-time staffers and about 100 full-time outsourced employees from CPA Global in India, he says."

Not about outsourcing you say? Can you even read?

diggyphelps
diggyphelps

That denial... Just admit that they outsource like crazy, every major US company does it and you denying it is just idiotic.

Sevenizz
Sevenizz

Who said I denied it? Did you read the part where it's one of my griefs? I didn't even bring up Microsoft - you did.